Problems & Difficulties Are Like Big Boobs

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Problems & Difficulties Are Like Big Boobs

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They Look Big For Those Who Only See Them,

But

They Are Enjoyable For Those Who Handle Them Very Well !

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Problems n Difficulties R Like Big Boobs, Dey Look Big 4 Those Who Only See Them, But Dey R Enjoyable 4 Those Who Handle Dem Very Well

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  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    tabhi to me hamesha enjoy karta hu…

    Dr-tum khub daba ke dudh piya karo,kamjor ho gaye ho..

    Santa-dudh to me pita hu par dabane nhi deti hai…

  2. Anuj says:

    Why are Condoms only sold in packets of 3 and 12?

    Because 3 are for Young People (morning, afternoon, night)

    And

    12 for old People(Jan. to Dec.)

    1. Anuj says:

      Usne din raat mujhko sataya itna k nafrat bhi ho gai,

      Aur mohabbat bhi ho gai…..

      Usne is Nazakat se mere hothon ko chooma,

      Ki roza bhi na toota aur aftari bhi ho gai….

      Usne is Ehtraam se mujhse mohabbat ki ke,

      Gunaah bhi na hua aur ibadat bhi ho gai…..

      Mat puch uske pyar karne ka andaz kaisa tha…

      Usne is shiddat se seene se lagaya k maut bhi na hui,

      Aur jannat bhi mil gayi…..

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        gazab….to tum yaha kya kar rahe ho anuj bhai? he he he. tum to jannat me the na?

      2. Jay says:

        hehehehe abhi to kuch nahi huwa, ab dekhna tere piche hota hai kya:P

        1. Anuj says:

          @ Jay Laxmi Yar tm B-tex lagaya kro khugli chali jayegi

          1. Jay says:

            @ Anuj yar kya tere piche khujali pakad liya hai, Jo Mujhe aisa bol raha hai ????

      3. Cobra says:

        Kya bat hai…

        behtarin

  3. Raj bindaas says:

    Admin, kya ho rha hai yaha pr ab ye jack ka kya prob h,
    @jake – tumhe kya hua h bhai itna khoon Q garam kr rhe ho, tumne jis tarah se kaha ki admin dekhna ab tere chamcho ko v bura lagega ye sb kya h, me us din nhi tha warna jarur tera jawab deta bt mujhe matter pta hi nhi ki tujhe hua kya h, Q tum itna bhadka, kya baat h?
    @prince, jo kehna h jise kehna h khulkr kaho dnt wry me hu na aur agar wo cmt mere liye tha to fir v dnt wry Admin h na
    @ user- ye jack kya bol rha hai admin ko aur tumlog soch rhe ho mujhe kya admin jane aur jack…. Chi chi chi bahut achi soch h tum sb ki aur ha ye baat me bhul gaya ki tumlog agar jack ko jawab dete to admin ka chamcha nhi kehlate sab k sab bahut inteligent hai siway ajuba,jay,prince aur mere

    1. Admin says:

      Raj bro…. mere ko gussa hi jyada is bat pe aya thha ki usne chamcha bola… haan kadchi bol deta to alag baat thhi

      aur tension na le tujhe pata to hai ki sala har mahine hamare kisi ache bhale user ko ek daura padd jata hai… aur vo ese bolta hai

      itihas gavah hai ki har month ke end mein same yahi panga hota hai. hone de "Ab to Adat Si hai Mujhko Ese Jeene Ki"

      vaisi hairani ki baat hai Jack ka naam bhi Raj hai aur tera Bhi par kita Farak hai dono mein…

