Saat Dosto Ki Suhagrat Ka Kissa

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Saat Khas Dosto Ki Shadi Ke Agle Din Sab Apni Apni Suhagraat Ka Aap Beeta Suna Rahe The Jise Padkar Aap Log Bhi Has Has Ke Lot Pot Ho Jaoge.
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Saat Doston Ki Suhagraat Ke Agle Din, Vo Apni Apni Wife Ke Bare Mein Baatein Share Kar Rahe Thhe

1st Bola: “Meri Biwi To 1110, Jese Marzi Usse Karo

2nd Bola: “Meri Biwi 3310 Nikli, 36 Saal Ka Purana Model

3rd Bola: “Meri Biwi N95, Zara Pyar Se Chalana Padta Hai

4th Bola: “Meri Biwi To Blackberry Hai, Got Everything But Complicated

5th Bola: “Meri Biwi Double Sim Hai Kabhi Aage Dalo Kabi Peechey

6th Bola: “Meri Biwi Saali China Ka Mobile Nikli, Pehli Raat Main Choot Phat Gayi

7th Bechara Rote Hue Bola: “Oye Yaro Main To Lut Gaya, Barbaad Ho Gaya Mera Set Khula Hua Nikla

Hindi Version

सात दोस्तों की सुहागरात के अगले दिन, वो अपनी अपनी बीवियों के बारे में बातें शेयर कर रहे थे

पहला बोला: "मेरी बीवी तो नोकिआ 1110, जैसे मर्ज़ी इस्तेमाल करो"

दूसरा बोला: "मेरी बीवी 3310 निकली, 36 साल का पुराना मॉडल"

तीसरा बोला: "मेरी बीवी N95, ज़रा प्यार से चलाना पड़ता है"

चौथा बोला: "मेरी बीवी तो ब्लैकबेरी है, सब कुछ है पर मुश्किल है"

पांचवा बोला: "मेरी बीवी डबल सिम है कभी आगे डालो कभी पीछे"

छठा बोला: "मेरी बीवी साली चाइना का मोबाइल निकली, पहली रात मैं चूत फट गयी"

सातवा बेचारा रोते हुए बोला: "ओये यारो मैं तो लूट गया, बर्बाद हो गया मेरा सेट खुला हुआ निकला"

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Comments

16 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Last Mein maaza nahi aaya….

  2. Sujeet says:

    Hehehehehehehehehehe………Good however not best…..

  3. nihar says:

    meri to x6 hai, bahot sensitive hai!

  4. Py@re moh@n says:

    nice one

  5. Py@re moh@n says:

    thanks samir

  6. Priya says:

    hahahahahaha

  7. Rukhsana says:

    Aajkal ke boys ko 95% khule set hi milenge. Kya boys doodh me dhule hote hain kya.

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      RUKHSANA JI ap hum boys ke is tarh khuleaam bhawanao pe kichad mt uchaliye. Aakhir humari b ijjat hai. Koi ho n ho lekin mai other se acha hu..

    2. Raj says:

      Ruksana ji, aap ka 1st time kab hua tha, aur ab tak kitni bar hua he

    3. Deepak malik says:

      Ager boys ussi set ko use kre jise usne khud khola hai

  8. Hps says:

    Rukhshana ji boys apne aap kharab nahi hote unhe kharab karne wali to girls hi hoti hain…..

  9. Ramo says:

    @priya main manta hu ki sabi boyz doodh k dule nai hote par sabi boyz ek jaise bhi nah hote

    1. Priya says:

      ? ?
      maine kb kuch kaha boys k liye? ?

    2. meggi says:

      sach kaha ramo ji isi tarah sari lidkiya v karab nhi hoti

  10. sammerbhardwaz says:

    kya bat hai priya g apko bahut mza aya joke pdh kr

  11. ansar says:

    are yaar kyun behas kar rahe ho kul mila kar sab ek jaise hai

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