Santa Aur Baba Saxidas

The Joke "Santa Aur Baba Saxidas" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Baba Saxidas Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, and viewed 24,696 times.

Santa Bechara Garibi Se Bada Pareshan Thha.

Uske Ek Friend Ne Bataya Ki Ek Baba Saxidas Naam Ke Bade Pahunche Hue Baba Hai.

-----Read Full Joke After The Ads-----

Unke Pass Ja Teri Problem Solve Kar Denge

Santa Ja Pahuncha Baba Saxidas Ke Pass Aur Apni Problem Batayai.

Baba Saxidas: “Bachha Teri Musibat Dekhte Hue Hum Tera Bhala Karenge, Ja Ye Teen Ande Le Ja, Aur Anda Tod Ke Jo Bhi Mangegea Pura Ho Jayega

Santa Khushi Khushi Ande Liye Aur Chal Pada Soch Raha Thha Ki Bahut Saara Paisa Gaadi Bangla Maang Lunga.

Lekin Thodi Der Baad Hi Baba Ke Paas Fatehaal Aakar Khada Hogaya.

Baba Saxidas: “Beta Humne Tujhe Jo Ande Diye The Unka Kya Hua?

Santa: “Baba Main Yahaan Se Ja Raha Tha Tabhi Mujhe Thhokar Lag Gayi, Aur 1 Anda Toot Gaya, Mere Muh Se Nikal Gaya Ki “Lag Gaye Laude”, Tabhi Mere Saare Shareer Par Bahut Saare Lund Lag Gaye.

Baba Saxidas: “Fir?

Santa: “Main Dar Gaya, Fir Maine Dusra Anda Toda Aur Kaha Ki “Saare Lund Hataa Do”, Tabhi Saare Lund Hat Gaye Aur To Aur Mera Original Lund Bhi Gayab Ho Gaya.

Baba Saxidas Hairani Se: “Fir Kya Hua?

Santa: “Main Aur Bhi Dar Gaya, Fir Mujhe Teesra Anda Bhi Todna Pada Aur Kaha Ki “Original Lund To Vapas Dedo

Baba Saxidas: “Bachha Fir Kya Hua

Santa Rote Hue: “Mera Original Lund Mere Haath Mein Aa Gaya

Must Read Santa Banta Jokes
Share It

 Get Non Veg Jokes In Email Daily

Funny Veg Jokes

  • Benefits Of Daily Walks - Going For A Walk Every Day Can Really Improve A Woman'S Health. But Do You Know That It Can Also Help Improve Other Things As Well? Find Out Here.
  • Santa, The Master Of English - Aap Pahle Bhi Pad Chuke Hai Santa Ki English Vakiye Hi Balle Balle Hai, Par Aaj Is Baat Ne To Saabit Kar Diya Ki Santa Is The Master Of English Language
  • Daru Testing Formula - Drink 1st Peg And Check The Photo Of Your Wife In Your Wallet Drink 2nd Peg And Do The Same Thing Drink 3rd Peg And Recheck Drink 4th Peg And
  • Ye Hoti Hai Lakhanavi Tahajeeb - Mumbai Se Apane Bete Ki Shaadi Ke Liye Lakhnau Pahuche Ek Saahab Teen Din Se Dekh Rahe The Ki Daavat Mein Unako Ande Khaane Ko Diye Ja Rahe Hai Par
  • Social Media Dhamki - Just Like Romance Between A Man And A Woman Has Become Hi-Tech, So Should Fights. While We Know How Love Is In The Digital World, Let'S See How Hate Should Be.
  • Honest Reply By Doctor - Operation Table Par Lete Hue Mariz Ne Doctor Se Puchha "Doctor Sahab, Hospital Mein Kab Tak Rukana Padega??" Doctor: "Operation Thik Hua To Ek W
  • Cellphone Etiquette - After A Tiring Day, A Young Lady Settled Down In Her Train Seat And Closed Her Eyes. As The Train Rolled Out Of The Station, The Guy Sitting Next T
  • Tu Hai Ke Nahi? - A Guy Calls Up The Radio Station "Hi, I'd Like You Play The Song "Tu Hai Ke Nahi" From The Movie Roy" Rj: "Nice Choice. To Whom Would You Like T
  • Ladki Ki Khoobsurti Kese Pata Chalti Hai - Kya Main Sunder Dikhti Hu? Aksar Ladkiya Apni Maa Se Ye Sawal Puchti Hai, Par Is Maa Ne To Ladki Ko Esa Jawab Diya Ki Ladki Ke Hosh Ud Gaye.
  • Marwadi Urine Test - Once A Marwadi Went To Get Urine Test Done. The Pathologist Gave Him A Small Bottle To Fill. The Smart Marwadi Said: "I'am Feeling Nervous To Pe