      aur bata kaisa hai n kya kar raha hai

      1. Raj bindaas says:

        Admin – bhai abhi sab thik hai thoda preshan tha mene mandal ko hospital pahucha diya tha aur case v ho gaya tha bt uska dukh nhi hai dukh is baat ka hai meri gf se mera jhagra ho gya aur jante ho kyon qki mene mandal ka sir tode diya, jab usne mera naak fada tha tb use mujhpar bahut pyar aa raha tha aur ghanto ro rahi thi ab mera reaction se use hurt ho rha hai, me kabhi in ladkiyo ko nhi samjh sakta yaar, tumhe pata hai meri gf ne jab mujhe purpose kiya tha tb usne kaha tha mujhe tumhara ye bindaas style bahut pasand hai,tumse sab ladkiya nafrat karte hai darte v hai par mujhe tumhara yehi ada pasand hai, tumhari wajah se colony ki ladkiya safe rahti hai fir v tumse nafrat karti hai mujhe nafrat h un girl se etc etc ab ye khud mujhse nafrat karne lagi….. me kabhi nhi samajh sakta in ladkiyo ko sala jiske liye maru wahi laat mar deta hai

        1. Admin says:

          abe hehe tune to bola thha be ki teri koi Girl Friend nahi hai… ab ye kidhar se a gayi

          hmm Jungle mein Mandal hai hehe i mean Mangal…. hmmmm

        2. Cobra says:

          abe tu ladkiyon ke boy friendon do marega ro ladkiyan nafarat karengi ya pyaar, tu to ladkiyon ka bhai ban jayega bhai.

          ok bhai teri gf ko pyaar to kar bhai admin ke idea ke anusar.

        3. Banjara says:

          Raj aa ja bhai hm dono ek 2se k gle mil k aasu baha le Qki teri ne tere laat maar di Or meri is dunia mai nhi h

          huhuhuhuhu

          bt raj aage se baba lund da nand ki 1 baat dhyan rakhna ki girl frnd ko first time milte hi thok do fir dekhna ki wo sali fir kv tera picha nhi chodegi try it

          1. Admin says:

            abe ye baba Lund Da Nand nahi baba Saxidas ne bola thha..

            aur ek bat aur yad rakhna…. First time ladki ko sax ke time khub rulana aur fir karne ke baad pyar se puchakarna aur dilasa dena… fir dekhna tu usko duniya ka sab se achha aur caring insaan lagega hehehe

          2. Raj bindaas says:

            Banjara & Admin – bhosdi k tumlog apna sada hua idea apne paas rakh meri gf mero ko touch karne tak nhi deti h ek baar kiss karna chaha tha majak me uske gaal par liya tha sala itna jor ka bhadki ki usdin to meri gand hi fatt gyi thi me hath jodkr kaha devi maaf kro mujhse galti ho gyi tum kaho to me tumhe shadi k baad v kiss nhi karunga tab jakar wo muskurayi aur uska gussa shant hua aur tum dono keh rhe ho uske sath sex karu, abe kutto, kamino tumlog sale mere dost nhi ho sakte ho tumlogo ne pura plan bana liya tha mujhe upar pahuchane ka…. kis janam ka badla le rhe ho be

          3. Admin says:

            Hmmm abe ab har situation ka alag ilaz hota hai na.

            Ab tu usko jake bol Baba Saxidas me bola hai roj subha uth ke agar tune kisi ladki ke honto se hont na milaye to sara din bura jayega. Taang b toot sakti hai aur haath bhi aur shayad kabhi kabhar gand fattme ke chances bhi hai.

            Usko samjha ab main tere se pyar krta hun aur tujhe dokha nahi dena chahta aur tere siva kise aur ke honto ko choona nahi chahta isliye tu hi bata is musibat se kaisi niklu. Heheje

            Aur ye b boliyo ki Baba ne khas ye kaha hai ki sirf hont se hont touch karane hai tune kiss bilkul bhi nahi karni. (kyunki vo khud kar degi) hehehe

            Idea kam kare to uski koi saheli mere se set krva diyo. Kyunki rashii ka koi ata pata nahi hai :(

          4. Cobra says:

            Abe raj agar teri GF tujhe kiss karne nahi deti na to koi baat nahi.

            Tum mera veg idea lelo, use (teri GF) ko bolo aaj tumne flaverd wala lipistic lagaya hai kya, kaisa test hai?

            Use kiss ke prakar batana

            1. Prasfutit chumban

            2. Utrardh chunban

            vaise ye 12 type ke hote hai

            &

            kisi lovers point me jao jahan vaisa hi mahol ho.

