Punjabi Mast Punjabi, Vakiye?

Punjab Roadways Ki Ek Bus Mein Dekha Gaya Ek Scene.

Ek Aadmi Bus Mein Seat Dhund Raha Thha, Usne Ek Jagha Bethi Sawari Ko Kaha.

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1st Passenger: “Bhai Ji, Thori Takleef Karenge Aap?

2nd Passenger: “Oi Oi Oi Oi Hoi Hoi Aah Aah Oi Oi, Itni Kaafi Hai Ya Aur Karu?

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In Search Of Seat In Bus. Passenger 1- Thori Takleef Karenge Aap? Passenger 2- Oi Oi Oi Oi Hoi Hoi Aah Aah Oi Oi Itni Kafi Hai Ya Aur Karu?

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38 Comments

    1. Rashii says:

      Hmm aapne to hume nirutar kr diya, hume nhi pta tha humse b koi parbhawit ho skta hain hehe chaliye hum sry bolte hain apko humare cmt ne hurt kiya
      SORRY wanted ji urf Deep ji

  1. addy says:

    mast joke hai yaar jisko samjh na aya ho samj le us pasnger ne seat magne ke liye kaha jara taklef karenge toh seat par bthe passenger ne seat na dene ke liye yeh kah oi oi oi ho io

  2. nalini says:

    haa yaar mein hi work karta hu mene socha tha mein nalini banke jha tharki ladko ki waat launga but ur so smart dear tuje sab pata chal gaya because isi id ke karn muje dhyan rakhna chahiye tha. admin urf shabir singh virk yaar yeh teri site bahut achi hai… keep it buddy

    1. Admin says:

      hmm hehehehehe abe tu bura kahe ko man raha hai dear… listen yaha ladko ki waat na laga. yaha dost bana…. hums ab chahte hai ki yaha users ek dusre ke dost bane chutiya na kaate
      aur mene ye sab isliye kiya coz, main nahi chahta ki mera koi bhi user mere hote hue bevkoof bane, halanki main chahta to ye na batakar idhar raunak laga sakta thha koi chutniya banta to banta rahe
      par dear meri aatma is bat ko nahi manti.. aur mene isliye esa kiya hai
      Ummed karta hun ki tum hamare idhar dost banoge aur original name se aaoge, aaage jaisa tum achha samjho

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      bhad me jaye ye bhosdi ka nilesh urf nalini kya kahu ish sixer ko bada aaya ladko ko bewakuf banane, abe kabhi khud v aaina dekh liyo dusro ko tharki bol rha h aur yaha kya tu gaand marwane aata hai…..ek baat sabhi sunlo kisi ko acha lage ya bura yaha nvg site me sabhi tharki hi hai chahe koi kitna v chupaye waise hasne k liye to veg site v to ja sakto ho be

      Admin – aur tum ise samjha rhe ho, iska gaand fulta hai to fulne de bhad me jaye is type k logo se kya hamdardi, jo hamesha dusro ki feeling se khelte hai, aaj me itna thaka na hota to bahut bada lecture deta bt itna kafi h

  3. Jay says:

    Hey Dosto,
    Kash! Aaj Aisa ho jaye keeeeeee____
    Koi Chand Utar Aaye Meri Mahfil me,
    Kuch Aisa ho ye Raat Dhaley.
    Koi Hath me thamey hath mera
    Koi ley ke mujh ko sath chaley,
    Koi bethay merey pahlu mein,
    Meray hath pey Apna hath dharey,
    Aur poonch ke Ansu meri Aankhon sey,
    Wo dheeray say ye baat kehay:
    You Tanha safar ab kat’ta nahi,
    Chalo hum tumharay sath chaleyn!
    ~~ Jay ~

  4. Jay says:

    Prince (TBG) & Kapil (TCB) Yar 2m dono to etne busy ho ke tumhare pash to time hi nahi hoga ki Ek Sham mere Naam kar Sako:)
    Phir bhi Aap Logo ne wishes kiya uske liye aap logo ko bahut-bahut Dhnaywad…

  5. Jay says:

    @ Raj bro. 2m Kaan ke sath-stha aur bhi sab kuch Khol ke sun loo. Agar Aaj bday Party me nahi Aaya to teri “G” pe CHAMDEY ke etne DANDE padenge kee Jitne Party me BANDE honge:)

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      aur agr tu aaj party miss kardeta na to me teri gand ka khal utar kr fir roj use hehe aage nhi kahunga sharm aati h

      waise abe me yeha rahta to party me koun attend hota, aur ek baat bta aaj me,admin,pankaj,n matrix k bina teri party puri ho sakti thi kya be, chal happy b’day dear aur pakad mera gift hehehe

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