Quote of The Millennium

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Prostitution is the Only Industry

Where Freshers are paid More than the Experienced.

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20 Comments

  1. ms says:

    prostitution is d oldest industry in d world

  2. Pk says:

    But why

  3. nagesh says:

    yaha comments karne wali girls, har comments ke sath tumhara rate gir jata hai, afsos

  4. Maddy says:

    I'm thinking to open a Brothel. Any sexy gal can apply. Send me ur sexy pic that will b ur CV. Freshers only..

  5. rash says:

    ye ek hi thanda he jisme maza bhota he n paisa b, me b soch raha hu ki gigolo banjau, fir chodunga b n paise b kamaunga ;-)

  6. Gajendra.. naam to s says:

    pk yaar tu to vastab me fool hai,poonch raha hai "but why"

  7. Soubhagya says:

    Gud Joke

  8. Pk says:

    Ok noted gajendra. Hu to tumhara dost he na. Company does effect.

  9. vikashot says:

    Ganda hai par dhandha hai ye

  10. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Moral of the Quote : Prostitution is best option for freshers…. hehehe

    1. rahul says:

      dipti I luv u yar… blive me.

    2. Raj says:

      Dimag Tez hai……..

  11. nagesh says:

    really deepti, tumhara rate abhi tak chara hai ki utar gaya..

  12. Deepti Tiwari says:

    nagesh ji ye nasihat tumhari fresher behan ke liye hai (kunki maa to fresher hai nahi tumhar)…..

    aur pls yaha site pe apni tatti mat failaao… apne ghar me tatti karo

  13. nagesh says:

    Ok Deepti; tumhe bura laga to i m sorry. mujhe bhi lagta hai ki mai personal comment karne lagta hun,

    koshish karunga kam se kam comment karne ki

  14. MS says:

    hey dipti is site k comments dil ( bole to boobs ) pe nahi lene ka NAGESH WAS TRYING 2 GET HUMOUR IN HIS COMMENTS SO B EASY N TAKE CARE BYE 2

  15. MS says:

    nagesh keep comenting

  16. nagesh says:

    thanx bro MS, how r u

  17. MS says:

    I M ABSOLUTLY FINE NAGESH DEAR

  18. Fuckchood says:

    Yar deepti k chut mil jaye toh sala maja ajayega yar puja kartye uski

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