Santa Aur Bhagwan Ki Tapasya

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Santa Ki Shadi Ko Ek Sal Ho Gaya, Par Koi Bachha Nahi Hua Tha

Vo Roj Bhagwan Ke Aage Prayer Karta Thha Aur Bolta Tha: “Hey Bhagwan Mere Ko Bachha Dede

15 Saal Ke Baad Akhir Bhagwan Ka Doot Parkat Hua Aur Santa Se Gusse Se Bola

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Doot: “Areey Oye Bhonsdi Ke Pahle Sale Sex To Kar Le

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Santa Roj Bhagwan Ki Tapsaya Karke Bacha Mangta Thha, 15 Saal Baad Bagwan Ke Doot Aya Aur Gusse Se Bola: Sale Pahle Patni Ke Saath Sax To Kar Le

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67 Comments

  1. Vicku says:

    hahaha good joke!!!

  2. Anshul says:

    he he he he nice jokes yaare

  3. latest updets says:

    YAHI TOH PROBLEM HE CHHOT KA RASTA MALOOM NAHI HIGHWAY KA PATA POOCHHH RAHA HE

  4. Rahul says:

    heahhhaha.. nice joke.. hey its me first today.. lol

  5. Jay says:

    @Dear All,

    Kripya dhyan lagakar sune……

    Araj kya hai….

    Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah

    Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah

    Mera shayri Padne walon ki Gaa#d maro…

    hehehehehe yaar aage ki line hi bhool gaya…

    But don't mind jald hi puri shayri sunaunga…hehehe

    1. Mausam says:

      aage ki line main poori kar deta hoon jay bhai-

      agar wo na maarne de to bhaiya fir jay ki hi maaro.

      hahahhahaaha kaisa laga nice na…

      joke achhaa hai

      Rashi ji kahaan ho ……

      1. Jay says:

        @Dear Mausam sabshe pahle Happy New Year.

        Yaar Mausam!

        Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,

        Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,

        Dil chahta hai tumhari hee maar lu…..

        Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

        heheheheheh……

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Jay,don't worry yaar me hu na, me pura kar deta hu tumhara adhura shayri.

      Kripya lund taiyar rakhe……

      (Jay says)Araj kya hai….

      "Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah

      Ae aasman k Chand Taron…..waah waah

      Mera shayri Padne walon ki Gaa#d maro…

      aur jinhe bura laga ho mere yaaron

      wo sabhi milker meri Gaand maro"…bachaaaaaaa

      1. Jay says:

        @Raj Bindash,

        Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate,

        Arj kiya hai……..

        Agar asmaan tak aap k hath jate..

        to Chand Sitare to kya, Pariyon ki Ga#d me bhi aap ungli kar Aate…!

        Thanks yaar reply to diya, nahi 2 to kewal ladkiyo k comment par hee comments karta hai (naam nahi lunga).

        *****Happy New Year 2011*******

  6. Jay says:

    @Sheela 2m kahan ho mere yaar dhiraj akdu nahi hai, dekho wo tumko dil se pukara haiiiiiiiii.

    1. Wanted says:

      yaar kyon dhiraj ki gand marne me lage rahte ho.

      he he he he

      just kidding dhiru

  7. Atankwadi says:

    Thanx admin mera joke post karne ke liye

  8. Jay says:

    Doot Bolla : “Areey Oye Bhonsdi Ke Pahle Sale Sex To Kar Le“

    Uske baad Santa ne apni BV k sath khoob sex kiya toh uski BV ko 6 judwa bachche hue, to uski BV gusse se Santa k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai…..

    "Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo…..!!"

  9. Rashii says:

    Itna Bevkuf to Santa he ho skta hai hahaha

  10. Sheela. says:

    Hey kapil tum kisk sath jana chahoge or tum hmesa ldkiyo k liye ku sochte ho is new yer pe kuch alg kro dat k liye ldko ka nam dalo tb maja ayega dear.

    1. RAZI says:

      seela ji aap apni javani men jang kyon laga rahi ho yaar …..

      ye apke liye mere taraf se

      Ae zindagi yun mujse daga na kar main zinda rahun ye dua na kar…..