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      wo comment kam se kam tumhaare liye nahi tha bhai… Agar dost ki tarfdaari chmachagiri kahlaati hai to Jack ko pata lagna chahiye chamchagiri hoti kya hai.. Aur itihaas ki hi baat karen to Jack hamesh pahadi se girta raha hai(Jack And Jill… Went up the hill..jack fell down…)..aur girega bhi.. he he he.

      1. Admin says:

        abe hehe vese ek cheez aur bhi hoti hai JackAss

        1. Kaliya says:

          hmm

    3. Wanted says:

      be raj, mai v us din nhi tha n… wo admin ko gali dene ki dhamki de raha tha, jbki wo nhi janta ki uske liye wanted ka jalwa hi kafi hai hehehe, aakhir maine admin ki sikhai hui gaaliya hi mind me save karke rakhi hai.. wo baat alag hai ki admin aajkl mujhe or gaali nhi sikhata, fir v uske liye itna hi kafi hai.. hehehehe

      1. Admin says:

        abe hehhe bhai chinta na kar kisi din class ka program banate hai aur sare dost beth ke aram se.. baatein marenge aur naye tarike ki galiya deni sikhenge

      2. Raj bindaas says:

        vry gud wanted bro

    4. Cobra says:

      are bhai admin ko hamari jarurat nahi hai… use mohoul se nipatna aata hai.

      vaise mujhe thik se gali nahi aati hai,

      or jack hamara bhai hai.

      do bhai log ki ladai me ek ka sath dena galat hai.

      agar jack hamara dusman to do fir bolo.

      1. Admin says:

        nahi usko gali dene ki koi jarurat nahi hai… itna janta hun ek din usko khud ehsas hoga ki usne tum logo ko galat bola aur Baba ji ko bewajah gali di

  4. Mausam says:

    My Dear ans sweet Friends,kaise ho aap sab log,ab to hamaare iss parivaar me kaafi naye log bhi jud gaye hain,un sabhi naye friends ka haardik swaagat he,

    @Divyaa ji main aapko bhulaa nhi hoon,lekin aap hi bhul jaatee hain.

    Friends aap sabke liye ek sher arz hai:-

    Kuchh iss tarah se mera imthaan lete hain wo,

    Mera pyaar hokar bhi roz meri jaan lete hain wo,

    Ruthe hain itne ki baat bhi nhi karte,

    Magar suna hai ki har aahat pe mera naam lete hain wo.

  5. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Admin Bro ki galti nahi hai..Jo itni der lag gayi ye jaan ne me ki Panchhy Ladki hai ya ladka.. Are bhai Koi Panchhy Agar Jameen pe aaye hi nahi to kaise jaanoge ki male hai ya female? Kal galti se Panchhy Jameen pe aa gayi.. Apne baba ji Dhyan Lagaye huye the aur unhone apni door drishti se Darshan kar liya.. Ab sach kya hai Ye to baba ji hi baatyenge.

    1. Admin says:

      Prince hehehe vese teri baat sahi hai par soch galat hai

      kyunki panchhi jab udta hai to niche se dekh ke pata lag jaata hai ki vo male hai ya female coz hehe vo niche kuch pahnte to hai nahi

      bas dekhne ke liye dorbeen solid honi chahiye hehehehe

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Ab agar meri bhi door drishti aur soch aapki tarah ho gayi baba ji to app me aur mere me farq kya rah jaayega? he he he.. isliye to aap aap ho…

        1. Wanted says:

          abe, sidhe sidhe bol n- gr bakri (goat) khet me hal chalane lage to bell (ox) kya krega? hehehehe

    2. Panchhi says:

      Ha hu me ladka bol kya h aur tu apne pe dhyan de yhi tere liye better rhega prince…

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Tum Faaltoo me Bhadak Rahi Ho Panchhy.. Maine Tumhe Aisa Kuch Nayi Kaha Jo Paajaame se Baahar Ho jaao.. Mujhe apna Khyal Humesha Rahta Hai.. Kisi Se Kahne ya Kahlwaane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.. Aur Waise Bhi Maine Tumse Nahi Admin Bro Se Kaha Tha. Khamkha Tension na Lo.. Cool Raho. Mujhe Pata Hai Kisi ko bhi Kisi ki free Ki Advise Achhi Nahi lagti Hai.. baaki Khud Samjhdaar ho.. Khatam Karo Baat.. Sorry After All. Tumhe Comment Se Takleef Hui Ho to.. Lekin Itna hai Tumne Jata diya Ladkiyo ki jalan kabhi nahi jaayegi..

