Sabji Kese Khareedte Hai

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Baap Apne Bete Ko Bazaar Le Jata Hai Aur Usko Sabji Khareedna Sikhata Hai

Baap: “Beta Koi Bhi Sabji Leni Ho To Sabse Pehle Usko Daba Ke Dekhte Hai

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Beta: “Thik Hai Daddy

Kuch Dino Ke Baad Beta Bhagta Hua Baap Ke Office Mein Jaata Hai Aur Bolta Hai

Daddy, Ek Aadmi Mummy Ko Khareedna Chahta Hai

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Comments

29 Comments

  1. ravi says:

    very good

  2. john says:

    yaar sach kahu to koi bhi bachcha itna chodugaand nahi hota….

  3. saurabh says:

    very good

  4. Anonymous says:

    good

  5. nishi says:

    i agree wt u john…vaise joke ws ok.

  6. simran says:

    bakwaas

    1. safi says:

      hi me bhi to intezaar me hu,

  7. pardeep says:

    nishi yeh joke tere ko samaj main nahin aya

  8. yash says:

    it was gud

  9. rajesh says:

    faltu joke

  10. Monty says:

    cool

  11. sanjeev says:

    BAKWAS JOKE

  12. Nitesh says:

    Simarn din me kitne bar dabati h

  13. jugani says:

    sahi kaha tumne simran

  14. ragini says:

    come nishi lesbian khelte hai

  15. Nagesh says:

    lawanda shiekh ki aulad tha

  16. s.....t says:

    deepti bahuguna tere momo kab dabaaun

  17. Bunty says:

    very funny

  18. DHIRAJ says:

    AAM KO DABA KAR DEKHNA PADEGA KANHI USME HAWA TO NAHI BHARI HAI.BUT KELA SOLID HOTA HAI. JISE KHANE SE TAKAT MILTI HAI.

  19. khan says:

    very funny

  20. khan says:

    aur jokes submit karo yaar

  21. Deepti Tiwari says:

    good joke! bewakoof ladki thi…. jab wo aadmi uske mamme kharidna chahta tha to wo uska lund daba ke kharid leti aur choot me rakhwa kar le aati, bekar me apne dad ko pareshan kiya

    1. vicky says:

      Dipti tumhe khardina hai to batao

  22. sahil says:

    saala kitna bhenchod ladka hai?

  23. DEV says:

    fuddu jock

  24. Suru says:

    ghatiya…

  25. Rohan says:

    Not a bad Its ok

  26. Aditi says:

    Maa ko dabaya ki nahi ,i luv pe**is,bye hot hunks

  27. sunny says:

    aajkal ki ladkiyo k umr kam aur breat badhe-2 hote h…dekti bhi sexy type k h hum ladko k hath chale hi jata h…to galti na ladki ki h na ladko ki…samj ki h…ha ha ha

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