Pyar, Ishq, Mohabbat Ke Chakkro Mein Mat Padna

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Nayi Bani Ek Callgirl Ne Apni Ek Senior Callgirl Se Puchha.

Junior Callgirl: “Ye Pyar, Ishq Aur Mohabbat Kya Hota Hai?”

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Senior Call-girl Smiled And Said: “Arey Chhod, Tu In Sab Ke Chakkar Mein Mat Padna, Ye Sab To Free Mein Thokne Ke Bahaane Hai

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Nayi Bani Calgrl Apni Senior Se- Ye Pyar, Ishq, Mohobbat Kya Hote Hai? Senior Calgrl- Tu In Sab Me Mat Padna Ye Sab To Free Me Thokne K Tareeke Hai.

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127 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Aby tum site per nahi aa rahe the to mujhe laga tum mujhse naraaj ho mujhe bhi bura lagta tha tum mujh per joke banaoge to mujhe itna bura nahi lagta magar naam sahi likha karo ye baat sabhi users ke liye hai

  2. lalitmangla says:

    Is site ki sabhi girls kahan gayi

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Tumne ab bhi wohi galti ki hai

  4. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    @aby,..u hold some real boy qualities ..n thats what i proud of u!! tc!!
    aman tumhare dost k saath bura hua bad luck..hope woh jaldi recover ho jae…meri aur se agrim k liye jald se jald thik ho jae..aise me dua krta hoon..god se!! ..yaar tum boys log apna khyaal rkh nhi paate..!! :) tc !!

    ek ladki call kr rahi hai..hahahaha!!
    mein usko wait girl bana k aata hoon!! :) :cool:

  5. Navya says:

    Nic joke

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Navya aby tumhari pahal ka intjaar kar raha hai

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Lalitmangla ji ….thanks to share my feelings bhuhyhuhuhu'(…'(..'(…!

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      Toda hain sheesha dil haaye ke dard itna hua
      ke…!
      Rakhte hain paaon khaak par das baar dekh
      kar….'(

  6. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    @ Lalitmangla ji sorry hehe ab to copy past kiya hai ab to Galati nahi ho sakti hehehe nd bhai ek prob Jo gayi thi iss liye ;)…

    @dhiraj dear thank you so much dear kash ye dua Kabul ho jaye ….. nd dear mere kuch qualities Navya ko batao na dear ‘(…!!

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Aby kya tum delhi aa rahe ho

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      just wait till11….

  7. lalitmangla says:

    Hamare yaar ne hamse pucha tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho ab unhe hum kya batain pyar dikhane ki chiz nahi 1 ehsas ka naam hai

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      right …! nd very nice thinking….!

  8. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Juda huye hain bohat log ik tum bhi sahi,

    Ab itni si baat pe kya zindagi haraam
    karain…..

  9. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Kai rog dey gai hai naye mausmon ki
    barish,,
    Mujhay yaad aa rahay hain mujhay bhool
    janay walay..

  10. Navya says:

    Hi aby kese ho or tmra frnd kesa h

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      hiii subha se uski tabyet better hai ab oxygen mask nikal diya hai and hosh bhi aa gaya hai…….nd tumne mere previous comment ka jawab nahi diya…..

  11. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    @aby,…m sure tumhara friend agrim jaldi thik ho jaega!!

    @aby..smart question…hmm!! look agar tum apni qualities janna chahte ho to wait…….
    u r!!
    1.lovely
    2.cool
    3.helping
    4.good sense of humour
    5.caring
    6.courageous
    7.respective nature
    8.cute
    9.good patience
    10.charismatic
    LAST but NOT the LEAST a VERY GOOD PERSON!!…yeh details tumhein meine sense kia tab bataya!!

    YOU GOT 8/10
    10/10 KISI KO NHI DE SAKTA :( :)

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      thankyuuuuu …dear but aap ko 10/10 kyuki you got more qualitys than me and wich I can’t express it…

      @Navya dekh lo mere dost se hi sun lo kyuki mai apni tarif nahi karta hehehehehe :)

  12. Priya says:

    haan bolo..ab hoon online ….