  6. pyare mohan says:

    ager aap sabhi 5 vi class se tej hain to is sawal ka jabab dijiye.

    woh konsa janwar hai jo is samay mere comment ko padh raha hai.

    answer quickly@@

    1. Jay says:

      Pyare Mohan ji wo janwar hai jiski Aap AULAD hai:P

      Don't mind dear mere kahne ka matlab hai us Janwar ko "INSHAN" kahte hai……hehehehe

    2. Cobra says:

      ye lo school se chutti hui ki nahi, yahan par class lena suru.

      lo tumhare liya sawal

      china ke alphabet me kitne sabd hote hai.

      1. Kaliya says:

        Ye to nahi pata ki kitne alphabet hote hai, shayad 1000 ke karib hote hai. Par ye jarur pata hai ki chinese "kanzi" use karte hai(jo ki jyada complex hai hirangana aur katakana se). Hiragana aur katakana japanese use karte hai.

  7. kamdev says:

    hiiiiiiiiiiiii frendz

    kaishe ho

    aur bataoooooooo

  8. Dhiraj says:

    @kapil, i never had sex with any guy m 200% untochd..ok dear.

  9. Jay says:

    Dear All,

    3 Facts of Life:

    Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

    Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

    Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

    Note: Baba ji ka Apne chelo ko Sandesh:-

    Tabiz aur Condom hamesha apne sath rakho

    Kyuki Bhoot aur Ch#t kahi v, kabhi v mil skati hai.:-)

    (Ye Suchna Janhit me jari hai……….(:-

  10. Dhiraj says:

    boobs sari aur blouse k piche hi acche lagte hain….yeh chije open bekar dikhai deti hain.

    1. Anuj says:

      Sahi Bola Dhiraj

    2. Cobra says:

      thodi side se or achhi dikhati hai…

      l**d bhadkau.

  11. sam says:

    sexy boobs

    big problem

    dono aadmi ko mentaly disturb karte hai

  12. Vinay says:

    Yaaro koi mujhe b b**bs dilwao taki mujhe problems handle karna aa jaye.

    Admin bhai mere liye kuch to karo

    1. Admin says:

      hmmmm. ok ji dekhte hai koi aapke liye… par time limit nahi hogi koi hehe beshak 10 years lag jaye… so be patience

  13. kapil the cute boy says:

    JACK

    JACK

    JACK

    LISTEN yaaro kya ye tumne jack ke matter ko itna bawal bana diya..yaro mene jack ka comment padha tha lekin muje uske comment me koi dum nazar nhi aaya,kyu ki ye to aksar yaha hota hai.

    RAAJ,ADMIN,PRINCE itna serious hone ki zarurat nhi hai

    tumne suna hoga ki HATHI CHALTE REHTE HAIN AUR KUTTE BHAUNKTE REHTE HAIN.

    jo aadmi itne gande word use karta hai us se kya baat karna,ye show karta hai ki kis mansikta ka banda hai,aise bando ko to me sick bolta hu,in logo ko pyaar ki zarurat hai,

  14. kapil the cute boy says:

    @RAAJ-tu kehta hai ki tu us din use jawab deta agar tu yaha hota to,are yaar jawab use do jise aap apni barabari ka samjhte ho,kisi bimar aadmi ko kya jawab diya jaye…

    @Jack tune yaha sab ko chamcha bola,muje auro ka to nhi pata lekin me yaha kisi ki chamcha giri nhi karne aaya,me yaha khuda aaya hu,aur jab tak maja aayega tab tak yaha rahunga,aur jab maja nhi aayega to chala jaunga..muje kisi ki chamchagiri karne ki zarurat nhi hai,aur aaj b me tuje comment nhi karta wo to RAAJ ka comment padh ke raha n

    1. Admin says:

      kapil :( tujhe mere se koi pyar nahi… sale ek bar to kaha hota ki baba keo milne bhi aata hun

      par haan tu kyu bolega… baat to dil se nikalni chahiye aur tu dil se mujhe kaha pyar karta hai..

