Please Extend My Leave

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.

He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave

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Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.

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The Joke "Please Extend My Leave" posted on 20 Sep 2014 under English Jokes, SMS, One Liner Jokes and Tagged with and viewed 48,029 times.

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Army Man Got Maried. 1st Nigt Bv Had Periods. He Writes 2 HQ- Red Alert On Front Line Plz Extnd My Leave. Pthan Major- Atak 4m Back Side n Report Soon

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