Raavan Aur Santa Ki Wishes

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Dosto, Sab Ko Deewali Mubarak Ho. Deewali Aap Sab Ke Ghar Mein Bahut Sari Khushiya Leke Aaye.

Aapke Dost Sameer Ki Taraf Se Sabko Happpyyyyy Deewaliiiiii (Mujhe Patakhe Send Karna Mat Bhulna)

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Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha Ki Bhagwan Ki Sab Pooja Karte Hai

Main Raavan Ki Karta Hun Vo Free Hoga Kya Pata Meri Wishes Puri Kar De

To Usne Raavan Ki Puja Karni Start Kar Di 1 Year Ke Baad Ravan Ji Khush Hue Aur Santa Ko Darshan De Diye

Raavan Ne Socha Ki Main Isko 3 Wishes Dunga

Usne Santa Se Pucha: “Vatsa, Tumhe Kya Chahiye?

Santa: “Mujhe 100 Vardaan De Do

Raavan: “Par Main Sirf 3 Vardan Hi De Sakta Hun

Santa: “Nahi, Mujhe 100 Vardan Hi Chahiye

Raavan: “Nahi Ye Nahi Ho Sakta

Santa: “Mene Tapsya Ki Hai Mujhe 100 Vardan Hi Chahiye

Raavan: “Main Tumhe 3 Vardan Hi De Sakta Hun, Lene Hai To Bol Nahi To Main Chala

Santa Kuch Sochte Hue Bola: “Thik Hai Par Main Jo Bhi 3 Mangunga Vo Dene Honge

Raavan: “Jarur, Ye Ek Rakshas Raj Raavan Ka Vada Hai

Santa: “1st Vardan, Jo Aapke Shoulder Pe Gada Hai Ye Ek Ladki Ki Dandi (Stick) Ban Jaye

Raavan: “Tathastu

Santa: “Ab Ye Dandi Apni Gaand Mein Le Lo, Ander Tak

Raavan Bechara Confused Par Bola: “Tathastu

Uske Muh Se Dard Bhari Cheekhe Nikal Rahi Thhi Fir Bhi Vo Bola: “Bhonsdi Ke, Ab Jaldi Jaldi 3rd Vardan Maang, Bada Dard Ho Raha Hai

Santa: “Ab Tum Mujhe Baki Ke 97 Vardan De Rahe Ho Ya Main Ye Dandi Vapis Gada Mein Badal Du, Bina Bahar Nikalvaye

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51 Comments

  1. Deepak says:

    Sorry divya maine tumhe apne skul wali characterless divya seth samjha bt tu vaisi bilkul nahi hai

    1. shashank says:

      bekar joke

  2. Deepak says:

    Saturday went to meet sunday but saw monday and asked tuesday whether wednesday had told thursdaythbu friday is the "auspicious festival of diwali"

    -happee diwali to all my good friends

  3. Madhab says:

    hahahaha kya vardan manga raavan se santa ne wo ab dusre ko vardan word kahna bhul jayega .

  4. dev says:

    Nice joke and happy diwali to all the visiters of this site.

  5. jay says:

    gand fad di ravan ki. very good joke

  6. rajini says:

    Admin bhaia maine ek joke bheja hai "Chaman Bhai Aur Rape" please publish kar dena………Thanks

    1. Lovekumar says:

      Aap ne jo joke bheja hai mast hai, good joke

  7. priyanka says:

    hahahahah…nice joke and happy diwali to all my dear frnds and user of this site…..

    1. Madhab says:

      Priyanka,Divya,neha aur non veg site use karne bale sbhi friends ko Madhab ke tarf se diwali ki bahut bahut subhkamna.

    2. mahesh says:

      hi priyanka meri or se tuje new year ki hardik shubhkamna anand pramod ke liye brest jagah.

    3. Javed says:

      same to you Priyanka

  8. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    HAPPY DEEWALI TO ALL OF YU………..ADMIN TO U ALSO………ENJY IT CREFULLY………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. acky says:

      very very happy diwali aaliya dear……

  9. DHIRAJ says:

    @Sameer, mujhe dher sari khushiyan nahi chahiye mujhe dher sare…kanhaiya chaiye …hehe;).

  10. Punit mumbai says:

    I wish u all frnds HAPPY DIWALI. Joke is nice

  11. Anuj says:

    *HAPPY DIPAWALI FRIENDS*

  12. Harshad says:

    Happy Diwali to all NON VEG User site FRIENDS.

