Sale, Tujhe Biklul Bhi Sharam Nahi Hai?

The Joke "Sale, Tujhe Biklul Bhi Sharam Nahi Hai?" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Callgirls Jokes, and viewed 57,198 times.

Ek Bar Ek Banda Ek Callgirl Ke Sath Sex Kar Raha Tha.

Aadmi Ka Lund Uski Choot Mein Nahi Ja Raha Thha, Toh Usne Uski Choot Pe Thuk Diya.

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Callgirl Ne Zor Se Usko Thappad Mara Aur Gusse Mein Boli.

Callgirl: “Bhonsdi Ke, Rozi Roti Pe Thukta Hai, Sharam Nahi Aati?

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A Man F.Klng A Calg1rl- Man Ka L C Me Nahi J Raha Tha To Usne Uski C Pe Thuk Diya. Calg1rl Gusse Mein- Sale, Rozi Roti Pe Thukta Hai Sharam Nahi Aati?

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42 Comments

  1. divya says:

    hehehehe

    1. Jay says:

      Hi Divya ab aap kaisi hai ? Aur Aapke office wala matter solve ho gaya ????

    2. Matrix says:

      Me monday ko busy hu tuesday ko 5:00pm to 7:00 pm online milte hai.

    3. Madhab says:

      Divya Bahut hasi aa rahi hai, aap Mera koe Comment Ka Reply Kyo Nahi Karti ………………………?

    4. Anuil says:

      ye to such bat hai.

  2. Jay says:

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA………….Maza aa gaya aur es joke ko padkar mujhe bhi ek joke yaad aa gaya……

    Ek baar ek Aadmai Callgirl k sath sex kar raha thha. Callgirl Aadmi k upar chadkar sex kar rahi thhi.

    Sex karey samay Aadmi ne us se puch liya ki tum daily kitani kama leti ho.

    Callgirl boli ye to Grahak k upar hai lekin phir bhi 1000-500 to kama hi leti hun.

    Aadmi bola jhooth kyu bol rahi ho ??????

    Callgirl boli: Ji Roti Rozi par baithi hun. Uski kasam khaa k kah rahi hun.

  3. kinshuk says:

    no comments for this joke,kyuki hme samajh nhi aaya, koi samjhane ka prayas kre,krapya
    rashii apne suchi m no. dia h kya? hme bhut jealosy ho rhi h, sachi btana,
    jay dear dhiraj kahan h? kuch pta h kya?

    1. Jay says:

      Kinsuk bro. Mai bhi Dhiraj ko bahut miss kar raha hun….

      Rashii dear aapka bro. Dhiraj kaha hai ???????????

  4. Wanted says:

    hmare wade pr wo aitbar nhi krte,

    hm zikr e mohabbt sare aam nhi krte,

    drta hai dil unki ruswaiyo se,

    or wo smajhte hai hm unse pyar nhi krte..

    1. panchhi says:

      kya bat h aj to shayri ki mehfil saji h

  5. Wanted says:

    kisi khubsurt chehre pr aitbar mt krna,
    tod denge 2mhara dil kvi ijhar mt krna,
    mr jana kisi randi k kothe pr,
    mgr kisi bewafa se pyar mt krna

    1. Wanted says:

      aye dil tu dhadkna bnd kr de,
      tu dhadkta hai to unki yaad aati hai,
      wo to khus hai apni dunia me,
      jaan to pal- 2 hmari jati hai..

    2. Wanted says:

      socha tha usse milkr use apna hai banana,
      mgr pta chala usne phle hi bsa liya hai,
      apna ek alag aasiyana

      1. deleted says:

        @ wanted bro

        Ehsan kisi ka lete nahi , hatho se gujara karte h….

        Jab yaad Unki aati h , to uth uth k dobara karte h…..

        1. Jay says:

          Deleted bro. Aapne ekdam sahi kaha hai Q ki__________
          Chutiye hai wo ladkey jo ch~t ka intzar karte hai,
          Mard to wo hai jo hath ka istemal karte hai,
          Na Gaon ki panchayat na sarpanch ka dand, Apni mutthi Apna lu#d.

      2. Jay says:

        Arey wah! bahi wah ! kya shayari aapne sunayi….maza aa gaya.

  6. Jay says:

    @ Dhiraj sweetheart, Aaja yaar tu kaha hai ?
    Tere bhina ye mahfile suni-suni she hai.
    Andaz-e-pyaar teri to ada hai
    door ho humse ye teri khata hai
    Dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir teri
    jiske neechy I MISS U LIKHA Hai..