Comments

179 Comments

  1. kapil the cute boy says:

    HI FRNDS

    1. Anuj says:

      @kapil kaha tha yaar itne din

      1. Anuj says:

        Shikva Nahi Kisi Se,

        Kisi Se Gila Nahi.

        Wah Wah,

        Shikva Nahi Kisi Se,

        Kisi Se Gila Nahi..

        Us Ka Blouse Hi New Style Ka Tha…

        Jo Hum Se Khula Nahi..

        1. Anuj says:

          JANI……

          Jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hai…

          Wowowowowowo

          "TOILET" sirf Raat me hi ja skte hai…

        2. Anuj says:

          Today is F.U.C.K day (Friends U Can Keep forever) day.

          So, I just FUCKed U..So,FUCK whoever deserves it and see who FUCKs U back.forward this to all FUCKers;

          1. Anuj says:

            @divya Jaan Tm jo ye baat Boli 'lagta sb ladko ka Petrol Pump Ka kaam krte hai esliye sb tail dalna chahte hai' ye galat hai…

            Kyoki Jaan mera apna Petrol Pump hai…

            Lakin hum tmko aisa kbhi bole ?

            Jo b ladke tail dalna chahte the unko bata de unke aukat ke bahar ka chiz hai petrl pump chalana

    2. Panchhi says:

      Welcom back kapil….

  2. kapil the cute boy says:

    frnds kese ho….SPICY,DIVYA,CHOCO,ROSY,PIA,TINA,PANCHHI,SHABNAM,MANISH DHIRAJ,PUNIT,ANUJ,PIYUSH,RAVAN,…AND ADMIN….dosto admin se ruth ke me chala gaya tha…par aap logo ki dosti ne aane pe majboor kar diya

    1. Admin says:

      Kapil bachha mene kaha thha na tu aayega…. aur agar inki dosti ne majbur kiya hota to jaata hi kyu

      1. anjali says:

        tum shi kh rhe ho ADMIN… KAPIL is vry bad…. prsn…..

      2. Raj Bindaas says:

        Admin tumhe mera joke pasand nahi aaya ya suna hua tha ya tumhe mila nahi yaar badi mehnat lagi thi achi joke collection karne me

        1. Admin says:

          Raj Konsa Joke Yaar

      3. Raj Bindaas says:

        admin, there is two jokes submitted first is why girl don't keep mobile in t-shirt pocket & second aapka bhavishya aapke hath me hai

        1. Admin says:

          Raj dono jokes already published hai yaar

    2. anjali says:

      hye KAPIL tum bhut gnde ho maine tumhe inna miss kiya bt tumne to mera name hi ni likha bhut ache mujhe inni jldi bhul gye na dear……………….bs thik h….

    3. Panchhi says:

      Hey kaise sb? Hi ratan…wer r u ?hey dil b

  3. rias says:

    mast hai

  4. kapil the cute boy says:

    ADMIN tum hi batao tumne mere sath galat kiya tha ya nhi…koi b dost naraz ho jayega…par sacchi dosti aakhir kab tak door rakh payegi

    1. Admin says:

      Hhehehehe Chal kapil ab aa hi gaya to koi navi taaji suna….

  5. Panchhi says:

    To santa dildo samajkar use krle yaar isme rone vali konsi bat hai?

