Santa Aur Uske Shaitan Bete Pappu Ki Scheme

Santa Aur Uska Beta Pappu Dono Ne Socha Ki Aaj Kisi Ka Chutiya Kaat Te Hai

Pappu Ne Phone Se Ek Number Milaya Aur Pucha: “Kahan Ka Number Hai?”

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Jawab Aya: “Police Station Ka.

Pappu: “Ap Ke Paas Danda Hai?

Inspector: “Haan Hai!

Pappu: “To Use Apni Gaand Mein Dal Lo

Aur Itna Kah Ke Phone Kaat Deta Hai

Inspector Ne Thodi Der Socha Aur Fir Gusse Se Us Number Pe Phone Kiya

Is Baar Phone Santa Ne Uthaya

Inspector: “Yaha Se Ek Phone Phone Aaya Tha.

Santa:”Fir?

Inspector:”Mujh Se Puchha Aap Ke Pass Danda Hai. Maine Haan Kaha To Usne Bola Gand Me Daal Lo.

Santa:”Achha? Kitni Der Pehle Phone Aya Thha?

Inspector: “Koi 10 Minutes Pahle

Santa: “To Fir Ab Nikaal Lo

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  1. kaminey says:

    PRIYANKA muje b batana na ki bhai behan pele aye ya miya bb jab milenge akele me …khopche me leja k…
    acha tuje kese pata ki kon pele aya….
    JMC

    1. admin says:

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