      Koi dekhta hai seela ki jawani ko hoti hai jalan…..

      Ae hawa tu bhi use chhua na kar……

  11. Dinesh says:

    Nice joke.@ hi sheela how r u dear?

  12. Dabang_007 says:

    HelloooooooooooSheela jiiiiiiiii………..I MISS U

  13. k jit says:

    hahahahah !

  14. Dr. Sia says:

    happy new year in advance to all viewrs of this site………….

  15. Dhiraj says:

    @wanted, mujhe naye hathiyar chalane ka kafi shock hai:) .__________________@atankwadi,kam se kam shiv ji ko to beech main mat lao.__________________@rashii, sach batau mujhe ek saal pehle tak love,romance,shyari etc etc yeh sab actually ka hota hai pata nahi..___________________@jay…sheela ji aye ya na aye iss site pe..main iss site pe ata rahunga but tum nd rashii di chali gayi to mein chahkar bhi iss site pe nahi aaoonga….jay nd rashii di u both r so lovely…jay mere diary mein tumhare cmnts update karta rahta hoon…i love ur many cmnts..tc byee..

    1. Wanted says:

      dhiraj bro, hatiyar purana ho ya naya, apne hatiyar pr bharosha karoge tabhi jang jitoge

      lagta hai tum mere hatiyar ka matlab nhi samajh rhe ho.

  16. sameer chugh says:

    Nice joke

  17. Dhiraj says:

    @jay, plz mujhe kabhi marna mat nahi to mere gum k aansoo ko dekh kar meri bhootni assistant apni jaan de degi..she loves me very much..m in her nd shes in me..

  18. Atankwadi says:

    Akdu ji maharaj atankdadi aapko parnaam karta ha bandook jukakar(pehli baar

    With LUND dikhakar(2TH BAR) hahahahaHEHEHE

  19. Rukhsana says:

    Mr. Jay

    Mind your language

    and Dear Admin Sir!

    Please don't approve any vulgur comment just like Jay's stanza.

    He is abusing all of us.

    Thanks—–

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @dear Rukhsana sahiba, for ur kind information v all r frnds, any frnd can crack a vulgar joke on any one nd it seems pretty decent in this site, but within limit(any one's feelings shouldn't be hurt relating to personal, family or religious matters"

      @All users & Frnd – Wishing you a Happy New Year in advance kyonki New year par duniya ki six bhikari companies – Tata,Reliance,BSNL,Voda,Idea,Airtel apni apni aukat par aa jayenge

    2. Jay says:

      @Rukhsana

      It’s the thing that satisfies

      ur mind, body & soul!

      Do it on bed, on a sofa,

      in the car or anywhere!

      It’s called Prayer!

      God bless ur naughty mind.

  20. Ratan says:

    Sala lottery ticket tho karida nahi.. Prize chahiye santa ko…

  21. Dabang_007 says:

    @All This site users….spl wishes for Sheela ji n Divya ji…

    Wish u all and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2011

    in advance….all u ppl…blast the 31st ngt…TC.

  22. pankaj says:

    lagta hai santa 15 sal tak pichhe se hi lagata hoga

  23. Dhiraj says:

    @atankwadi,…dusri baar mein kya hua..???halat kharab ho gayi ..puri kar do shayari.._____________________@wanted..,tum jawan ho gaye ho ab tak kidding karte ho ..sharam karo…adulting karne nahi aati u kid.___________________@jay, kya mere nauty buddy tumhein shayari karne nahi aati..how shame! mujhse seekh lete thee._

  24. Panchhi says:

    Hahah ye log santa ki shadi krvate h kyu hai…!!! @arrey raavan maharaj kithe ho tusi?? @hey rashi,hi shilla…. @oye ye shallu n daksh kaha chale gaye hai yaar aa jao u dono ab @is site k svi frnds rashi,divya,anjali,shila,rukshana,kapil,anuj,shallu,baba ji,dev,daksh,dabang,mausam,DHIRAJ,atankvadi,lofar,raj bindas,imran snake,ratan and my dear 10 sir wale raavan ko happy new year….god bless u frnds..