  6. jai says:

    hy kapil yaar doston ki baat ko dil par mat lagao doston ki baaton ko dil pe lega to pachhtana hi padega tujhe or mujhe

  7. prince says:

    divya yaar kahe to aap thik rahi calo mein aapki baat maan leta hu lekin aap mujhse swell friendship (pakki dosti) karogi reply me please

  8. raavan says:

    panchhi meri jaan tumhara fever gya ya nhi maine hanumaanji ko jadibuti dekar tumhare ghar par bheja tha mili kya

    1. Panchhi says:

      RAAVAN yaar hanuman to ab tk ni aya muje jadibuti dene, kahi admin tune to use apne pas ni rakh liya he na

  9. Panchhi says:

    Ha ha addy ham sb ladkiya nakli h hai bs tu hi ek asli ladki hai jo ladka bn kr chat krti hai,right?? Suno mere sbi boy…..frnds ab humara pichha chhodo yaar dekho yaha ek asli ladki aa gayi h uska pichha kro

  10. raavan says:

    kapil yaar bade mahange ho gaye the yaar tum chlo tumhe hamari yaad to aayi

  11. prince says:

    admin sir santa ki kismat mei likhe the lole aur dhund raha tha pakure to thori mill jate

  12. raavan says:

    hy divya kahan ho yaar gusse me kisi ladke ki pipe me chhed mat kar dena nahi to uski vaat lag jayegi yaar ye petrolpump par kam karne vale to aadat se majboor hote hain

  13. Panchhi says:

    Hey thanx RAJESH (P.O)….how r u?

  14. raavan says:

    panchhi meri jaan vo kamdev ko to kal majak me bola tha par yaar uska naam hi aisa hai ki uspe to ram ki niyat bhi bigad sakti hai mai to fir raavan tha kya karun

    1. Panchhi says:

      Achha ok yaar ab ye bhi bta do kamdev ki tnki mein kitna petrol dal k aye ho

  15. manish says:

    hi kapil welcome back…..

  16. alisha says:

    bkvas…….

  17. manish says:

    admin bhai u wont believe saudi arabia se ph aya mujhe abhi aur wo sir bhi mere dad ke liye dua kar rahein hai……thank u adminji

    1. Admin says:

      Manish no need to thanks yaar… mene apna ek faraj pura kiya hai bas aur pahle daddy ko thik kara ke ghar vapis le aa aur fir party diyo tab thanks bolna hehe

  18. Rashii says:

    Hi kapil ji hru? M rashi from delhi, MSc student

  19. Aditya says:

    Hi manish how is your dad . Plz reply

  20. Aditya says:

    Tina kya hua aajkal reply nahi deti naraz ho kya mujhse. Agar maine koi galti ki hai to SORRY

    1. tina says:

      @aditya, na to tumne koi galti ki hai, or na hi main tumse naaraj hu, main to bas itna pata kar rahi thi ki kon kon mera intzar kar raha hai.thanks to u dear….now come on…..

  21. Rashii says:

    Admin ji funny joke……….!

  22. spicychick says:

    kapil, i misd u lotttts, tum nai aa rahe the to meine bhi aana chod diya tha

  23. RAAVAN says:

    panchhi dear west bengal me mai kisi ka aparhan karne nahi aaya yhan kal kanchnjangha stadium me raakhi sanwat aa rahi hai usko ram ne aparhan karne ki warning di hai isliye rakhi ne mujhe bulaya hai

    1. Panchhi says:

      RAAVAN yar tune to apni ijjat mitti me mila di yaar,tuje or koi kam ni mila to rakhi savant ka bodygard bn gya?very bd yaar

  24. RAAVAN says:

    ye santa bhi chutia hai lund ka maja to le hi liya tha lund se chhutkara pane ke baad ek choot hi maang leta vaise aise log lunddev ka sahi upyog nahi kar paate choot kisi ladke ke to kam aati

  25. RAAVAN says:

    punit bhai rashi tumhari reply ka wait kar rahi hai or tumne to aajkal apne comment dene hi band kar diye vaise tum agar meri us din devar bhabhi wali baat se naraj ho to raavan tum se sorry bolta hai par aise kisi ka dil mat todo yaar

  26. Rashii says:

    Hi admin ji kaise ho ap?

  27. spicychick says:

    punit, hws ya?

  28. Rashii says:

    Admin urf sameer jiiiiiiiiiiiiii hru?

    1. Admin says:

      Rashii ji hum to fine hai aap sunao kya chal raha hai aur kesa chal raha hai
      Bhai aur ghar mein sab thik thak hai sab

  29. Nitesh saini says:

    Acha h hi divya

    hi anjli

  30. sahil parjapat says:

    @ Divya

    yaar tum facebook use kra kro

    aur Sahil parjapat ko search kr ke req. krna ok

    DIVYA I M WAIT UR REPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Rashii says:

    Hi Manish, kaha ho ap punit ji, DHIRAJ ji kaise ho ap, khushnu ji aapne THARKI ka matlb nhi btaya abhi tak, harsh dragon ball g ka end kya tha, spicy ap kaha ho, RAAVAN ji ap k 10 sir kaha hai, sameer gaur ji aapne koi reply nhi kiya, varun ap delhi mai kaha rehte ho, rosy ji apki study kaisi chal rahi hai, anjali ji ap student ho?

