Sab Sale Hawas Ke Puraji Hi Hai

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Jaruri Nahi Ki Sirf Insaan Hi Sex Ke Deewane Ho, Jaanwar Bhi Sex Ko Pasand Karte Thai

Isi Tarha Jungle Mein Ek Din Gadhe Ko Tharak Chadi Hui Thhi, Himmat Karke Vo Sherni Ke Pass Gaya Aur Usko Bola.

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Gadha: “I Love You, Darling

Sherni Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Se Boli.

Sherni: “Chal Chal, Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai Tune, Nikal Idhar Se

Gadha: “Abe Shakal Ko Maar Goli Niche Dekh

Sherni: “Ohhh, I Love You Too Janu

SMS / One Liner Version

Gadha Sherni Se- Janu I Luv U. Sherni- Chal Be Apni Shakal Dekhi Hai? Gadha- Shakal Ko Mar Goli Niche Dekh Niche.... Sherni- Ohh I Luv U 2 Janu

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16 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hahahahahahahaha abe isliye jay ko b pasand hai gadha.

    @Geetika tmne bola ki tm mujhse naraz ho. Aisa kya.??

    1. sinnngh says:

      Gitika ji kuchh to cmmt dijiye dear!

      1. geetika says:

        hello sinnngh ji
        hou r u ?

    2. geetika says:

      Is site ke sabhi users ko samajh aa gaya hoga ki me tumse kyon naraz hun aur tum ho ki ………
      MENTOS KHAO
      DIMAG KI BATTI JALAO

  2. sinnngh says:

    Hmmm gadhe ka to sherse bada hi hoga sherni kub mza legi, bada wala to janwarko b psnd hai aur insaaano ko b hai, ap kya bolteho geetika ji

    1. geetika says:

      janwaron ka to me nhi janti par meri pasand to badi hai hahahahahha

      1. devendr says:

        to madam ji kya aap itna bataye gi ki aapko in dono me se kon jyada pasand h

        (1)BIG B (2)junior b

        hehehe madam ji me to sirf itna batana chahta hu ki SOFTNESS bhi important hoti h.

  3. sinnngh says:

    Admin ji mere cmmts plz paaas kariye na plzzzzz
    Aur wo piccle time gitika ji k cmmt pe cmmt diya tha wo b nahi dikhraha hai

  4. Dhiraj*(jays sweetheart) says:

    ha aha haha hahaha hehe he hiihhih..hu huhuh…

    dum maro dum
    mit jay* gum
    bolo shubah shamm
    hare katrina hare deepika

    dum maro dum
    mit jay* hum
    bolo shubh sham
    hare shahid hare imran

    dum maro dum
    mit jay* sub
    bolo shub sham
    hare dollars hare pounds

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
    huhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
    Q;)

  5. Nilesh says:

    Hahahahahahaha……. Ye sherni b kya tharki hai…
    Mast hai..
    Hii.. Dosto jaise ho ap sub. .??

  6. Mainakbadshah says:

    Wow…. aj kal ki sheri o ka bhi to kehna nhi….

    1. geetika says:

      aap sherniyon se jarur bach kar rahiyega

    2. Nilesh says:

      Mainak bro kisi se bach ke rahiyo ya n rahiyo;but chhokariyo ( ladkiyo ) se bach ke rahiyo..
      Ye kuch b kra sakti hai. Yha tk ki dosto ke bich b jhagde kara deti hai.. tc.
      Hii… frends kaise ho ap sub. ??

  7. devendr says:

    kash mera bhi gadhe jitna bada hota

    or ma to iske liye gadha ban ne ko bhi taiyaar hoon.

    kyo ki sex h
    to enjoy max h

    1. Nilesh says:

      Abe DEVENDRA tujhe gadha banne ki koi jarurat nhi hai… Meri man to mai yahi kahunga ki tu ek badi HATHI ka sud (trunk) hi oparation karwa ke laga le….. Hehehehe…..
      Ladkiya to kya is earth ka sabse bada jeev(blue whvel) b bhag ke ayega.
      Hahahahahahehehehe…..

      1. devendr says:

        yaar lakin yadi esa kiya to mai itne bhari(heavy) wajan k saath chal nhi paunga.hehehe
        or vo sund meri underwear main bhi nahi aayegi. or uski size bhi ek jaise hi rahegi. or vo strong tarike se khadi bhi nahi hoyegi

        lakin gadha ka lund insaan k lund ki terha chota or bada ho sakta h or underwear main bhi aajayega. or uska wajan bhi thik thak h. or khada bhi mast tarike se hota h.

        is liye main to gadha ka lund hi chahta hu.

        lakin fir bhi tujhe bade lund ki iccha h (chahe vo bekar hi kyu na ho)to tu apne lund ki jagha par khajur k pad(tree) lagva sakta h

        lakin soch le
        bada hua to kya hua jaise pad khajur
        panchi ko chaya nahi fal lage aati door

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