Punjab De Sarkari School Da Haal

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Bachha Master Vaste Ek Dabbe Vich Doodh Leke Aya

Bacha: “Master Ji Main Tuhade Layi Dudh Le Ke Aya Haan

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Master Dudh Pee Ke: “Bada Swad Hai Kitho Lyanda?

Bacha: “Ghar Hi Pya Si, Billi Mooh Mar Gayi Si, Ese Layi Le Aya

Master Gusse Vich: “Teri Maa Nu Lun Saaleya

Te Naale Master Ne Dudh Wala Dabba Chuck Ke Para Marya

Bachha: “Behn De Lodya Mastra, Dabba Kyu Sutt Ditta? Savere Asi Tatti V Jana Hunda

Hindi Version

Gaanv Ke Sarkari School Mein Bacha Apne Master Ke Liye Ek Doodh Da Dabba Leke Aya

Bachha: “Master Ji Main Aapke Liye Doodh Leke Aya Hun

Master Ne Doodh Piya Aur Khush Hoke Bola

Master: “Bada Sawad Doodh Hai, Kahan Se Leke Aya?

Bachha: “Master Ji, Ghar Se, Billi Muh Maar Gayi Thhi Is Layi Le Aya

Master Gusse Se: “Madherchod Kutte

Aur Itna Kah Ke Dabba Dor Fenk Diya

Bachha: “Behan Ke Lund, Dabba Kyu Fenk Diya, Humne Subha Kheto Mein Latrine Karne Bhi Jana Hota Hai

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Comments

54 Comments

  1. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Nice one admin. Aur kya haal hai mere pyare bhaiyo aur unki behno. Ha-ha-ha-ha.!

  2. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Hi nandani and divya. Kya baat hai koi comment to maro yaar. Miss u both.

    1. divya says:

      Rajesh kahi wo ladka tum to nhi the.

      1. praful says:

        divya add me on fb

        1. divya says:

          Oye praful yaar fb nhi bf hota hai hehehehe

  3. pia says:

    purana joke hai

    1. nishant says:

      naya tu bata

  4. kapil dev the cute b says:

    NANDINI da=ear kal tumare sath kya hua…muje batao

  5. kapil dev the cute b says:

    Nandini me keh rha tha ki me tume sikayat ka mauka nhi dunga ek baar seva ka mauka do

  6. kapil dev the cute b says:

    NAUGTY darling ye tumare hot comment ka hi asar hai kal raat sapne me hum dono ne itna zabardast sex kiya ki maja aa gaya….me sach keh rha hu…kal tum mere sapne me aayi thi or mera underwear kharab karke chali gayi

    1. naughty hotty says:

      Baby sapne mein yeh haal ho gya toh hakikat mein kya hoga mere penis king?????????????

  7. kapil dev the cute b says:

    divyyaaaaa tum ek ladki ho,,..dekhna kahi doodh billi na pee jaye

    1. divya says:

      kapil ji mera doodh mera pass hi rehta hai usse billi kya koi bhi nhi pee sakta bina meri permission ke

      1. sanjay says:

        divya tunm kisko apna doodh pilana chahti ho

      2. vinay bhamaniya says:

        kya dud dud kiya h ye btao ke verka ka ha ya desi kyunki mujhe verka psand h

  8. raj(FBD) says:

    very old jokes …………….. pia kya khna hai aapka

  9. Deepak says:

    Punjabi version is damn good. Hi to everybody

  10. Deepak says:

    Nandani jaise maje apne mange the main apko vaise hi maje dilaunga .

    What i meant was nice adult jokes jise sun kar aap thahaake mar k haso.

    Apne to uska pura ulta matlab nikala.

  11. Vivek says:

    hi everybody. Good joke buddy. Bachhe aaj kar real mein bigad gae hai.

  12. Deepak says:

    Master lagta hai santa hi hoga kyoki har bacha use chutia banake uski leke chala jata hai.

  13. Anuj says:

    bahat accha

  14. divya says:

    Deepak kithe ho tussi

    1. sameer chugh says:

      hello divya

  15. Deepak says:

    Once a dog, a cat, and a penis were sitting around a campfire. Dog said my master lets me do my business on a pole.