      Anyway Thanks

      1. Raj bindaas says:

        oye Admin btaya tha na naya naya luv hua hai bt baat abhi jyada bigdi nhi h uska call aaj raat aaya tha…. I think she care me lot thats y she quarral wid me C 4 me now m feel better…..
        aur KAPIL k cmt par itna khush mat ho be jara uska cmt dhyan se padh be …. Abe kapil mere se v pyar karta h lekin mera naam nhi liya socho kyo socho socho

  15. savita says:

    A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes.

    Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class." And Submit It Tomorrow.

    Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

    #Include

    #Include

    Void Main( )

    {

    Clrscr( );Int N;

    For( N=1 ; N

    Think Differently!

    tc

    1. Matrix says:

      Bahut asan poocha savita aunty he…he…he..

      #include

      #include

      void main()

      { int n;

      {for(n=1;n>=5000;n++)

      cout<<n;

      }

      getch();

      }

      Waise mujhe pata nahi ki aapne poocha kya hai par aapne jo C++ ka prog. likha tha usmien ye sab missing tha.

      Hey Raj bro how r u. Abhi bhi bindaas hai ki nahi raha. he…he..he..

      1. Matrix says:

        oh to wo command bhi print karna hai!!

        #include

        #include

        void main()

        {int n;

        for(n=1; n<=5000; n++)

        {cout<<"I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class"<<endl;

        }

        getch();

        }

    2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Admin Bro Agar is Code ko run karaun to compiler bechara samajh hi nahi paayega ye hai kya? he he he. savita ji Code to poora kijiye..

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        #include

        int main()

        {

        int i;

        for (i = 0; i < 5000; i++)

        {

        printf ("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class
        ");

        }

        return 0;

        }

        1. Matrix says:

          Ye shayad C hai miene C++ se solve kiya he…he… Par savita ji se pooch to sahi ki question kya tha, ye wrong prog sahi karna tha ki kuch aur..

          1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

            savita ji khud pareshan hai sawaal tha kya? Ab dubaara najar aayengi to pucch lunga.. aakhir bhai to tera hi hoo na ..he he he.

  16. kapil the cute boy says:

    @ADMIN he he he tu to emotinal ho gaya yaar me to bas aise hi Jack ko bol rha tha….yaaar dost hai tu apana aur tere alawa meri hakikat koi nhi janta ki me kya karta hu..agar tuj pe yakeen nhi karta to kabhi nhi batata..

    tuj se hi kya muje to yaha ke sare users RASHI,PUNCHI,DIVYA,SAVITA,JESSICA,…etc sab se pyaar hai yaar saari bate batayi thode hi jati hain.

    samjha kar na..

    1. Admin says:

      hehe abe tujhe senti kar raha tha sale… kyunki tune jo mujhe apna number diya hai vo kabhi milta hi nahii
      Sale Juthe makkar kameene dokhe baaj :( number de asli wala

  17. Banjara says:

    Admin tere liye 1 girl h yaar kya bindas maal h kapde to shayad wo ghar bhul jati h gora lund OOOO000 sorry yaar rang mast booobs h chal ye bta tu us ko kaise set krega uska cell number mere pass aa gya h Qki wo aaj mere office mai job k liye aai thi to uska number resum pr se maar liya

    1. Admin says:

      uska mobile number mujhe de… main Prime Minister Manmohan Singh ban ke us se bat karunga aur bolunga.. hehe tujhe personal secretary rakhna hai

      1. CID says:

        Hmm manmohan kuch jyada lamba ho jaayega……vese baba ji ye matrix kaha gaya….ab yaha nahi aata hai kya vo……..