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      bura mat manna priya ji just aise hi puch raha hu …. aapka BF haiii?????? mat maarooo maaat bachaaoooo …..kyuki sabhi ladkiya chidh jati hai…..!!! ;)….

    2. Priya says:

      no isme bura maane jaisa kuch nhi :)
      no..i dont have BF (best friend or boyfriend) :) :)

    3. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      ohhh Bach gaye yaar …..boy F hi pucha tha…..kyuki jayada se jyada ladkiya bura maan jati hai btw h r u??

    4. Priya says:

      hmmm fine & u ???
      & whats going on ???

    5. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      iam fine …..movie ja raha hu friends ke saath……!!!!!! 7:30 ka show……!!!!

  13. Swati says:

    Humm…. gud one

  14. deleted says:

    yes i m civil engineer…..

    1. Priya says:

      to ???

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      @deleted ji ….hmmm I thought your soft Eng …Mujhe dono me intrest hai mai ne kya karna chahiye ?(com Eng or civl) mera maths bahot weak hai…??

  15. lalitmangla says:

    Priya ab bf bana lo

    1. Navya says:

      Apse related k T shrikwar h kya

    2. Navya says:

      Apse related koi ldki T shrikwar h kya

      1. lalitmangla says:

        Navya tum kahna kya chahti ho main samjha nahi

  16. Navya says:

    Dipakji evrythng fine m alright ths means i m fine bs ek bande ki talash me hu

  17. Dhiraj(out)*or Pearl(in)* says:

    @aby,..no i dont deserve 10/10…… but i dream of 20/10 :)
    @Dear nd mr. singer Deepak,…yes!! apne boyfriend k saath tha….hahahahhahaha …woh ladkio se pehle mera deewana hai…. he kissed me a lot!! hahahaha!!! he is not intrested in any odr boys except me!! only love no sex!! except kissing lips..hahaha!!!
    he is pure heterosexual or straight male!! nd i m pure non straight!!
    :)

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      dear meri kuch khamiya bhi batana be jhijak plzzzzzz!!!!…

    2. Er.Sex (devendr) says:

      dhiraj tere boyfriend ka naam h

      JAY the GAY

      hehehehehehehehehe

  18. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    Dosto bahot bore hai movie yaar :( !!!!

    @Deepak bro….. thank you so much bro..
    .!!TC

    @Dhiraj dear …….lage raho…hehehe

  19. Er.Sex (devendr) says:

    heheheh call girl bahut experienced h
    per pyar to pyar h
    karegi to janegi hehehehehehehehehe

    pyar mai sex ka maza 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times jyada aata h hehehehehehe

  20. Navya says:

    Aby tum to movie km site dkh rhe ho na now konsi filmwa dkhne gye theatrewa me aau filmwa me hero aau hiroyiniya konsi h

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      mai hu naaaaaa tumhare liye movie chod di
      .
      BARFI AAYA HU

  21. Navya says:

    Koi h idher

    1. Er.Sex (devendr) says:

      mai hu

  22. Navya says:

    Agr koi h to plz chat wid me coz mera mud nai study ka

  23. Navya says:

    Boring log koi onlin ek entainment reh jata h wo h fb usme sbse badi prblm ye h ki waha ek sath 50log onlin honge then jana cancel now mstjoke pe ja re joke dkhnge

  24. Navya says:

    Boring log koi onlin nahi h ek entainment reh jata h wo h fb usme sbse badi prblm ye h ki waha ek sath 50log onlin honge then jana cancel now mstjoke pe ja re joke dkhnge

  25. Navya says:

    Ye barfi relise ho gyi kya

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      hehehehe ha ho gayi

  26. Navya says:

    Btao yar relise ho gyi kya isme ranbin h kya

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      kya karu movie bhi bore ho rahi hai nd sab dosto ne apne apne GF laye hai bhuhuhu

      1. Deepak says:

        dear, Apne Apne GF Nahi….Apni Apni GF likho…hehehe apne apne to GF nh BF k liye likha jaata h… :P

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      hehehehe bhai ye android kyebord ka parinaam hai hehehe

  27. Navya says:

    Relise ho gyi to tm kyu itna has re ho

  28. lalitmangla says:

