Salesman Se Bargaining Thik Nahi

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Ek Baar Ek Lady Panty Or Bra Kharidne Jati Hai, Woh Salesman Se Kehti Hai.

Lady: “Mujhe Bra Aur Panty Dikhaiyega
Salesman: “Ek Minute Madam, Yeh Lijiye Aapke Size Ki Hi Mene Nikali Hai

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Lady: “Kya Price Hai ?
Salesman: “Dekhiye Bra Aur Panty Ko Mila Ke Aapke 350/- Ho Gaye

Lady: “Dekho Kuch Kam Kro Na
Salesman: “Dekhiye Maine Bra Mein Apka Dil Rakh Liya Or Ab Aap Panty Mein Meri Juban Rakh Lo

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12 Comments

  1. AKI ( Jaiswal ) says:

    Hahahahahahaha good joke
    Aise aise dukandar b hote hai:D

  2. ateeq says:

    yakinan wo sales man apna great papu hoga. Joke thik thak hai, admin boss baba ji k darshan hue kafi samay ho gaya, kiripiya baba ji ki tappasya bhang karne k liye kisi menka ko bhejo. bhakto ko kafi kast ho raha he, baba ji kiripiya aap padharen aur bhakton k samassiyaon ka samadhan kare.

    1. devendr says:

      yar or mai to baba ji k darshan or pravachan(joke) k liye tadap raha hu.

      bhuhuhuhu baba ji darsha do please… bhuhuhuhu

      1. Admin says:

        abe sale LKB main hi to hun Baba

        aur mere darshan chahiye to Way2 Heart par aaja

  3. deleted says:

    @ admin thanks for publishing this joke

  4. Nilesh{{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Bakwassss………

  5. Dhiraj*(1984-2089) says:

    dear deleted,
    m haapy ki tum ab thik tarah se chal sakoge…
    tc dear,
    asif tumse muulaqat acchi rahi..tc

    @jay..tum kanhi bhi hoge but mujhe jaroor yaad krte hoge..
    aur main bhi…sach kahoon to tumhe zindagi bhar k liye bhula nhi sakta..aur tum bhi..
    meine apne dil mein tumhe pyaar se saja k rakha hai..
    urs sweetheart
    i will keep u in my soul for forever…
    main tumhein miss nhi krta..lekin tumhara ehsaas mujhe hota rhata hai..
    isliye tum door hoke bhi mere karib rahte ho..

  6. kinshuk says:

    samajh nhi aaya , pankaj ji ko invitation …………….
    rashii kesi ho? ab kb se h xam?
    dhiarj bhaiyya ap believe krna seekho doosro par , and take care and all frnds hm nam nhi jante ap sb kese ho?

  7. Hps says:

    Mast joke

  8. devendr says:

    yar vo ladki bol rahi thi ki kuch kam(work) karo na
    lakin sales man ne use fuck hi nahi kiya hehehe bichara ishara bhi nahi samjha.
    aaj vo 3000 ka profit to le hi leta jo callgirl ki average prize hoti h hehehe

  9. panchhy says:

    hayee hehhehehe ganda salesman

  10. Snata Pandey says:

    So so… didn’t laugh… but too sexy site…

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