        1. Admin says:

          aata hai hehe aur naam badal ke aata hai….. jaisi hume pata nahi chalega

          1. Matrix says:

            Mr. Admin aapne kis ko mujhe samajh liya ye to mujhe nahi pata, par shayad aapko ye pata hoga ki duniya mien koi bhi IP change kar ke aa sakta hai. Aur site admin sirf IP se hi pata laga sakta hai ki wo user kaun hai. Aur cookies next option hai identify karne ka. Mien yahaan itne dino baad aya kyunki mujhe kuch kaam tha. Aur aakar savita ji ko reply diya bas. isse pehle agar koi mere naam se comment de raha tha to ye apka farz hai ki usko warning de ki kisi aur ke naam se comment na kare. Waise koi baat nahi take care.

          2. Admin says:

            Bachha….. shaaant

          3. Matrix says:

            Waise aap abhi tak nahi badle he..he..(Wo insaan hi kya jo badal jaye!)

            Waise survey karaya jaye to raj se jyada bindaas aap hai. he..he..

          4. Admin says:

            abe raaj hi Bin D Ass (Bindaas) hai main nahi hehehe

          5. Matrix says:

            Waise ye jo aapke site mien ek logo hai(laughing logo) wo shayad april fool ka logo hai na!

            Us aadmi ne apne haath mien april fool ka board pakra hai ! hai na!

          6. Admin says:

            nopp vo ek cartoon tha jo ese has raha thha paglo ki tarha aur niche hehe nanga thha kuch nahi pahna thha hehehe

  18. Cobra says:

    Bhai Bajara ladaki B.pharma me hai to use prapose kare ke liye…

    main loose mosion tum meri entro quinol.

    main pain tum meri painkilar.

    main B.P. tum meri aten 25/50.

    main animia tum meri hemiting tonic.

    main pyasa tum meri sline.

    main chota boobs tum meri sodoul body toner.

    main sex tum meri unwanded 72.

    or bol sakta hai.

    Rx matalab "he uparwale meri dua kar kar jaye"

    1. Raj bindaas says:

      Wow cobra nice pstyle, mujhe pehle pta hota to me aise hi apne gf ko purpose karta

      1. Matrix says:

        Jhoote makaar abhi abhi to miene para tere comment mien ki tune kaha ki teri gf ne tujhe propose kiya, ab bol raha hai ki tune use kaha. Chal sach sach bata gf hai bhi ki nahi, mujhse jhoot na bol. he..he..he..

        admin bhai aapko to pata chal hi gaya hoga(ye comment parkar), fir aapne kuch kaha kyu nahi?? he…he..

        1. Admin says:

          abe matrix iske piche ek bahut bada reason hai…. hamari site pe 2 bade hi mashoosh story writer hai Kapil ur Raj.. hehehe maine isliye taang nahi adayi ki kahi ye story likhna chhod de… kya pata koi story hit ho jaye aur isko naam shohrat aur paisa mil jaye hehehe

        2. Raj bindaas says:

          Matrix, nice 2 see u again, aur tum meri baat ko kaha se kaha le ja rhe ho, jara dhyan se wo cmt padho mujhe to bs cobra ka wo purpose style pasand aaya tha so mene keh diya acha tarika h ladkiyo ko purpose karne ka mujhe mouka mila hota to me v ye tarika jarur apnata i mean kehta ab isse ye kya prove hota h ki mene apne gf ko purpose kiya aur usne nhi, ye kya h yaar kisi ne jhuta makkar keh diya a ur kisi ne story writer thik h aaj se story likhna bund aur ye cmt me santy hoker nhi likh rha hu, abhi sach me thoda disturb hu aur Q ab ye koi nahi puchnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaa

  19. Administress says:

    i like ur site's characters baba,acharya … they make it lively as real..

    1. Admin says:

      Hmm but who r u?

      1. Administress says:

        just another ordinary new user of ur site.. :)

        1. Admin says:

          hmmm koi naam age sex location to hog hi. Kittu Ji … ;)

          nahi batana to na batao ji its ok

          1. Administress says:

            Name is insignificant here.. M a gal, 22 , Haryana, working n like all m frustated.