    Deepak mere liye kuch nahi manga kam se kam 1 gf hi mang leta

  29. Navya says:

    Tum itna khush ho hapy to ranbir ko hona chahiye

  30. Navya says:

    Btao Tum itna khush ho hapy to ranbir ko hona chahiye

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      mai kaha khush hu tum nahi aayi mere saath movie ko…..:(

  31. Deepak says:

    Navya ji, kn se bande ki talaash me ho…?
    Kisi k nam ki supaari dene ka irada to nh h na….suna h mumbai me…paan wale kam or supari wale jyada milte h… :P :P

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      hehehehe deepak bro Jale pe namak chidak rahe ho

    2. Navya says:

      Na na dipakji aisi koi bat nai h hmra to kisi paan wale se contact b nai h he he he he

  32. Navya says:

    Ok gn frnds

  33. Navya says:

    Kyu aby tum apni wali item nai le k gye kya yar jb sb le k ja re the to tum b chle jate

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      nahi na wo chod gayi hame bhuhuhu 1mnth phle iss liye to tumhe pich rahe hai

  34. Navya says:

    Dipakji log jalne kis bat se lge muje smj nai aya

  35. Navya says:

    Dipakji Btaiye

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      war mujhpar kar rahi ho na? ??bhuhyhu

  36. Navya says:

    Kyu aby kyu gyi wo jarur tmri glti hogi tmne hi use jhagda kia hoga

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      mai itna bura bhi nahi Maine use ek park me dekha tha ek ldke ke saath bhuhuhuhu

  37. Navya says:

    Kya war

  38. Navya says:

    Bolo Kya war

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      tumhe pata hai ab bholi mat bano;)

  39. Er.Sex (devendr) says:

    Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Night dosto

    to kal subha hum sabhi apne eracted sex k saath milenge hehehehehehehehe

  40. Navya says:

    Nai yar abi me aise hi boli thi sahi keh rhe ho tum hoti h kuch ldkia asi jo kai ldko ko ek sath mamu bnati h muje b mumbai ane per pata chla hmre yha 95% ldkia mene yha asi hi dkhi

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      kyu tumne to bahot bura samjha na mujhe??? hum pune wale hai Mumbai wale nahi hegegr tum kiss type ki ho? ??

  41. Deepak says:

    Navya ji, Deepak se Jalne k baare puch rahi ho… Are dear…Deepak ka kaam hi jalna hota h…

    Ap k or Aby bro. K cmnt read kr k bht maza aYA.. Thnx to both of u..

    1. Navya says:

      Dipakji maje mt lijye wo koi apni x-grlfrnd k bare me bta ra h symphty ki jarurt h use he he he he

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      tum dono mere maje le rahe ho na???? bhuhuhuhuhu

  42. Navya says:

    Mere hostel me kai ldkia din 1000bar choti bato per b jhut bolti jin bato ka koi sence b nai hota h

  43. Er.Sex (devendr) says:

    dosto ghor kalyug h

    ladkiya C mai dildo dal lengi per L nahi dalne dengi

    or ladke ek lund hone k bavjood bhi 2-3 chut chahte h

    ghor kalyug ghor kalyug hehehehehehehehehehe

  44. lalitmangla says:

    Pyar karna takdeer main nahi hamari shayad isi liye hum akele hain hum to is darr se khud se bhi pyar nahi karte ki kanhi hum khud ko hi na kha dein

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      kya baat hai?????? good

  45. lalitmangla says:

    Pyar karna takdeer main nahi hamari shayad isi liye hum akele hain hum to is darr se khud se bhi pyar nahi karte ki kanhi hum khud ko hi na kho dein

  46. Navya says:

    Aby Nai yar asa na h sory for that ok

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      wah mere samne comment kar rahi ho ( hehehehege) wala nd ab sorry

  47. Navya says:

    Aby Nai yar me maje nai le rai he he he he

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      don’t talk to me…

      1. Navya says:

        Thk h bat nai krungi

      2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        yahi better honga

  48. Navya says:

    Ok sory me ro rai has k nai bol rai

  49. Navya says:

    Again sory

  50. Navya says:

    Again sorry

  51. lalitmangla says:

