Sachin And Mallika Sex Session

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Ek Bar Sachin Tendulkar Mallika Sherawat Se Sex Kar Raha Thha

Ek Dum Se Mallika Cheekh Kar Boli: “Tumhari Nunni (Lun) Par To Aids Likha Hai”

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Sachin: “Are Poora Khada To Ho Lene De Uspar Adidas Likha Hai

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12 Comments

  1. Abhi says:

    Abe tune kab sachin ka lund dekha

  2. Nagesh says:

    sachin jaise great player per joke, achhchha nahi laga take care

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh baat to thik hai par ismein konsa sachin ki beizzti ho rahi hai.

  3. Nagesh says:

    dil ki bat hai frnd admin, sachin se jyada saf suthra aur deshbhakt character wala player na hua hai na hoga, bus isliye achhchha nahi laga

  4. Nishant says:

    Göød … Nagesh i agree with u.

  5. azhaan says:

    admin yaar tum joke banao problem nahi plz

  6. Neelabh says:

    Abe badhua chod admin sab ke bara me joke likh par sachin ke bare me aisa mat likh. Sachin mere baap ke saman hai. Aur mallika randi saman.aur tere baap ke bare mein likhu to tujhe kaisa lagega.

    1. admin says:

      Neelabh, joke main to banata nahi log mujhe send karte hai aur main post karta hun aur rahi baat baap aur maa ke bare mein bat karne ki to sab mard ek jaisi hai chahe vo sachin ho ya koi aur.
      Joke is joke is dil pe lagake padna hai to is se acha site ko chhod do. mera ek aim hai log hase chahe jaisi marzi isliye ye site banayi hai.
      So its better ki apni personal things ko bich mein na lao

  7. nilabh says:

    Admin i just agree wid u 2 some extent dat keep ur personal things away n enjoy but u just post a joke related 2 south super star Rajnikant.de will understand u better wat's d meaning of personal thing n publi thing. One side in twitter every body is helping him in getting 'BHARAT RATNA' n u just insulting. So my suggestion to u its better to remove dat jokes. Though i apperct. U to makes yuths lyf ejjoyble.

    1. admin says:

      Nilabh, You are right But Please Joke ko dimag se pad bhai. Dont use dil. nahi to har jagha kuch na kuch panga rahega.

  8. Inderdeep Singh says:

    Admin I m agree with u

  9. anonymous says:

    mujhe ye joke samjh nahi aaya???

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