    1. Panchhi says:

      Rashi sweety itne sare saval ek sath??? Abhi abhi koi exame dekr ayi ho kya ?

    2. anjali says:

      ha RASHII i m studnt…………

  32. RAAVAN says:

    jay nadan bachche(tuchchh prani) ye raavan bhi kalyug ka raavan hai in ladkiyon ko handle karna mujhe achhi tarah aata hai or agar tu apne experience ke baare me bata rha hai to dont wory tune first time panga liya hoga first time tumhare sath aisa ho gya so sad bura huaa bachche agar tumhari umar 18year se jyada hai to next time karna or agar 18 se kam hai to gali me jaakr khelo or haan ek baat ka dhyan rakhna mitty nahi khana

    1. Admin says:

      Raavan urf jaiveer urf pooja urf jai ye lines tune kiske liye boli hai…

  33. Rinu says:

    Maja aa gaya

  34. abhi says:

    realy nice

  35. RAAVAN says:

    rinu yhan sab maje ke liye aate hain agar realy maja lena hai to raavan ko yaad karna raavan ka kaam tum jaisi ladkiyon ko maja bantna hai

  36. RAAVAN says:

    are admin bhai raavan to raavan hai koi bhi roop dharan kar sakta hai

  37. Punit mumbai says:

    @panchhi i m so cool & u.

    1. Panchhi says:

      Ys punit ur right tumhara coment padhte hi muje to thandi lag gayi yaar….nd me cool hu ya kuch or ye tum bata do yaar…

      1. Punit mumbai says:

        @panchhi dear so cool means fine & v r both so hot.

        1. Panchhi says:

          I knw punit maine to aise h mazak me keh diya tha ,or btao kya halchal hai

  38. spicychick says:

    hi rashi di! i missed u lots

  39. Punit mumbai says:

    Rashii r u from dehli. U r know sahadra. sahadra me mera cable wire ka production hota hai.

  40. Dev says:

    Wah re admin,man gaye bhai tumhara b jawab nahi.

    khud fake id bana k chat karte ho aur indirectly sabki pol kholte ho

    par dev b antaryami hai

    1. Admin says:

      Dev ji na kabhi mese esa kiya na mere pass time hai aur na hi mujhe jarurat hai… anteryami ho to achi baat hai par aaj tum fail ho gaye..

      1. Dev says:

        O.k ok

        actually i thought that addy is admin.

        koi bat nahi but addy is right

  41. Anuj says:

    admin mere comnts itne late se kyo publsh. krte ho yaar… Koi galti hua hai kya mujhse.?

    Plz reply

    1. Admin says:

      Bhai aaj main hi late hun… kuch busy chal raha hun isliye late ho rahe hai

  42. Dev says:

    Wah re admin,man gaye bhai tumhara b jawab nahi.

    khud fake id bana k chat karte ho aur indirectly sabki pol kholte ho

    but dev b antaryami hai

  43. Punit mumbai says:

    @raavan it's o.k. Yaar. mai kisi ki baat ko dil se nahi leta hu. Enjoy dis site

  44. RAAVAN says:

    he panchhi yar tumhara fever theek nahi huaa i miss you yaar ab aa bhi jao yaar

    1. Panchhi says:

      RAAVAN tumne bulaya or me aa gayi dekho yaar

  45. Raj Bindaas says:

    Rossy ke bagair sare comments suna lag rahe hai, alas ! i miss u

  46. RAAVAN says:

    hy admin kapil manis divya panchhi rashi rosy dev punit aditya alisha anjali spicy sahil nitesh and all of friends main 1 week ke liye gurgaon ja raha hun is week me mai aap logon ke sath enjoy nahi kar paunga its my last comment of this week ok good night all

  47. tina says:

    abhi abhi pata laga hai ki kapil dev wapas ground par aa gaye hai, wel-come kapil.ab sab ki chutti hone wali hai.we all miss u lot kapil.