    Cat said my master lets me do my business on a loo.

    Penis said that you both are lucky. My master first covers me up then makes me do several push ups and still i am forced to do my business on my self

    .

    Moral of the story is never use condom while masturbating

  16. Deepak says:

    Man to his wife-business is going down., if you learn to cook we can remove the cooking department.

    Wife said if you learn to fuck every department of this house can be removed.

  17. Deepak says:

    Subah jab ap khirki kholay

    tb fruitwala apse bole

    "20 rupaye darzan kele

    kam ho to mera le le"

  18. Deepak says:

    A lady went to doctor.

    Doc i am feeling very weak.

    Q.How many times do you have sex?

    -5 times a week monday to friday.

    Dr.-cut down on wednesdays

    -but dr. That is the only day when my husband is with of

  19. Deepak says:

    A boy was so jealous of his younger brother that he rubbed poison on his mother's nipple. Next day their driver was found dead.

  20. Deepak says:

    Ladki-maa us ladke ko dekhte hi meri bra tight ho jati hai

    maa-beti tu ek din bra mat pehen dekhiyo us din uska underwear tight ho jayega

  21. Deepak says:

    Teacher-kya cheez muh me nai leni chahiye

    st- jalta hua bulb

    teacher- kyo

    st- kyoki mummy kal papa se keh rahi thi ki bulb bujha do tabhi muh me lungi

  22. Deepti Tiwari says:

    old but gud joke! ye joke bina galiyon ke pahle bhi suna hai. lekin isme galiyon ka tadka laga hai.

    iss bacche ko sacchai ke liye award milna chahiye tha.

  23. kapil dev the cute b says:

    DIVYAAAAA dear iska matlab tum doodh me dhakkan laga k rakhti ho…..par kai billia aisi hoti hain dhakkan khol k b doodh pee leti hain

  24. Deepak says:

    Divya dear meri roshni to limited hi hoti aap kisi suraj naam k bande se ye question karna aur uski roshni to din k ujale me kahi b mil jayegi.

    LOL

  25. raj(FBD) says:

    divya ji aapko kaisa laga doodh

  26. gagan says:

    divya, doodh pine ki permission chahiye.do na.

  27. sunil says:

    hi,divya aapka doodh kitne rupe ltr hai.

  28. ritesh kolkata says:

    outdated jokes .hi deepti hw r u?

  29. dil jani says:

    good jonke

  30. balaji says:

    divya aapka doodh mil sakta hai kya ?

  31. Jackson says:

    hi divya and all others girls, tumne abhi tak kitne dosto ko permission diya hein? I mean ,how many lucky are there to drunk ur milk? what is ur rate? would u plz, let me barrow it ? main aapke doodh ke cheej ki factory bananna chahta hu,aapke milk ka kuch to cheej banenga!!! plz,help me.then we shall become rich man

    Hahahahahahahaha

    but,sorry ,this is only joke don't take it as a true and be happy!!!

  32. wevatan says:

    hi guys…

    hows u all…..

  33. prashant says:

    joke mast hai,

  34. vanky says:

    aye..haye………divya ji ek bar mauka to de k dekho phir hr bar doodh hmi se khtm krwayengi………….ha..ha..

  35. nishant says:

    mai hota to tokk dalta………

  36. ROCKY says:

    ab pia nandini divya etc kaise jaoge sube-2 tumhhara lota to fut gya

  37. sXy Heer says:

    nache ne master ki baja daali……..

  38. aayesha says:

    yahan kitne ladke taiyaar hain doodh peene ko…

  39. sameer says:

    hey frnd how r u ……this is vry intresting .. im new in ur community plz join me

  40. sameer says:

    hey main hoon na

  41. rajan1966 says:

    main bhi doodh peene ko tahyar hoon na

  42. vinay bhamaniya says:

    yes dear aayesha

  43. Laddi says:

    haha joke wdiya c

  44. Rajpal says:

    What a joke

  45. goldy says:

    chore ne maa chod di master ki

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