    Deepak & navya mene tum dono ke liye coment kiya uska jawab to do

    1. Deepak says:

      Lalit bro, Aap k liye…mene…ap ki khushi mangi..or..ap k nanhi si pari k liye aashirwad manga.,

      ha or sath me…ye b manga ki ap ki Dukaan hamesha sundar- 2 ladkiyo se bhari rahe..or..ap un gopiyo k kanhaya bane raho…

  52. Navya says:

    Finaly mene b decide kr lia nai bat krungi

  53. Deepak says:

    Aby Maan b jaao bro, Dekho navya jo kita ro rahi h…mera cell geela ho gaya…in k aansuo seg.

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      ab wapas maje lo hamare ….:(

  54. lalitmangla says:

    Oye aby agar tumhe navya se dosti nahi karni to bata de main apni fielding lagata hoon

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      GO AHEAD …..

  55. Navya says:

    Lalitji kuch nai bs yu hi puch rai thi

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Tum puchna kya chahti thi

  56. lalitmangla says:

    Kya kahte ho tum aby & navya

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      dekho bade bhai mai syly baat kar raha tha nd she was joking

  57. Navya says:

    Lalitji me yu hi puch ri thi dont take tensen

    1. Deepak says:

      Navya ji…aap pr toh puri 1 book likhi jaa skti h…or us k baad b ap ko samaj pana mushkil h…

  58. lalitmangla says:

    Pyar karna kabhi shauk tha hamara ab majboori ban gaya kyonki ab uske bagair hum jee nahi sakte

  59. lalitmangla says:

    Are kahan gaye friends

    1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      yahi hai….

    2. Deepak says:

      lalit ji ap ko rply kiya h..ck kr lena..

  60. deleted says:

    thanx deepak……thanx a lot

  61. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    bahot pakau thi movie dosto dimaag pak gaya tha aur mere sabhi dost side me gfs ko kya kar rahe the……hehegehegegehe

    1. Deepak says:

      Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
      Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga
      Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu
      Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker khud ko akela paya hoga

      1. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

        Hmmmm

      2. lalitmangla says:

        Kya baat hai deepak bahut badiya

  62. deleted says:

    kya haal h frnds

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Badiya dost tum sunao kya ho raha hai

    2. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

      thik thak chal raha….. hai ….what’s going on there??….

  63. Aby --^_^अमन^_^---- says:

    chalo friends milta 12:30 ko party ja raha hu……!!!!

    @lalitmangla ji check out your FB account….

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Ok aby

  64. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    gudnyt frndsssssssssssss

  65. HPS (Harendra Chaudhary) says:

    gudnyt frndssssd……..

    1. Deepak says:

      Gud Nyt bro,
      swt drmz,
      TC..

  66. Deepak says:

    Thnx Dear,
    Sahi kaha ap ne…khush rahne k liye wajah ki talash krna bemaani h…hamesha khush raho..or khush rakho…just lyk u,,,
    maine apni lyf me ap se jyada khush mizaaz ladki nh dekhi…
    Wese dekha to ap ko b nh h…but…fir b ap best ho sb se….

  67. Himanshu says:

    Hehehe:@ par already posted

  68. Nilesh says:

    gd mrng frndz*
    hw r u all,?
    @Del bro ajkal apki bahut kam shayri aa rhi hai?
    @aur dear sabi dosto, kaise hai ap sub??

    1. deleted says:

      nilesh….kal mein travel kar raha tha and today too…..so plz wait for today evening….i will post…it….

  69. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    very gud joke.

  70. Vijay says:

    ASindhi family recd d coffin of their father from their son who was based ‘Hong Kong’ with a letter on top of the coffin”I am sending father’s dead body n with it d items u will asked for-Under father’ body r 12bottle of Black Label Whisky10packets of choclates&8packets of almonds.Father is wearing NIKE shoes for ABY,BaseBallCap for NAVYA,2Handbag each for Priya Prity in eacharm.Wearing 6shirts nshocks for DEL NCalvin Clien underwear for ADMIN.If anything I msd plz inform bcoz mother is also very serious.”

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