  48. tina says:

    ek paheli tun sab ke liye jo bhi ise hal karega , admin bro use inaam denge……ek bar ek kala ladka , ek kali ladki se, kali raat main, kale chane kha ker, safed condom laga kar sex karta hai to us kali ladki ko agar baccha hota hai to kon se colour ka hoga………I am waiting the reply from all of u.

    1. Admin says:

      Tina this joke is already published on our site…

      1. tina says:

        ok admin, par yaha kafi log naye hai unko bhi to moka milna chahiye…..

        1. Admin says:

          Tina tabhi to answer nahi diya na maine

    2. Punit mumbai says:

      Tina dear i know ans. But i want newcomer reply it.

  49. tina says:

    @manish, ye jaan kar khushi huyi ki uncle ab thik hai.& wel come back.

  50. Panchhi says:

    Hey ratan ,how r u baka??

  51. tina says:

    @aditya,kuch dino tak busy jaroor thi par tum logo ke paas hi thi. mujhe bhi tum sab ki bahut yaad aa rahi thi. or sunao kya hal chal hai, tumhare comments bahut kam aa rahe hain…. kya baat hai.

    1. vijay chauhan says:

      hi tina aapke theen que. k ans hai. 1-ladkiyo ko wo ladke jyada pasand hote hai jo unki her baat maane and unke dil ki baat bina unke bole samajh jae or waisa hi kre.2-ladki kbhi kisi ladke se ye nhi btayegi ki usne pehle bhi sex kiya hai kisi or k saath 3-her ladki ka sapna hota hai ki uska pati use bahut pyar kre,and wo maa bne

      1. Panchhi says:

        Vijay chauhan ji me ahmdabad se hu nt lacknow se

    2. aditya says:

      hi tinakaisi ho. mere comments kam the kyunki tumhara reply jo nahi aa raha tha

      1. tina says:

        @aditya, main yahi u yaar, tumare cmmnts ka inzar kar rahi hu.

    3. Abhishek says:

      Hi Frnds kya hum bhi apke Group m samil ho sakte ha

      PLz Reply me…………..

  52. tina says:

    @spicy, hi ….how r u….. tumhara khyal aate hi man bag bag ho jata hai. tum mujhe bahut sweat lagti ho. tumhare comments heart touching hotr hai….i m always wting ur cmts…

    1. Abhishek says:

      Hi Tina

      1. tina says:

        @Abhishek, i m fine , wat about u, tum apne bare main kuch or batao.

  53. tina says:

    @acky, tum kya cheej ho yaar, tumne to mujhe hila kar rakh diya, tumhara motercyle wala comments to wakai jordar tha, such kahu kam se kam 2 min ke liye to main bhi saham gayi thi.lajwab…good….shaandar….main tumhare comments ka hamesha intzar karungi.

  54. sahil parjapat says:

    Tina

    I missssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

    1. tina says:

      @sahil, i also miss u ….. dinbhar tumhare bare main hi to soch rahi thi. u know, site par aate hi sabse pahle tumhe hi serch kar rahi thi.

  55. tina says:

    kya aap sab jante ho ki ladkiyo ko sabse jyada kya pasand hota hai…….aap sab mere sawalo ka jawab de main aapko ladkiyo ( Yani mere personal anubhav se ) ki man ki baato ko aapse share karungi.

    1. Niket says:

      Paise………………….

      1. tina says:

        @Niket, mana ki is dunia main PAISA i sab kuch hai par tum in sab se uper soch kar deko or fir reply do, tumhe ladkiya ko sakjhane ko milega or hame , 'ladke hamahe bare main kya sochate hai' jan ne ko milega. try it….

    2. anshul says:

      hi tina i am anshul . aap ne jo sawal ka jabab maga tha vo sayad bhut muskil hai. par mai jaha tak janta hu. ladkiyo ko sabse jyada pasand saccha dost ya saccha pyar karne wala boy . chahti hai. par aaj ke time par ye muskil hai. plz replay.

      1. tina says:

        @Anshul, ek had tak tumhari soch mere se kafi milti hai, par is me shyad kuch adhurapan hai…yahi jan ne ke liye is site ki help le rai u.

  56. tina says:

    Kya aap bata sakte hai ki ladkiyo ko kis tarah ke ladke pasand hote hai……….

    1. pawan says:

      mere khyal se ladkiyan sabse jyada maa ban ne ka sapna dekhti hai.