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Panchhi,Rashi ji, Rosy !

      "hawao k hath arman bheja hai,

      comment k jariye paigam veja hai,

      fursat mile to kabul karna,

      Mallika-E-Non Veg ki shehjadiyon ko,

      2 din pehle New Year ka salam Bheja Hai"

      1. Panchhi says:

        Apka salam kabul hai raj.sukriya…..aur apko v panchhi ki or se new year ki khub khub badhaiyaan….

        1. Admin says:

          Panchhiii its hurting.. tumne sabko wish kiya par mujhe nahi…. dushmani thik hai rakho par itni bhi nahi ki dusre ka dil toot jaye

      2. Panchhi says:

        Raj apka salam kabul hai..sukriya…..panchhi ki or se v apko new year ki khub khub badhaiyaan…

        1. Ratan says:

          Thanx panchhi and wish u happy new year dear..

  25. Rashii says:

    Ratan ji m gud

    hi DHIRAJ ji thanx itni respect deney k liye u r so sweet

    Mausam ji main yahi hu per jb ap koi shyari sunaogae tb he main apko dekhungi hehehe

  26. Rashii says:

    Hi panchi ji, divya ji ne aj darshan de diye

  27. Dhiraj says:

    @jay,wanted,lofar nd oye atankwadi jada sexy comnts aa rahe hai tere….sach mein tu atankwadi hai jo mujhko horny bana rahein hain..jay tumhare cmnts sexy lagte hain tum mat karna mujhe horny banane ki koshish…nd wanted tumhare cmnts antankwadi jaise nahi hai..chalo accha hai..byeeeee!!.

  28. Atankwadi says:

    Akdu ji aise akad akad kar na chala karo kyuki jab aap akad akak kar chalte ho to mera lund khatak khatak khada ho jata ha jab khada ho jata ha tab patak patak patak patak

    Patak

    Patak

    Patak kya

    GHAAAND

  29. Lofar says:

    2011 is coming

    Wish u a very

    Happy new year

    &

    Valentine day

    Basnt Panchmi,holi dewali,

    15august

    Happy Friendship,

    Mother,

    Father,

    Dadi,

    Dada,

    Nana,

    Nani,

    Teachers

    &

    Childrensday

    &

    Happy

    Birthday,

    365Goodmornig

    Evenings

    &

    Night

    ab Roz Roz ka Drama hi Khatam.

    Ab pure saal mat kehna k wish nahi kiya.

    Ok.

    Sorry yaar! Happy marriage !toh kahna hi bhool gaya?sadi toh 2011 me hi karoge na?

    1. Ratan says:

      Wah wah lofer tune kamal kardiya… Happy new year to
      all… Jahapana tusi gr8 ho.. Toofa kubul karooo.. Aha
      haaa….:-*

      1. Admin says:

        Ratan tumhare baki ke cmments approv nahi hue. Wk hi joke mein ek hi time agar cimment karne hai to unko ek bade comment mein split kara karo

  30. Dhiraj says:

    @rashii di,kaash saari ladkiya aap jaise hoti nd ladke bhi
    saare aap jitne acche hote to….swarg jane ki icchha kabhi nahi
    hoti mujhme….agar aapka jeevan bhar bhi respect kare to kam
    hain…ab kya kanhein aapke liye koi shabd hi nahi hai mere
    pass…kaash aap meri badi di hoti yaa phir aap jaise logo k beech
    mein main rahta…u r again m speechless…kanhi aap insaan k besh
    mein swarg se aaee koi devi to nahi hain..hehe…rashii mujhe aapka
    autograph chahiye…kyon ki aap real life celebrity ho.nd m not
    interest in reel life celebrities..bye.TC.

  31. D@k$H says:

    Hey frnds kaise ho ap sb..?? happy new year 2 all of u
    yaro., Aur rashi n dhiraj tumj log to bhul hi gye ho mujie, thnx
    panchhi 4 remembering me.

  32. Lofar says:

    —> —-> —–> ——->
    >———> >>———-> bhag
    Atankwadi bhag, nahi to gand me ghus jayega ) " ( <–/
    ).)—-< L./L./ Bola tha na. bhag.

