Please Extend My Leave

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.

He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave

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Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.

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Army Man Got Maried. 1st Nigt Bv Had Periods. He Writes 2 HQ- Red Alert On Front Line Plz Extnd My Leave. Pthan Major- Atak 4m Back Side n Report Soon

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  1. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    दो पाकिस्तानी और एक
    हिन्दुस्तानी एक ट्रेन मे सफर कर रहे
    थे।
    तभी एक पाकिस्तानी बोला मुझे कोल्ड ड्रिँक पीना है मै लेने जा रहा हूँ । हिन्दुस्तानी बोला आप हमारे मेहमान हैँ
    आप बैठिए मैँ लाता हूँ ।
    जब वो लेने गया तब तक एक पाकिस्तानी ने हिन्दुस्तानी के एक जूते मेँ थूँक दिया ।
    जब बो वापिस
    आया तो दूसरा बोला मुझे
    भी पीना है और वो उसके
    लिये भी लेने चला गया । तब तक दूसरे पाकिस्तानी ने उसके दूसरे जूते मेँ थूक दिया।
    उसने दूसरे को भी दे दी और जैसे ही जूते
    मे पाँव डाला हिन्दुस्तानी जोर से चिल्लाया
    .
    .
    आखिर कब तक – कब तक
    ऐसा चलेगा कि पाकिस्तानी हमारे जूते
    मे थूकते रहेँगेँ,
    और हम उनकी कोल्ड ड्रिँक मेँ पेशाब करते रहेँगे! :-P

  2. Sujeet says:

    Saara din lag jata hai khud ko sametne mein
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    Phir raat ko unki yaadon ki hawa chalti hai
    aur hum phir bikhr kar reh jate hai…..

  3. deleted says:

    Us Ke Bina Ab Chup Chup Rehna acha lagta Hai
    Khamoshi Se Dard Ko Sehna acha lagta Hai
    Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Din Bhar Aansoo Behte Hain
    Saamne Us Ke Kuch Na Kehna acha lagta Hai
    Mil Ker Us Se Bichar Na Jaon Darta Rehta Hoon
    Is Liye Bas Door Hi Rehna Acha lagta hai

    1. Sujeet says:

      Masha aalah….. Great shers BADE BHAI… Maza aa gaya….
      I’m f9, how r u? Bade bhai ye Ravi bro kidhar hai… Bahot din ho gaye nazar nahi aaye….

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