Samsya Ya Invitation?

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Santa Ki Wife Apne Pati Se Pareshan Ho Kar Swami Lunnacharya Ke Pass Gayi.

Santa’s Wife: “Swami Ji, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Raat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate Hai

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Swami Ji: “Isse Mein Aap Ki Samsya Samju, Ya Mere Liye Aap Ka Invitation?

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Santa’s Wife- Baba, Mere Pati Roz Aadhi Rat Ko Ghar Se Chale Jate H. Baba Saxidas Says- Ise Me Aap Ki Smsya Samju, Ya Mere Liy Ap Ka Invitation.

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6 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    Point to h swami ji ki baat Mein…..

  2. ISK says:

    Swami g gand marne k chakkar me h

  3. Rashii says:

    Hehehehehe nice joke

  4. Nilesh says:

    Hehehe….

  5. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Good morning friends..
    @ Yar Admin bro ek problem hai-
    mai kal dophar se jb b is site ko open karta hu to site open to hoti hai. but jab comment karna ki bari aati hai to dekhta hu ki-name,mail,site name sub gayab dikh rhe hai.. Mai fir se ye sub dal kar comments karta hu to “duplicate comment” likh kr ata hai..uske bad phir gayab ho jate hai..

    1. Admin says:

      Hmm Nilesh,

      PC use kar rahe ho ya mobile and also, browser konsa use kar rahe ho..

      I will check this ASAP

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