  33. Rashii says:

    Good night admin ji n frnds sd tc bye

  34. Dhiraj says:

    raaaaht k barah bajne wale hain…saaare so jao….ssshh
    koi hai…agar koi bhi jaga to uska khuda rakhwala
    hai…aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ooooooooooo!! heeehiheeehi!!…darna mat
    mein Dhiraj ki bhootni assistant bol rahi hoon…koi mujhe jay ka
    pata de sakta hai..hahahaheiheihei…good night jay kaise
    ho..hahahaha!!..gud aaall of my insaans nd future k bhoots.
    hahahahaha!!

  35. Raj Bindaas says:

    Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte, Gum ka jaam piya nahi karte,
    Kuch NAVAB type ke dost hai hamare, Jinko jab tak comment na karo,
    Tab tak wo b reply kiya nahi karte

  36. Raj Bindaas says:

    ROSE is famous for GRACE, ADVOCATE is famous for his CASE,
    HORSE is famous for RACE, But rashii ji is famous for SMILE on her
    FACE. So Keep Smiling…!

  37. Sheela. says:

    Hi all frnds( dabang,ratan,rashi, swheta,anjili,pia,
    dhiraj,dakch,jay, atngwadi,wanted, raven,dinesh,satish,
    kapil,dev,panchi,lofr, raj bindas) sbko happy new yera.love u, miss
    u kiss u he he he he t.c… Hey frnds new year achhe se enjoy
    krna.

    1. anjali says:

      Same To U Sheela DaRLinG…..

      Tum btao tum kya spcl kr ri hu is new year pr…..

  38. Ratan says:

    Log kehte hain..!

    .

    "Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt b achha guzarta hai.."

    .

    So.

    .

    Maine socha apko..

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    .

    meri yaad dila du.

  39. anjali says:

    hyeeeeee frndsssssss

    vry nice joke…….hehehehehehehe

  40. anjali says:

    HaPPy NeW In aDVanCE To aLl UsEr OF ThIs SiTe…..

    FrOm:Nitika Urf Niti Urf Sweety Urf Sweet Brown Cattii Urf Nita Urf Nits Urf Anjali……

  41. Dinesh says:

    Happy new year 2 u too! Dear sheela. And my all site user frnds.

  42. anjali says:

    hye Kaha ho sb jldi se aayo yaro PaRty KreNGe……

    coME faST…….

  43. anjali says:

    hye Admin…….

    gd mrng…..nd HAPPY NEWYEAR baby…….

  44. anjali says:

    hye Kapil kaha chle gye dear……

    mujhe aisa lgta h tum Goa chle gye ho mujhe chod kr……..hhhmmmmmmm

  45. anjali says:

    hello Panchiiiiiiii…….Happy NeW YeaR

    hw r u dear???????

    yarr ajj kl Ravaannnnnnn Maharaj kaha chle gye h kuch pta h kya tumhe dhundo yaar kbhi vo kisi ldki ka aphrn na krle…….hehehehehehehe

  46. Dhiraj says:

    @daksh…hum tumhein nahi bhulein hain nd nahi bhulenge yeh mera vaada hai..rashii di ka bhi m sure yeh hi wada ho..tc daksh byeeeeeedeeee!!!…kuch dostdrohi nahi aa rahein accha nahi lag raha.

  47. Arvind says:

    Hi all friends aap sabi ko aur aapki faimly ko naya Saal bhaut Bhaut mubarak ho

    Bhagwan kare aap sab ke dilo main naye naye non veg joks aate rahe aur ham sab unhe pad kar khoob haste rahe

    wish a very happy new year all of you

    arvind

  48. XXX says:

    yeah joke ki site hai ya chat ki sab chat kerne me hi lage hain

  49. sahil says:

    ooooooooooo salo sabko happy new year ok

  50. shallu says:

    hi mere lovely , cute frnds aap sabko HAPPYYYYYY NEWWWWW YEARRRRR.

    naye saal mai apke jivan mai dhero khusiya aaye aap sab jo bhi wish kare apko milae

    I love u all

    admin ji apko bhi happy new year.

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