Petrol Ke Liye Saali Kuch Bhi Karegi

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Ladka Ladki Se Bola: “Main Tumse Pyaar Karta Hoon

Ladki: “Ha-Ha

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Ladka: “Main Tumhare Liye Mar Jaunga

Ladki: “Ha Ha Ha

Ladka: “Main Tumhari Activa Ki Tanki Har Hafte Petrol Se Full Karva Diya Karunga.

Ladki: “Waah, Sach Kasam Se??

Ladka: “Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha Chal Gand Marwa

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45 Comments

  1. Priya... says:

    Bakwaas Joke :oops:

    1. Anuj says:

      Dhasu Joke ;)
      Honda Activa hahahahahahahaha :)

    2. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

      Hehehehe lagta ha madam priya ko ladkiyon ki sachayi(reality) hazam nai hu tabi bakwas keh rehi ha. Hehehehe

  2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    kadak joke tha admin bro…….!!

  3. CHHORA says:

    kya joke he! gaand do petrol lo!

  4. Deepak says:

    Funny meanings of places in english.

    1=Large State”Maha-Rastra”.

    2=Place of Kings”Raja-Sthan”.

    3=Mr. City”Shri-Nagar”.

    4=Rhythm of Eyes”Nayni-Tal”.

    5=Face”Surat”.

    6=Unmarried Girl.”Kanya-Kumari”.

    7=No Zip.”Chen-Nai”.

    8=Come in Evening.”Aa-Sam”.

    9=Go and Come.”Go-Aa”.

    10=Answer State.”Uttar-Pradesh”.

    11=Make Juice.”Bana-Ras”.

    12=Do Drama.”Kar-Natak”.

    13=Green Gate.”Hari-Dwar”.

    Amazing INDIA

    1. rajesh says:

      wah wah deepak bhai ji aap to har baar dil khush kr dete
      ho.

  5. Deepak says:

    Ek patthar,sirf ek bar,mandir jata hai;
    aur BHAGWAN ban jata hai..

    Hum insaan,har roz,mandir jate hain;
    phir bhi patthar hi rehte hain………
    .
    gud eve..Frnds…

    1. deleted says:

      shradha ki wajah se…….agar tum kissi ladki ko bhi utni shradha se chahoge to usmein bhi rab dheekhega….

      1. Deepak says:

        Ryt bro,
        Bs yahi h..ki…hum 1 patthar ko bhagwan maan lete h..or us pr shradhha b rakhte hain…but 1 insaan ko insaan b nh maante…..jb kisi insaan ki takleef me sath dena ho toh hum patthar ban jaate h…or mandiron me laakhon rupaye ka chadhaava chadhate hain…pattar me chupe bhagwan ko hum pahchan lete hain,but, insan me chupe bhagwan ko nh pahchan pate.,

      2. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

        mujhe bhi kisi mein rab dikhta hai par secret hai…haha

  6. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Wah

  7. CHHORA says:

    मैं छोरा राजस्थान से हूँ। यहाँ पर बाढ के हालात हैं और आप लोगों को हँसने की पङी है!! नालायकों शर्म करो!!!

  8. Lalitmangla says:

    Great joke

  9. deleted says:

    @priya ji gud evening….aapka gud mrng padha meine….how r u?

    @himanshu long time no see

    @aby…tum kya karte ho mumbai mein….

    @ samosay bhai…???where r u ?/

    @ piyush mauriya ??? u too gayab

    @ admin tu bahut kam aata h site par jab se auto approve kia h sabko……last year to har cmt k baad reply aata tha….humein site ki lut laga k khud gayab….

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Del ji!!!Mai asal me PUNE me rahta hu Nd MUMBAI me mere sab relatives rahate hai mai month me 5-6 bar to Mumbai ho aata hu. …. Andheri…bandra…Fort… aise jagah …. aapko to Pata hongi ye jageh??? aap kabhi aate ho Mumbai ya pune??
      and mai 12th me hu……

      1. deleted says:

        i have never travelled outside north india……but due to bollywood movies i know mumbai places…..

    2. Admin says:

      Deleted aisa nahi hai ki main site pe nahi aata, par ab auto aprove ki wajah se tum logo ki baatein chalti hai main padta hun bich mein kuch aisa lagta nahi ki comment karu.. haan jab lagta hai kuch aisa to main jawab jarur deta hun, koi acha sa sher mile tab bhi idhar dal deta hun….

  10. Dhi₹ajº says:

    yaar aaj mein ek movie dekh k aaya..lekin hua kya woh ladka itna disturbing tha..mann kia usko ped se ulta latka k aisee dhunai krun ki agli baar movie dekhna bhool jae..behad vulgar galiya de raha tha…mera bus chale to mein duniya se saare chutiyo ko thikane laga doon…aur jab mein kisi handsome ladke ko ladki k 7 dekhun to accha nhi lgta..i request handsome ladko jeans nhi istemaal krni chahiye.aur unshaved hona chahiye..aur ldki jaise bhi rahe mujhe frk nhi pdta…pls handsome avoid jeans n try to be unshaved.