  57. tina says:

    Aisi kon si baat hoti hai jo ladkiya marte dum tak kisi se bhhi share nahi karti hai………….

    1. pawan says:

      ab aisi kaun si baat hai jo ladki marte dum tak nahi batati to fir woh baat hum ladko ko kaise pata hoga.

  58. tina says:

    Agar ek ladki ke teen premi hai or wo teeno ek saath us ke samne aa jaye ti wo ladki kya karegi……………

  59. tina says:

    ek ladki ko sabse jyada kya ban ne ka sapna hota hai……………….

    1. pawan says:

      ladkiyan waise ladko ko pasand karti hai jase woh khud hai jase agar koi ladki bahoot sexy hai to aisa ladka pasand hoga jo uski wasana ki pyaas bujha sake.

    2. V. jenra says:

      maa

    3. Aditya says:

      Tina jee ek ladki ki sabse adhik iksha maa banne ki hoti hai

  60. Rashii says:

    Admin ji m fine or ghar mai b sb tik hai,

  61. Rashii says:

    Anjali ji mujhe pta hai ap achi ho ap k cmts se pta chal jata hai

    1. anjali says:

      thanx RASHII

      wt r u dng baby??

  62. Rashii says:

    Panchi ji hru, R u student?

    1. Panchhi says:

      I m fine rashii n u? Nd ya i m b.a studnt….

  63. Rashii says:

    Hru Spicy miss kiya per reply nhi aapne

  64. Rashii says:

    Punit ji ap baat q nhi kerte ho

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Rashii dear sorry i was busy.

    2. Punit mumbai says:

      @dhiraj dil pe mat le yaar. U r my best frnd. I understand ur feeling.

  65. Rashii says:

    Hi khushnu ji ap to gayab he ho gaye

  66. Rashii says:

    Hi tina ji

  67. Rashii says:

    Admin urf sameer ji ap married ho………. Sry persnal que hai nhi puchna chaiye tha

    1. Admin says:

      No Rashi Ji i m single.. and no girlfriend :((

      1. shivam says:

        hi admin hru?

  68. Rashii says:

    Admin ji ap bahut ache ho, jitne hard lgte ho utne ho nhi

  69. Rashii says:

    Admin ji kaha se ho?

  70. Rashii says:

    sb so gaye kya?

  71. Rashii says:

    Gud nite admin ji sd tc bye

  72. Sujit says:

    Lag Gaye Laude

  73. Punit mumbai says:

    @rashii dear expln ur body.

  74. Punit mumbai says:

    @spicy dear wt's ur real name

  75. Punit mumbai says:

    yukti & deepti tiwari yaar comnt b diya karo.

  76. sahil parjapat says:

    Tina kha hooooooooooooooooooooo

    i misssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuu

  77. piyush(sweet but tou says:

    Zindgi me 2 minute koi mere paas na baitha,

    Aaj sab mere paas baithe jaa rahe the.

    koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,or

    aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the.

    taras gaye hum kisi ke haath se diye vo ek

    chote se rumaal ko,

    aur aaj naye naye kapde odhaye jaa rahe the.

    do kadam saath na chalne ko taiyar tha koi,

    aur aaj kafila bana kar jaa rahe the.

    Aaj pata chala ki"MAUT"itni hasin hoti hai,

    kambhakat hum to yuhi jiye jaa rahe the.

    1. anjali says:

      hye PAYUSH kaha the yarr……..

      kya bat h aj to shayri chl ri h………..

  78. pawan says:

    waise tinaa ye questions ka ans totum hi acchi tarah de sakati ho kyonki tum ek ladki ho.

  79. tina says:

    nahi m jaag raha hu

    1. Addy says:

      @TINA : mujhe sab answer pata hai tina g.. meri gf ne bata diye hai mujhe.

  80. kapil the cute boy says:

    ANJALI my dear frnd….pata nhi kese tumara naam chut gaya muje samaj nhi aa rha,,dear tume bhulne ka to sawal hi nhi hota tumne aisa soch b kese liya…yaar…sorryyyy dear tum mere mind me har waqt rehti ho bas hatho se type karne me chook ho gayi my dear ho sake to muje maaf kar do …tum jo punishment dena chahti ho de sakti ho me taiyar hu….my dear bt maaf kar do plz……

    1. anjali says:

      ab tum inni sry kh rhe ho to it's ok. KAPILLLLLLLL……

      bt nxt time punishment milegi smjhe babyyyyyyy…….

