Please Extend My Leave

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An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods.

He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave

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Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.

SMS / One Liner Version

Army Man Got Maried. 1st Nigt Bv Had Periods. He Writes 2 HQ- Red Alert On Front Line Plz Extnd My Leave. Pthan Major- Atak 4m Back Side n Report Soon

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49 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…………..Kahi ye Story NISHU Ji (Indian Airforce) ki to nahi hai ????????

    1. Admin says:

      hehhe tujhe kaisi pata be.. ki mene uski hi story likhi hai

  2. Rashii says:

    What?

    Ji kapil ji aj yaha mrng se hi kafi rain ho rahi hain, rain me hi hume aj clg b jana pda. Ap kaise ho

    1. Matrix says:

      Hello rashii ji apki age kya hai? :P

      1. Rashii says:

        Hi matrix ji ladkiyo se unki age nhi puchi jati :-)

      2. Wanted says:

        oye, tu buddhi suddhi to nhi ho gyi hai n?? ;)

  3. Ashish says:

    achha hai

    1. Matrix says:

      Kya achaa hai "Dhiraj" ya "joke" :O

  4. Jay says:

    @ Yaar Dhiraj kya mai tumko kewal hot sexy aur attractive hi dikhta hun kya mai Shamila nahi hun ?????

    Yaar tumne to meri photo bhi dekhi hai, phir bhi mujh se mere barey me puch raha hai ?

  5. Jay says:

    Hey Dosto !!!!!!!

    Dosti karo college wali se, Jaise k Mai (Jay)

    Ishq karo office wali se, Jaise k Mai

    Flirt karo pados wali se, Jaise k Mai

    Pyaar karo dilwali se, Jaise k Mai

    Aankh larao Samir Bhai k sali se, Jaise k Mai,

    Aur maar khao ghar wali se… Jaise k ….Jaise ki

    Samir khata hai Panchhi se…….HA HA HA HA HA HA

  6. Jay says:

    Rashii dear, Aapko na dekhu to chain mujhe aata nahi hai…..

    Aapke siwa koi aur Ladki mujhse baat karti nahi hai……

    Esliye Kal Aapko jab nahi dekha to Aapki Yaad tez ho gayi thhi…..

    1. Rashii says:

      Jay dear koi ladki apse baat nhi karti isliye ap hume miss karte ho bhuhubhu :-(

  7. Matrix says:

    yuhooo mast joke hai!!!!!

    raj yaar teri pic itni choti thi ki mene socha kisi ko dikhao ya na dikhao baat to ek hi hai :P hehe…..

    hello admin hw r u?

    panchhi tune mujhe frnd request bheja tha kya facebook me?ya wo tum nhi thi??

    1. panchhi says:

      oye add kr liya aur ab puchh ra h k wo tu hai?? Na me ni hu

      1. Matrix says:

        mujhe dout isiliye hua cause princy bhi lagaya hai panchhi ke baad

  8. deleted says:

    Thanx admin…..

    Jay Tum Dehradun Mein rahte Ho ya padte Ho…..

    Mein vahi se aata jata huń …..

    1. Wanted says:

      buhuhuhuhuhu

      sbka cnction hai dehradun se. ek mai hi raashiii se itni dur hu buhuhuhu :(

    2. Jay says:

      Deleted Mai Dehradun me nahi rahta hun, Waha to mai Apne Brother ki Dulhan dudhne jaa raha hu:P

  9. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,..india mein aise kon si jagah hai janha tumhare aur mere panw ek jagah pad chuke hain tell me????

    jay wait 12 baje announce hoga…tum hot n sexy abhi se mat bolo khud ko wait..3 category hai usme.tc

    1. Jay says:

      Dhiraj yaar, Teri Bhootani ke Ghar me…..hehehehe

  10. Rashii says:

    Shukriya wanted ji bt hum bheeg chuke nd fvr b ho gya

    aapne cmt late kiya.

    Ap kaise ho?

    1. Wanted says:

      jyada formelity mt maar. 2jhe jra v fikr hai kya meri :(

  11. panchhi says:

    hehehehe

  12. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Yaaroo ! Mai samjata hu ki fojiyon ki life, hum students, businesman, shopkeapers ets se jyada khushahaal hoti ha. Bcoz unki busines me females nai hoti. Jinko dekhkar hamara lund andaiyein lene lagta ha. Unke jindgi kitni saaf suthri hoti ha, ha! Na dosto! Aur vo busy v itne rahte ha ki mahina-mahina vo sex ya muth marna v bhul jate ha.

    mera ek dost ha jo army force me job laga ha uske monthly pay 22000 hai.pichle week vo ghar aaya tha Maine use apni daily muth marne wali samasya ke baare me btaya. To vo bola; army job karle bhul jaoge ladki naam ki v koi chiz hoti ha'

  13. pankaj says:

    kis kisko joke samjh nahi aaya…???