  11. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    ladkio k smart hone ka raaz mujhe pata nhi tha…lekin ab mujhe pata hai…wrna mein humesha sochta tha..yeh ladkia itni smart kyun hain..yyyyyyyyyyyyy//////////////////?????????????
    ……………………………………………………………………………………

    mujhe ladkio se behad jalan hoti hai….african girls ko chhodkr!! :)
    aur sundar ladko se mein nafrat krta hoon….. :cry:

  12. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    aaj insaan sabse sasta prani hai…naa ki mitti!!

    yeh devevder khaan mar gya????????????
    ……………………………………………………………………………………
    janha do insaan saccha pyaar krte hain…wanah rab basta hai…isliye do dilo ko milne do..warna
    kbhi acchi duan naseeb nhi ho paengi…baddua lagegi!!!!!!!!
    ……………………………………………………………………………………
    swaarth ki bhi ek seema rkhni chahiye wrna…wrna duniya nrk samaan ho jaegi!!
    ………………………………………………………………………………….
    yaar deepak itni shyari kaise kr lete ho..bahut pehle se shyari ki kitab khrid padhte the kya han?? haha…mein bhi chhota tha to shyari ki kitabe dekhta tha par khridne ka swaal hi nhi uthta tha kyunki….meri duniya se woh belong nhi krti thi..haha!! but sabki duniya mein ek cheez common hai..love!! mujhe to pyaar ka matlab tab samjh mein aaya jab meri mulaqaat jay se hui…warna pyaar mere liye kewal chhote baccho jaanwaro tak hi simit tha!!

    1. Deepak says:

      Dear, is maamle me toh ap mujh se kahi jyada behtar ho…coz…main toh.. Shayri k roop me….kisi or k words ko yaha post krta hu..but..ap jo b likhte ho..vo apne man se ya dil se likhte ho…

      1. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

        @Dear lovely Deepak, thank u soo much!!!…jo maza khud se krne mein woh maza chori krne ya nakal krne mein nhi..,meine kai baar copy paste socha but…mujhe accha nhi laga..haan agar kucch urdu k words seekh loon yaa thoda idea le loon..to kr paaun!! tc dear

        @tc aby dear!!

        2 ya 3 din baad miltein hain ;)* …apne nephew se milne jaa raha hoon!!! :) mujhe bahut chahta hai!!!

  13. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    ladki k toh balle balle ho gyi..sab kucch muft mein knhi aisa naa ho…ki itna upar udd jae..ki neeche na aa pae…hahaha!!…………shaadi k baad to ladkia jannat ka swaad le hi leti hain…ladkio ka hi raaz hai :cry:

  14. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    —————————–G O O D N I G H T F R I E N D S————————————
    Thoda apne non straights friends se mil loon…dusri site pe.. kya haal chaal hai unke :)

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Good night!!! @dhiraj dear ………

  15. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

    jab ladka ladki k saath *** krta hai…to ladki chillati hai…saale chutiye….aur tez kr…kbhi isse pehle *** nhi kia kya :)
    :evil: sex :evil: sex :evil: :evil: sex :evil: sex :evil: :evil: sex :evil: sex :evil:

  16. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Dheeraj ji yaha c h u d a i ki bate mat karo

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      ye kon hai????

      1. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

        hahahhahahaaha hhaha!!! aby !!,..i m pure mumbai guy ..born at south mumbai(colaba):)

    2. *.,~{*Dhiraj*}~,.* says:

      tum yeh baatein mujhse kh rhi ho jab mein iss site mein enter kia tha…2 saal pehle tab tumhe pata chal jata…kitni ghinauni comments hua krte the!! ok!! uss samay…vulgarity,anger,ladai,family ko gaaliya..aur bahut kucch hua krta tha…check kr lena…jokes non veg hain…mujhe tumhara yeh cmnt yaad hai..jispe lalitmangla ji gussa hue the..tum back page pe jaake khud padd lena…tumne kya likha tha..tum khud shrmindgi mehsus krogi uss comment ko padd k!!

  17. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    C h o o t ki bate mat karo

  18. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    L u n d ki bate mat karo

  19. dodo says:

    admin ek site hai jo sms sending service deti hai
    sitsms.com
    try kar k dekho

  20. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    It is not c h o o t, l u n d site

    1. rajesh says:

      to aap kya kar rhi gai. Bhajan kisi aur ko salah dene se
      pahile us pr khud amal karo Prity saxena ( the bad girl)
      (Sorry agr vura laga hai to)

  21. rajesh says:

    Rampal yadav Katrina se:- I LOUE YOU baby. Katrina:- Ja
    pahile aapni hight to dekh. Rampal yadav:- Tum kya soch
    kar ye baar kah rhi ho tujhe nahi patta kya mobile chahe
    kitna bhi bara ya chotta ho pr us ka sim card to ek hi size
    ka hota hai.

  22. rajesh says:

    good knight all

  23. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Kya baat hai @dhiraj dear tum to mere padosi nikle ….tum abhi kaha rahte ho Mumbai me.???? abhi to mai nariman point se comment kar raha hu geteway of India se Ghumne aaya hu……:D….

  24. deleted says:

    good morning friends

    I think preeti saxena is a boy

    I already have doubt about her in early comment also I had written this statement …….

    mujhe to yeh admin he lagta hai …….

    1. Admin says:

      bhonsdi ke gand mara le tu khada hoke, mere pas in chutiya panti ka faltu ka time nahi hai

  25. deleted says:

    admin haryana me best 3g konsa h …….
    I have to video chat …….on 3g……

    1. Admin says:

      Vodafone and Idea

  26. deleted says:

    Boy sees his x-girl after 1 year.
    Girl smiles.
    Boy-Sadi jaan te bani hai, tera hasa ho gaya.
    Girl-Tu hale kalla hi ghumda firda ae,sada te kaka
    ho gaya.

  27. rajesh says:

    hu aaj to jam k barsat ho rhi hai haryana me. kyu admin
    bhai maza le rhe ho is barsat ka???
    Aaj is barsat k mosam me ghar ki bahut yaad a rhi hai. dil
    kisi apne se bahut sari bate karne ko kar raha hai. uff etni
    bari zindgi me akle rhna kitna muskil hai. har raat ko to akhe
    bar ati hai apno ki yaad me. aur nhi likha ja rha. l misssssss
    to ….

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