  81. kapil the cute boy says:

    RAVAN se ghabrane ki ab kisi ko zarurat nhi PANCHI my dear….ab raam(kapil) aa chuke hain…aur unhone RAVAN ko patal lok bhej diya hai…isliye girls ab ravan kisi b ladki ka balatkar karne ki nhi soch payega…isliye…anjali,spicy,choco,divya,tina,rashi tum sab raam(kapil) ki sharan me aa jao wo tume param sukh denge

  82. kapil the cute boy says:

    spicy my sweet dear missing u too much….i saw u in my dream last night…looking so beautiful…

  83. kapil the cute boy says:

    CHOCO my dear frnd yaar aaj me thoda busy hu shaam ko nhi aa paunga par kal milenge zarur….mene kal sari raat tume miss kiya my dear…

  84. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KAHA CHALI GAYI KOI BULAO……

  85. kapil the cute boy says:

    rashi u r a sweet gl

  86. kapil the cute boy says:

    Tina dear ladkiyo ki feelings ke bare me to muje nhi pata haan tumse ye zarur puchna chahunga ki ladki ko satisfy karne k liye ladke ko kya kya karna chahiye…kaun si position me sex karne par ladki ko sabse jyada maja aata hai…..kya ladkiya really sucking pasand karti hain ya kewal apne partner ki khusi ke liye karti hain….???????????????????????????????

  87. balaji says:

    tina tu aapna personal anubhav aapne pass he rakh nahi to Laude Lag Gayege he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he

  88. pagalworld says:

    admin ye tune aacha nahi kiya meri gaali muje deke

    1. Admin says:

      Tune shayad bahut hi acha kiya thha Mere user ko gali deke…Jaisi karni vese bharni

      Ek baat aur apni maa ko gali lagi to bada dukh hua aur kisi ki maa ki koi kadar nahi

      1. Raj Bindaas says:

        admin tumhara jwab nahi sirf ek word ki hera pheri, lagta hai aage tumse bahut kuch sikhna baki hai aur haa mein is site ko bahut enjoy kar raha hu joke se kum hasta hu aur logo ke comment se jyada. tum jiyo hajaro nahi nahi… sau saal

        1. Admin says:

          Raj Bhai… Hajaro saal mein kya problem thhi.
          aur konse word ki hera feri ki maine samjha nahi

          1. Raj bindaas says:

            Admin yaar tujhe samajh nahi aaya,me us word ki hera feri ki baat kar raha hu jo tumne pagal world k sath kiya bechara pagla gaya

  89. kapil the cute boy says:

    Balaji yaar TINA ko batane dena

  90. kapil the cute boy says:

    SPICY my sweet where r u….

  91. kapil the cute boy says:

    TINA agar tum hum ladko se koi chiz janana chahti ho to puch sakti ho…

  92. Ratan says:

    Hi kapil, panchhi, tina.. And admin

  93. kapil the cute boy says:

    DIVYA my dear me kafi dino se dekh rha hu har koi tum se petrol bharne ki baat kar rha hai……unko bata do raam(kapil) ko gussa aa gaya to….

  94. kapil the cute boy says:

    RASHI KYA baat hai yaar admin se kuch jyada hi puchtach kar rhi ho mana ki ADMIN me phool lage hain par kante to hum me b nhi lage dear..

    1. Admin says:

      admin mein fool nahi hai kapil…. par tere mein kaante 100% hai

  95. Ratan says:

    Hai.. rashii.. Hw r u? Tel me wer r u from.

  96. Addy says:

    @TINA : Ladkiyon ko gardan par kiss pasand hote hai…

    Ladkiyon ko maa bannane main maja aata hai….

    Ladkiyon ko MAN ON TOP Position pasand hai

    Ladkiyaan apna first sex experience marte dam tak kisi ko nhi batati…

    Aur Kuch tina g, agar main galat hun to aap jawab do please..

  97. Addy says:

    Hi Divya… Sorry yaar kal main jawab nhi de saka, actually mujhe is site par comment post karne nhi aate.. dheere dheere sikh lunga..

  98. Addy says:

    HI ALL…. NICE JOKES ON THIS SITE

    I am Addy from Chandigarh (Punjab)..

