Please Extend My Leave

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.

He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave

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Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.

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Army Man Got Maried. 1st Nigt Bv Had Periods. He Writes 2 HQ- Red Alert On Front Line Plz Extnd My Leave. Pthan Major- Atak 4m Back Side n Report Soon

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  1. Jay says:

    @ Yaar Dhiraj kya mai tumko kewal hot sexy aur attractive hi dikhta hun kya mai Shamila nahi hun ?????

    Yaar tumne to meri photo bhi dekhi hai, phir bhi mujh se mere barey me puch raha hai ?

  2. Jay says:

    Hey Dosto !!!!!!!

    Dosti karo college wali se, Jaise k Mai (Jay)

    Ishq karo office wali se, Jaise k Mai

    Flirt karo pados wali se, Jaise k Mai

    Pyaar karo dilwali se, Jaise k Mai

    Aankh larao Samir Bhai k sali se, Jaise k Mai,

    Aur maar khao ghar wali se… Jaise k ….Jaise ki

    Samir khata hai Panchhi se…….HA HA HA HA HA HA

  3. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Aapko na dekhu to chain mujhe aata nahi hai…..

    Aapke siwa koi aur Ladki mujhse baat karti nahi hai……

    Esliye Kal Aapko jab nahi dekha to Aapki Yaad tez ho gayi thhi…..

  4. Matrix says:

    yuhooo mast joke hai!!!!!

    raj yaar teri pic itni choti thi ki mene socha kisi ko dikhao ya na dikhao baat to ek hi hai :P hehe…..

    hello admin hw r u?

    panchhi tune mujhe frnd request bheja tha kya facebook me?ya wo tum nhi thi??

  5. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,..india mein aise kon si jagah hai janha tumhare aur mere panw ek jagah pad chuke hain tell me????

    jay wait 12 baje announce hoga…tum hot n sexy abhi se mat bolo khud ko wait..3 category hai usme.tc

  6. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Yaaroo ! Mai samjata hu ki fojiyon ki life, hum students, businesman, shopkeapers ets se jyada khushahaal hoti ha. Bcoz unki busines me females nai hoti. Jinko dekhkar hamara lund andaiyein lene lagta ha. Unke jindgi kitni saaf suthri hoti ha, ha! Na dosto! Aur vo busy v itne rahte ha ki mahina-mahina vo sex ya muth marna v bhul jate ha.

    mera ek dost ha jo army force me job laga ha uske monthly pay 22000 hai.pichle week vo ghar aaya tha Maine use apni daily muth marne wali samasya ke baare me btaya. To vo bola; army job karle bhul jaoge ladki naam ki v koi chiz hoti ha'

      1. pankaj says:

        hehehe navya, rashi (n jisko bhi joke samjh me nahi aaya)…..simple joke hai ekdam… fauji ki biwi ke period ki wajah se aage ka rasta band tha.isiliye boss ne fauji ko suhag rat me peeche (ass) ka use karne ko bola..hehe ab joke dobara pado samjh me aa jayega..hehe

  7. Dhiraj says:

    RESULTS DECLARED

    yeh saare results male contestents k baatchit k aadhar par liye gaye hai..inka vastvikta se sambhad hota hai to yeh sanyog hoga..lekin parinaam ki sacchai k tah tak jaane ka prayas kia jaa chuka…isliye jinka naam nahi hai unko nirash hone ki aawashakta nahi hai…….DHANYAWAD….

    Category1

    ____HOT BOY____

    winners are two

    1…PANKY urf PANKAJ2..MATRIX urf RAHUL

    Category 2

    ________SEXY________

    winner is one

    1..SAMIR

    Category3

    ______LOVE BOY_____

    winner is one

    1…..JAY

    Congratulations!!!!!

    aap sabhi ko milta hai KATRINA KAIF k saath Dinner karne ka mauka………THE TAJ HOTEL…Mumbai..

    thanx:)…

  8. pankaj says:

    Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.

    Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:

    Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.

    Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…

    admin ke liye…hehe

    1. deleted says:

      @ navya ji Fauji means his wife is having periods ….but his boss days attack from back and report ….

      Joke aapko samajh nahi aaya but aap ne forward jarur kia hoga ….hehehe

  9. Raj Bindaas says:

    admin bhai, me kaha tmlog k begair rah sakta tha wo to mene kasam khayi thi un kutto ko sabak sikhane ki, me to kab wapas aa jata is site me bt jab mene kasam li to ramzan pad gya tha n no violence during ramjan esliye muje ramjan khatm hone tk ka wait krna pada… N dnt wry tera mastjokes site ko chamka dunga

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