          2. Admin says:

            balle balle yaar main b haryana.. se hun… chal aa mil k ek dusre ki frustration door karte hai hehehe

          3. Administress says:

            frm whr? N wat u do except admin dis site..u seems to hv ful fledge knwldg of ur sbjct..he he .wats ur specialization n edu bckgrnd?

          4. Admin says:

            my passion, job and business is my sites, and doing this from 8th class.

            and Educations wise, i leave my study in 10th when failed to pass in the Maths. so you can say m 10th failed :(

          5. Administress says:

            dats realy appreciable..my specialization is in cmptrs, stil cant maintain evn one site….:( n dat too replying ur users..n maintaing ur language on a site like dis.. I would like to visit ur others site too..may i knw?

          6. Admin says:

            Hmmmm nhi nhi you are my competitor and according to baba ji never share ur things in business unless u properly know the person. Hehehe

            So now i highly curious to know the person behind the adminstress mask.

            And i already told u its my passion, fashion and teshan. So it is not hard to maintain couple of sites along with the Date, Games, Movies and Gedi. Hehe

            Bye bye and pls nxt time talk with me in hindi becauee meri english khatam ho gyi hai hehe. Aur panchhi se refill karvane mein 2 3 din lagenge

          7. Panchhi says:

            Abe mujse h kyu

  20. kapil the cute boy says:

    abe ADMIN mera no. wahi hai jo mene tuje diya hai…yakin nhi aata to RASHI JI se puch le use b mene yahi no. diya hai…

    1. Admin says:

      Oyeeeeeee tbi ab vo mere ko number deti. Gadddarrr dokhebaj.

      Babhi ki taraf tune gandi najar dali to m4a1 se qatal krr funga :-(

      1. panchhy says:

        mr. kauva apne ye to bataya h nahi ki bhabhi kapil ki hai ya apki !!

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe ye hi to sochne wali baat hai dear… ki mene aaj tak use tum logo ki babhi kaha par apni biwi ne kaha..

          Jo cheez hamari hai hi nahi uspe kahe ka haq :( babhi sabki isliye bola kisi na kisi ki to biwi banegi hi na aur vo hamara bhai jaisa hoga

  21. Administress says:

    n higher education hardly matters wen u r such a creative mind.

    1. Admin says:

      Thanks ji par rashii ye bat kidhar samjhegi. Usko to higher education wala chahiye chahe knowledge 0 ho. :(

      1. Administress says:

        he he..its ok..bt m apki competitor nahi hun..aur main koi aisi person nhi hu jise aap jante ho..to mask wali bat nahi h. Aap apni site chalayie muje koi hissa nahi chaiye isme.its jus a name jaise sbne rkha hua h..apka bhi real name muje nahi pta.

        1. Admin says:

          Arrey yaar tum to direct hi dil pe le gyi main to majak kr rha thha. And by the way mera naam Sameer hai aur ye 25 years purana hai.

          Aur meri sotes ke naam hai ji
          Xdesktopwallpapers.com
          Shers.in
          Go4games.com
          Techiser.com

          Baki ke a hi secrets hai coz start abhi ki hai and kuch kaam baki hai final stage tak aane ka

          Ab braye meharbani aap apne pe kuch parkash or light daliye. Taki hum b dekhe ki is naqab ke piche haseen hai ya haseena hehehe

          1. Administress says:

            apko site chalate huye bhot time ho gya h to apko kisi k likhne k style se hi pta lag jana chaiye yar…

          2. Admin says:

            Arey jaruri nahi hai ki kisi ko drivery krte hue kafi time ho jaye to usko ye pata lag jaye ki sadak kuch aage jake kharab hai ya sahi.

          3. Kaliya says:

            Mien kabab mien haddi nai banna chahata par administress ji aap ne to sameer se uska nam jaan liya ab aap bhi bataye ki apka subh nam kya hai ;)

          4. Admin says:

            Abe tu kabad mein haddi nahi chawal mein kankar hai

          5. Administress says:

            Hn ye to sahi kha apne..to btayie kaisi light dale?