  99. raj says:

    hi dear tina hw r u

  100. DHIRAJ says:

    @rashii..u have intrest in 2 making frends..nd u have good understanding of making frends anyways m 59…@rosy ur cmntsaar not coming wheraru..sis.@punit..thanks dear calling me ur best frend..takkai uall.

  101. pawan says:

    hay tinaa where are u sweety

  102. Mausam says:

    Thanx for publish Admin ji aapne iss joke ko aur bhi mazedaar bana diya hai.

    1. Admin says:

      Mausam Bhai mera kaam hi yahi hai… acha masalde dar joke banana isliye time lagta hai joke dalne mein

  103. raj says:

    very old jokes

  104. Rosy says:

    @dhiraj, litl bizy dese days. So zyada cmnt ni kar pati bro..

  105. Rosy says:

    @acky, itni sari gyan ki baatein kaha se sikhi?

  106. ajaysharma says:

    anda se bachkar rahana

  107. Nitesh saini says:

    Hello rosy mere ek frd ka nick name rosy isliye ap kha se belong krte ho r u student plz rply

  108. aditya says:

    hiiii rosy i am new can we have friends…..

    1. Rosy says:

      @aditya, wc 2 d syt… Hope u hv a gud time here..yup we r frnds:)

  109. imran_snake says:

    lol lag gaye lodhey . heheheh hahaha . gr8 god joke yaar nice 1 . badiya hai

  110. Rajan says:

    Hy all the girl

  111. minisha says:

    acha hai

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Top Jokes Of All Time

  • Ek Dum Fresh & Taaza Yoni
    Kuch Logo Ki Kismat Itni Achi Hoti Hai Ki Unko Suhagrat Par Ek Dum Fresh And Virgin Biwi Milti Hai, Santa Ko Bhi Esi Hi Biwi Mili.. Age Kya Hua Pade Is Joke Mein
  • Ladkiyo Par Shayari
    Ladkiyo Par Shayari To Bahut Padi Hongi Aapne Par Is Non Veg Shayar Ne To Kamal Hi Kar Diya. Ladki Ko Jawab Usi Ki Language Mein De Diya
  • Tight Yoni Ka Maja Kaise Le?
    Agar Aap Log Bhi Biwi Aur Girlfriend Ki Khulli Chut Se Pareshan Hai Aur Tight Chut Kamaja Lene Chahte Hai To Ye Formula Use Kare
  • Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai?
    Aapne Ladkiyo Ko Dupatta Pahane Hue Dekha Hoga. Par Kya Aapne Kabhi Socha Hai Ki Wo Dupatta Kyu Pahanti Hai? Nahi Pata To Janiye Iska Raaz Pappu The Great Se
  • Ladkiya Sex Nahi Karti Kya Karu?
    Kya Aap Bhi Pareshan Hai Ki Main Kya Karu Ladkiya Mere Sath Sex Nahi Karti? To Aap Bhi In 7 Sadhu Ke Pas Jayiye Aur Upay Le Ayiye Free Mein.
  • Kam Se Kam Bachho Ki To Sharam Kar Lo
    Paida Hone Wala Bachha Ladka Hoga Ya Ladki, Har Koi Ye Bat Jan Na Chahta Hai. Par Apna Pappu Bina Checkup Ke Hi Ye Bat Bata Sakta Hai, Nahi Yakeen To Khud Padiye
  • Sex Karne Ka New Tarika, By Santa Singh
    Har Kisi Ka Sex Karne Ka Apne Ek Alag Tarika Aur Andaaz Hota Hai, Par Apne Bhai Santa Ke Kya Kahne.. Kya Tarika Dhunda Hai.. Maje Ka Maja Aur Pese Vasool
  • Double Meaning Question For Girlfriend
    Pappu Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Puchha Pappu: "Ek 6 Inch Ki Cheez Hai Jisko Hath Mein Pakadte Hi Ajeeb Sa Ehsas Hone Lagta Hai Us Cheez Ka Naam Batao?"...
  • Ladki Ka Doodh Ko Istemal Karne Ka Tarika
    Agar Kisi Ladki Ka Chai Peene Ka Dil Kare Aur Ghar Mein Dudh Na Ho To Wo Kaha Se Dudh Leke Aati Hai? Nahi Pata To Padiye Is Joke Mein
  • Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?
    Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.

Top Jokes Of The Month