  7. Anuj says:

    hahahahahaha

  8. Jay says:

    @ Pearl my Dreamgirl,
    Terey liye mai logo se Ladayi chor doon.
    Terey liye to mai Duniya ki Ruswayi le loon.
    Teray liye chand Tarey bhi tor doon,
    Terey liye In hawaon ka rukh bhi mod doon,
    Itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon…
    “I MISS U & I LOVE U SO MUCH”

  9. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    Hahahah bahoot badiya! Vaise calgal ka thapad marna v jayaj tha. Mere khayal se calgal nai hogi . Tabi usko pata nai tha. Agar garl new ha to meri us se advice ha ko is dhandhe me chut par thukna ek aap baat ha. Aise vayarth ke aapna custmer na kharab kare

    1. shiv kumar says:

      ess callgirl se hame milaw mai bhi to janu callgirl kya hai

  10. Jay says:

    @ Rashii dear, Kash! mai tere Bed Room ka ek darwaza hota,
    Tu bade pyar se mujh se gujra karti,
    Jab tu guzra karti to yehi kehti,
    Ye Lock kese hota hai, yeh Lock kase hota hai…………hehehe
    Dear tum kaha ho ??????
    Today I miss u so much……….

  11. Matrix says:

    To bhai prabhakar acharya sumya fasi ya shreya!

  12. deleted says:

    @ jay

    Wo aye humare khwab me, swapan dosh hi gya

    Unki bhi izzat rah gye , apna bhi kaam Ho gya…

    1. Jay says:

      @ Deleted bro. ,
      Raat ki tanhai me Hath underwear ki Gahrai me,
      Kuch mahsush sa hota hai,
      Us se kah do mujhe mat staye Jalim,
      Kyu ki Apna Pappu bhi raat ko sota hi.

  13. deleted says:

    Kaash ke mujhse bhi

    kabhi koi izhaar karta,

    Kaash ke mere liye bhi koi

    bechaain hota, Kaash ke mujhe bhi koi apne dil mein utarta,

    Apni saanson mein samata, meri duniya ko mehkaata..!!

    Kaash ke mere bhi sapne kabhi sach hote,

    Kaash ke mere bhi armaan pure hote, Kaash ke mujhe bhi kabhi mil jaata koi, Dekhta use main harpal , rehta khoya khoya..!!

    Zindagi pyar bina adhuri si hoti hai,

    Ek saathi bina suni suni hoti hai, Kaash ke mujhe bhi kisika saath mila hota,

    Kaash ke mere zindagi mein…kuch hota..!!

    Yaadon ki dhoond mein teri parchai si lagti hai,

    Sannate me gunjati koi sahnai si lagti hai, Tum ho to apnapan hai,

    Warna seene mein saanse bhi parai si lagti hai..!!

    1. panchhi says:

      wow yrr kya shayri sunaye ho ap…really nyc

      1. Madhab says:

        Pancchi Kya aap hamse Friendship Karigi Tell me Plz……?

  14. panchhi says:

    hehehehe

    1. smart says:

      hi panchhi urf Harsha(amdavadi) maja ma chho ne ? kem bhuli gaya ne amne?

      1. panchhi says:

        arre tame pahela tamaru name to sachu lakho yrr tyare yaad avo ne

  15. Hps says:

    Deleted, wanted, jay bhai kya baat hai aaj sabhi shayar ho rahe ho

  16. smart says:

    wah admin wah

    Nice joke

    Keep it up yar

  17. deleted says:

    Thanks Jay

    1. Jay says:

      Yaar Del. kis baat ka thanx ???????

  18. pyare mohan says:

    Bilkul theek kaha

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    @WAnted bhai thanx …tuje bhi hindi diwas ki shubhkamnaye….bolo sabhi
    HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD..BHARAT MATA KI JAI….

    @RASHI jikesi ho…..

    @DIVYA kya problem ho gyi office me????

  20. Raj Bindaas says:

    thik hai bhosdi k mat pahchano me v kisi k pehchan ka mohtaj nahi,

  21. Jay says:

    Hi dear All frnds n brother gud morning……..
    Mai Aaj Apne Brother ke liye Dulhan Dhudhne jaa raha hun. Aur kis – kis ko Dulhan chahiye wo bhi Bol dey, uske liye bhi dundh dunga………..ha ha ha ha

  22. navya says:

    ap sb ek sath kahi kisi kavi samelan me gye the kya

    1. Jay says:

      @ Navya, Nahi hum log kahi kisi kavi samelan me nahi gye thhe,
      Hum Sabhi log Panchhi ke Ghar gaye thhe, Kavi Samir ki Khairiyat puchne…….Toh waha par unke Pakistani Gum ko Bhulane ke liye hum logo ne unko kuch Sher-O-Shayri suna diya……hehehe

  23. Harshit says:

    Nice

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