          6. Admin says:

            Jaisi mene apne bare mein bataya vese aap b batao na. Hehehe

          7. Panchhi says:

            Abe badi janpehchan bdha rha h rashii dekheg to yhi to yhi pe ganga jamuna ki nadiya baha layegi

          8. Admin says:

            Heh fir to ye sher sach ho jayega

            Usne hamari yaad mein ro ro ke tup bhar diya
            Aur hum ne apni gaand dhoyi aur chalte bane

            Hehehe

          9. Panchhi says:

            Uuuuu chhi chhi

          10. Administress says:

            panchi n rashi ji..aap tnsn na lo.. Admin ji ko aap hi smbhal skti ho..hum to abhi bache hain..

            Admin sir.. Name is vidhi if u wnt to knw..

          11. Admin says:

            hmm aur tumse mulaqat ki vidhi (how to ) kya hai…

          12. Kaliya says:

            Panchhy thik keh rahi hai. Admin to jahaan larki dekha wahi patana chalu ;)

          13. Administress says:

            and apki sites are realy hard work specialy techiser.. N ur sites are free from advertisments trafic too.

          14. Admin says:

            Mam yes u r right… actually i dont believe in popups and annoying banners…

            and yup techiser pe vakiye hi bahut mehnat hai ji…. english content writing is not an easy job..

            vese aap ho kidhar se ji aur karte kya ho… ab bata ke sona mujhe nahi to mujhe neend nahi aayegi

          15. Administress says:

            btaya to tha haryana se..nd frm computer bkgrnd..by profession m a banker..by nature m artist..nd appreciate creativity..m nt intrstd specialy dis site bt ur creative work

          16. Admin says:

            hmm haryana to bada chota hai na… isliye aap ko shayad city batane ki jarurat hi nahi hai

  22. Administress says:

    ek jaat ka dukh..

    Koi ankhon se baat kar leve hai, koi ankhon se mulaqat kar leve hai…

    Per bada mushkil h jwab dena jb koi englis me baat kr leve hai.. ;)

  23. Administress says:

    admin ji apko to hmne dekh bhi liya..ye upar title wali photo aap hi ki h na..:D

    1. Admin says:

      nahi nahi ye aapke BF ki pic hai mene khinch li thhi hehe

  24. Jay says:

    Hey Bhai! chal ab jaag ja aur sapne se bahar nikal, aaj to teri sapne me balle-balle ho gayi hogi. Yar tujhe to bahut acchi Vidhi mil gayi hai Rashii ko bhulane ki aur Panchhi ko jalane ki……hehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      hehe abe vidhi mili to hai par ab pata nahi ki vo FOR SALE hai ya NOT FOR SALE hai hehehe

      1. Jay says:

        ye koi si badi baat hai ji, har chez ki kimat hoti hai ji bas kimat lagane wala chahiye jiiiiii………hehehe

  25. Administress says:

    nhi nhi wo to simple hoga…us jaise itne cute to aap hi ho skte ho..he he..

  26. Administress says:

    admin ji.. Bt m nt fr sale…

    Aur aap free ho? Kis product k sath..mtlb apki koi value nhi h

    1. Admin says:

      ji main dil ke saath as a dhadkan free hun.. Logi????

      1. Administress says:

        yr to wohi bat hogyi sabun k sath nahana free..

    2. Jay says:

      heheheh….. Bhai kyu sarmata hai ? Abe bolta kyu nahi LOLIPOP se sath free hun…..hehehe

  27. Jay says:

    @Dhiraj mere yar

    Tumhain Dhoondhti hain Har Su.

    Meri Betaab Nazrain

    Meri Ujri Subhain

    Meri Be-Rang dopeharen

    Meri Dhundhli Shamen

    Meri Tareek Raaten

    Jo ho saky to Nawaz do!

    Meri har Subha ko Nikhar do.

    Meri Shaam ko Sanwaar do,

    Meri raat ko Qarar do,

    Ye na ho saky to Yun karo…

    Mujhe 50000 Udhaar do.

    Plzzzzzzzzz na mat karna..

  28. op DHOLPUR says:

    door se dekha to aisa laga,ki kaitrina baal suka rahi h. paas aa k dekha gadhiya punch hila rahi h.

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