    1. Wanted says:

      sidhe-2 raashiii se puch n ki use joke samjh me aaya ya nhi ;)

      1. pankaj says:

        hmm ye bhi thik hai..wese navya ko bhi nahi aaya shayd …

    2. Matrix says:

      Admin ko haha……

    3. navya says:

      pankajji ap jis joke ki bat kr re h wo.joke to hme smj hi nai aya

    4. navya says:

      pankajji ap jis joke ki bat kr re h ki wo.joke hmre lie h to hme smj hi nai aya wo

    5. navya says:

      pankajji hme to is joke me ek word b.nai smj aya

      1. pankaj says:

        hehehe navya, rashi (n jisko bhi joke samjh me nahi aaya)…..simple joke hai ekdam… fauji ki biwi ke period ki wajah se aage ka rasta band tha.isiliye boss ne fauji ko suhag rat me peeche (ass) ka use karne ko bola..hehe ab joke dobara pado samjh me aa jayega..hehe

  14. Dhiraj says:

    RESULTS DECLARED

    yeh saare results male contestents k baatchit k aadhar par liye gaye hai..inka vastvikta se sambhad hota hai to yeh sanyog hoga..lekin parinaam ki sacchai k tah tak jaane ka prayas kia jaa chuka…isliye jinka naam nahi hai unko nirash hone ki aawashakta nahi hai…….DHANYAWAD….

    Category1

    ____HOT BOY____

    winners are two

    1…PANKY urf PANKAJ2..MATRIX urf RAHUL

    Category 2

    ________SEXY________

    winner is one

    1..SAMIR

    Category3

    ______LOVE BOY_____

    winner is one

    1…..JAY

    Congratulations!!!!!

    aap sabhi ko milta hai KATRINA KAIF k saath Dinner karne ka mauka………THE TAJ HOTEL…Mumbai..

    thanx:)…

    1. Admin says:

      abe aur mera kya :((

      1. Matrix says:

        Aap hamare dost hai isiliye aapko milta hai consollation prize dhiraj ke sath ek raat bitane ka mauka. :P

      2. Raj Bindaas says:

        hehehe abe jay ka naam to expect kiya tha bt ye pankaj aur matrix to chupe rustam nikle, hmm dhiraj ka network to kafi bada h…oh god me nai bachao :-P

    2. pankaj says:

      katrina ka mask laga ke tu hi aayga pucca..mujhe pata hai…dhiraj…hehe

      fir bhi thanx…for ur lovely vote…

    3. Jay says:

      Abe Dhiraj ye contest to kewal Hottest and sexist BOY ka thha, ye phir LOVER BoY ka khitab kyu add kar diya ??????

  15. pankaj says:

    Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.

    Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:

    Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.

    Replied “Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo…

    admin ke liye…hehe

    1. Jay says:

      Admin ke liye kaya?? Mombatti:P:P:P

      1. Jay says:

        Abe Admin ko Mombatti se kuch nahi hoga, Uske liye Kele ka PED (Banana tree) chahiye…hahahaha

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe ped se yad aya agli ba ek tere par ped wala joke bhi tyar karta hu… tu meri G mein ungli dene se baaj nahi aa raha to main b teri G mein hath deke rahugna

  16. navya says:

    joke smj me hi nai aa

    1. deleted says:

      @ navya ji Fauji means his wife is having periods ….but his boss days attack from back and report ….

      Joke aapko samajh nahi aaya but aap ne forward jarur kia hoga ….hehehe

    2. Wanted says:

      raashiii se cntect kr wo smjha degi :D

    3. Jay says:

      Yaar Pankaj, Navya ko joke samjha. esko bhi joke samajh me nahi aaya.

  17. Raj Bindaas says:

    admin bhai, me kaha tmlog k begair rah sakta tha wo to mene kasam khayi thi un kutto ko sabak sikhane ki, me to kab wapas aa jata is site me bt jab mene kasam li to ramzan pad gya tha n no violence during ramjan esliye muje ramjan khatm hone tk ka wait krna pada… N dnt wry tera mastjokes site ko chamka dunga

    1. Admin says:

      to ab tune badla le liya na…. hmmmm gud aur abta G kaisi hai vo to nahi di na kisi ko abi tak

  18. Mausam says:

    wah ye joke achchha he

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