Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai

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Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha Thha

Santa Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: “Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha Hai

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Santa Hass Ke Bola: “Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai

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Sardarni In Bus: Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Me Hath Dal Raha Hai. Srdar Huske: Dalne De, Tu Chinta Mat Kar, Tera Purse Mere Paas Hai

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56 Comments

  1. SEDUCER says:

    Itna chutiya husband sab ladkio ko mile. Taaki wo roj bus me kisi or se massage le sake.

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    1. Kamlesh says:

      he SEDUCER aise pati sab ko mile ye baat barabar hai lekin apne bibi ke sath aaisa hua to iss liye aaise pati sab ko na mile samjhe ye joke dil behlane ke liye thik hai.

  2. kapil says:

    hey dosto

    aisa sardar har biwi ko de.

  3. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    Yar santa bhi na ek dum dimag se paidal hai..

  4. ravi says:

    starting hi gajab h joke ki santa apne mayke ja rha tha

    1. admin says:

      Ravi bhai excellent… You know ye line mene jan bhuj ke likhi thhi soch raha tha kon pakadta hai.. actual mein mere maximu jokes mein dekhna main kuch na kuch esa jarur karta hun jo ki thoda sa doubtful ho

      Welldone

      1. ravi says:

        admin me tere har joke me galti dhund sakta hu jo shyad tujhe bhi na malum n ho

        1. admin says:

          Dhund na bhai fir to aur b maja aayega lets c

  5. Punit mumbai says:

    Santa hahahihihoho

  6. Sanjay tsk says:

    Mazza nahi aaya. Jokes bra tak hi reh gaya.

  7. kapil dev says:

    kash sabhi ki soch santa ki tarah hoti,

  8. Anuj says:

    old…

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    Santa ki biwi:santa koi aurat tumhare pant k under haath dal rahi hi .santa:dalne de maine underwear k sare paise purse main dal diye hain.

  10. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    Kapil sabhi ki soch santa ki jaisi hoti, to bra me koi hath hi nahi dalta……..

  11. DHIRAJ says:

    ravi tu mindy bhi hai maine sahi pehchana tha…admin,s favrts -nagesh,sunny n other missing.puneet best friend all girls same for sunny also.

  12. Aaditya says:

    Next time sari ke andar haath ghusane chahiye.

    Santa bolta chinta mat karo panty mere paas hai

    1. Manisha says:

      HAHAHA… GUD1

  13. Nishat Syeed says:

    sala santa ! iski bibi ki iss k samne chut mar lo phir bhi kahega phikr not gand to nahi mari . sale ka hard-disk hi khali hai.

  14. jagdish says:

    Santa's wife:Tere baap ka kya jata hai, pani to mera chhutata hai, dheele Lode

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Jagdish nice comment

  15. Diljit says:

    admin do not use sardar or sardarni in the jokes

    1. admin says:

      Diljit Bhai, Ji yaar tusi jokes dil te kyu lende ho….

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    Ravi salaam tumhare confidence ko u r really loveable…yehi woh cheez hai jis par samajhdar gay n girl marte n marti hain luv u.

  17. kapil dev says:

    Deepak,fir to sidhe panty me haath dalna padega,

  18. sunny says:

    santaa bahut chalak h usne chor ko chodu bana diya….

  19. pia says:

    agar main uski biwi hoti to use wahi par dho deti , marte marte

  20. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    Kapil bhai 50% saadi-suda aurte blouse-sadi, maxi-peti kot me PANTY nahi pehnti hai…..

  21. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi deepak i m punit also from mumbai. Bombay me kaha rahte ho.

  22. Pratap Singh says:

    ADMIN Bhai Diljit Ko Shayad Bura Laga Hoga Isliye Usne Yesa Kaha,Varna Wo Bhi Janta Hai Santa Ke Upar Ab Har Joke Banna Shuru Ho Gaya Hai……Vaise Sahi Hai Koi Santa Ki BB Ko Chod Bhi De To Wo Yahi Bolega Tu Chinta Kyo Karti Hai Pani To Me Hi Nikalunga……..Vaise Lagta Hai Kapil Mujhse Gussa Hai Kapil Kya Tu Sach Me Mujhse Gussa Hai………Admin Lage Raho Bhai Bahut Logo Ki Dua Milti Hai Tumhe…..

    1. admin says:

      Pratap bhai bus tum sab log huste raho … tum logo se na ab dil mil chuka hai … kuch milana hai kya

  23. Vickyssss says:

    pia like a perfect indian BIWI..

  24. yukti says:

    yeh raha ladko ka dimag jo apni biwi ka

    khayal nahi kar sakta

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Yukti mujse shadi karlo. I m minded.

    2. allen sagar says:

      mujhe bhii haat dalnaa hai

  25. Vickyssss says:

    yukti yar tu b na kbi kbi duffer wali bat karti hai..tuje to pta hona chahiye HAR PATI KO DUSRE KI BIWI ACHI LAGTI HAI…

    Kuch sikh le ..

  26. B.k. says:

    Yukti mere sath chal fir dekh majaa massage ka.

  27. yukti says:

    wo hi to hai na dusri aurat hi achhi lagati

    hai ladko ko

  28. Vickyssss says:

    yukti ye bta jab tere husbnd ko teri padosan or tere padosi ko tu achi lagegi tab tu kya kregi.

  29. Punit mumbai says:

    Yukti exchange karegi.

  30. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    Hi punit,

    kaise ho mai kandiwali west me rahta hu, yaar yukti mujhe to har ladki khubsurat lagti hai….bus dekhne ka najriya khubsurat hona chahiye.

  31. Punit mumbai says:

    Deepak i m so cool.

  32. Priya Rohra says:

    koi meri bhi bra mein haath daalo..,

    1. Bady100 says:

      Tu bol to tery bra me mu daldu.aur bradbhi leke ata hu.dudh to ata hai na tere chuchi se.

    2. Rahul says:

      me dalu tere bra aur panty me hath priya .reply me n my ID -Sexy Rahul

    3. Kunnu says:

      priya mere paas toh aa bra mein haat hi kya jaha jo chahe dalwa le…

    4. raj says:

      kash tum khol do to dono hatho se daba du

  33. Priya Rohra says:

    bahut saara….

  34. sanju says:

    @priya : doodh ke saath mera malai bhi mix kar lo

  35. Priya Rohra says:

    nahin..

    mujhe milavat pasand nahi…

    sirf doodh pina ho to bol..

    1. SAMEER says:

      santa jaisa husban har sharif ladki ko mile.

    2. allen sagar says:

      mujhee chance milaga kyaaa

  36. Adnan says:

    Priya apna address de main choosta hu tera dhoodh

  37. v.b says:

    priya give me ur mail id

    I will enter ma hand in ur body wherever u want :P

  38. sakshi sharma says:

    hy.this is good jokes.very very sexy.

  39. riya says:

    Yar koi mere bhi dabado …36 ka size hai..maja ayega chusne mei..chuslo yaar

  40. Pawan says:

    Sardar g muje bhi haath dalne do na

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