  13. kapil dev the cute b says:

    mast joke hai yaar

  14. kapil dev the cute b says:

    ADMIN,CHOCOBABE,DIVYA,DIPTI,PRIYANKA,RAJNI,NEHA,PRIYA,PUNIT,PIYUSH,PIA.etc etc

    HAPPY

    DIWALI

    2010

  15. suri says:

    hello frnds,

    hi.. prinyanka,

    how r u,yar tere cooment phle se read karta hu join aj kar rha hu.with u a very happy creking diwali

  16. Pratap Singh says:

    ""WISH U HAPPY DIWALI-ADMIN"" MAZA A GAYA YAAR KON KAHTA HAI KE SANTA SAMAJHDAR NAHI HAI ADMIN KE SATH RAHKAR TO PIYUSH JAISE SAMAJHDAR HO GAYE TO YE TO SANTA HAI……….ADMIN GOOD JOKE ADMIN SADA KHUSH RAHO ISHWAR KARE APKE JIVAN ME WO SARI KHUSHIYA AYE JO AP APKE JIVAN ME CHAHTE HAI DIL KI GAHRAIYON SE HAPPY DIWALI.

    1. admin says:

      Pratap Bhai thanks dil se Deewali wish krne ke liye.. Bhgwan bhi aapko har taraf se khushi de aur Hmesha healthy rakhe

      1. acky says:

        Hey sameer buddy very very happy diwali……..

  17. Nazo says:

    Happy Dipawali

  18. pia o pia says:

    HAPPY DIWALI TO ALL OF U AND TO MY JAAN

    NICE JOKE.

  19. DHIRAJ says:

    Happiest diwali! 2 all my cmnts readers who luvs me….soumya,aahana,punit,rustyguy,priyanka,anushka,sameer,ravi,dolly,kaminey,romeo,tia,suraj…take crackers but fire it carefully..eat sweets but taste it slowly..slowly..byeeeee.=====~*…bhago rakhi sawant bum phootne wala…;).

  20. Rashid says:

    @Aaliya,

    teri baaton ne dil mera tor diya.

    lo aaj ke baad maine tumpe comments karna chor diya.

    ab kabhi teri yaad mujhe nahi aayegi.

    tujh se achchi hazaron ladkiyan mujhe mil jayengi.

    bye, bachchi…..

  21. Friend4u says:

    Wah, sardaar wah

  22. ahsaam says:

    hi jully….WISH U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS DEEPAVALI…hope to chat with u soon…

  23. PRIYA says:

    HAPPY DIWALI…

    Par koi mari gaand main bomb mat rakh dena

    plz…

    1. raj says:

      toh kya hua priya..thodi se aur phat jayegi….

    2. mahesh says:

      ok promis ye hamara vada he . Happy new year

    3. MAHE says:

      PRIYA MERE SATH DOSTI KAROGI?

    4. ahsaam says:

      toh kya hua priya agar bomb bhi hua toh…logon ki sirf phat-tee hai ..tumhari blast ho jayegi..somthin different u know….

    5. vikash says:

      tumhara order hoga to na apna wala bomb rakhunga dear.

    6. Manoj says:

      Hello priya Agar koi Bomb lagata bhi hai to last wish mang kar use phir se gada bana dena.

  24. PRIYA says:

    Kisi ko Anaar bomb or fulzhadi chaiye toh mujhse la lana….

    1. Friend4u says:

      Tu ladki nahi ladka hai

      1. allen sagar says:

        You are right he is a boy

      2. mahesh tank says:

        DHIRAJ DHARMESH Sub majeme ho kya?

  25. Madhab says:

    Priya mujhe chahye anaar bomb aur fulzhadi tumhara dono bomb bhi chahye manjur hai happy diwali .Madhab

  26. pawan says:

    yaar kya gandi gandi baatein karte ho tum sab

    tum logo ko sharam ni aati kya

    itni ghatiya baatein likh dete ho

  27. DHIRAJ says:

    /….@……|……=====>……=====~……©~……¡¡¡¡¡¡¡~….¤~…=~.—–*…yaro phatake khatm ho gaye ye thode se baki hain lele absoulutly free..hurry offer only 4 2 mints…byee.(~….(~….(~..happy nd prosperus diya all of u.

  28. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

    HIII RASHID..,,
    Mujhe toh tere jaise har-din mill jate hain..
    but mere jaisi pana koi khel nhi….
    chalo accha hai….apna kaam kro.,,mast raho…apan apni lyf me bohot khush hain……..

  29. DHIRAJ says:

    @pawan, dear cn u tell me what r gud talks n bad talks in detail..plz mere liye batao ki what is gud n what is bad in related to sex.?? mujhe lagta hai abhi tak koi aise kitab hi nahi bani jo cleary sex k bare mein galt sahi ki rai de sake…india mein ladki n ladka khule aam smooching nahi kar sakte isliye ye galat hai…but europe mein ye khule aam hota hai..nd acceptable hai isliye sahi hai..right!..its depends on place n acceptence..ok!.

  30. DEVRAJ says:

    HI ALL

    HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

  31. dharmesh says:

    friends4u:- u rright vo ladka hi hai

  32. DHIRAJ says:

    @Tank,kya maje mein nahi honge to kya maje dilaoge????

  33. Aatif says:

    yaar toooooooooo good jokes

  34. Harish says:

    yaar ab tumhare saare jokes purane ho gaye hai kuch taaza lao

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