Santa Bhi Kamal Ka Shayar Hai

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Sir Hindi Ka Period Lene Ke Liye Class Mein Jate Hai.

Sir To Student: “Abb Ek-Ek Doha Sunao

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Ek Ladke Ne Class Mein Bethe Santa Ki Beizzti Karne Ke Liye Bola

Ladka: “Chidiya Baithi Ped Pe, Usne Diya Moot, Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut

Santa Ki Beizzti Pe Khush Hote Hue (Kyunki Sardaro Ke Majak Pe Log Jyadatar Khush Hote Hai) Sir Bola.

Sir: “Shabaash, Very Good, Santa Ab Tum Sunao

Santa: “Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot , Iski Maa Ka Bhosda

Ladka: “Sir Iska Doha Galat Hai, Kuch Jama Nahi

Sir: “Haan Sahi Bola, Santa Tumne Galat Bola Hai

Santa: “Aapne Poora Suna Hi Nahi Ji, Maine Kaha – Kabutar Baitha Ped Pe Usne Diya Moot, Iski Maa Ka Bosda, Master Ki Maa Ki Chut

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24 Comments

  1. Anuj says:

    hehehehehehhehehehehehehe Admin bhai bahat din pe must Joke tha dhasu…… maza aa gya hehehehehehehe
    sala haste haste jaan jaa rhi hai hehehehehehehe

  2. Samir says:

    ——-Hiiiiiiiiiiii FRENDSSSSS——

    TELL ME,,where is my ,,joru,,,,huhuhuhuhuh,,bahut din ho gya ouse dekhe hue,,,ousse mar khaye hue,,huhuhuhu,
    koi to mujhe btao

    ADMN-yar kaisa h tu suna h tere hath jld pile hone wale hain,,,fir party sarty to ho gi na

    RAJ bindas -ab tu bhuka nhi mrega nonvegpur m,jaisi hi rozy ayegi ouse m teri bhabhi bnaounga jo apne bindas jaise dever k liye nrm nrm grm grm roti bna k khilayegi,

    WANTED -suna h tune 1 mst sa apna,,,,hole,,,,sale ka dhanda chalu kiya h,bt 1 batayyo ki is ka riban(sil) kis ne kata ?

    KAPIL the cute chhaura – kaisa chl rha h tera chaddi bra wala thela,

    RASHI -tm mujhe bhul gyi na,tm se aisi oumid nhi thi janti ho ,,TILU,,PILU,,apni rashi maushi ko bahut yad krta ThA

    DELETED -yar tu sirf apni joru s drta h lekin m to apni joru s mar khata hu ,,huhuhuhuhuhuh
    bhut din ho gya ousse mar khaye hue,,

    dhiraj -mera yar,,muaaaaaah,muaaaah,,mja aaya na janu,,dhiraj mere sher ko thandi lg rhi h ,,1 grma grm ,,kisssi le le mere sher ki,,

    RAKHI – rakhi tm khan ho,,aa jao na dekho tmhare bina nonvegpur m Mujhe mja nhi aayega
    ,
    , PYARE MOHAN heartbeat,anuj,mansi,jay,kaminey,rozy,sapna,princi,divya,,prince ,sb kaise ho yaron,khan,,n khan,,ashif,

    JPR

    1. heartbeat says:

      Hey samir bhai kaise ho aaj bohut din baad dikhayi de rahe ho kaha the main to theek hu tum apna sunao

      1. Samir says:

        Heart beat
        mere yr m thik hu ,kuch busy tha yar isi liye time nhi mil rha tha,,kl hi m free hua hu,,,aur rhi bat nonvegpur ki to m daily ata tha,,bt cmnts nhi deta tha……aur yar ab tm sb khus ho jao bcoz ab m tm sb k tight gand ko dhila karunga,,yumy yumy,,bhut mja aayega,,,wo v sanda ka tel lga k,,,hehehe

        JPR

    2. Khan says:

      Itne din kaha tha bhai . India se tadipaar toh nahin kar diya tujhe police ne.

      1. Samir says:

        Khan
        yar m jra sa GUBBARE m hawa bahrne ki training lene gya tha,,bcoz yar nonvegpur m jiske jiske ,GUBBARE, chhote ye pichke hue,honge ounke gubbare m hwa bhaR k bda bnaounga wo v free,,,
        aise koi chote gubbare wala nonvegpur m njr aaye to ouse mera pta jrur de dena

        JPR

    3. Raj Bindaas says:

      Sale JPR – jalil prush randiwala, bahut badi bat bol di tune, tu apni bhavi ko meri bhavi banayega, tujhe pta h uski yad me mene muth marna chhod diya hai, blue film dekhna chhod diya hai, kasam khayi hai mene ab kisi k sath pehla sex karunga to teri bhavi rosy k sath aur tu mera plan fail karne par pada hai, Soch le mera lund bahut dino se pyasa hai usko gussa aaya na to tujhe chodega 10 bar aur ginti ek v nhi karega sochle

      1. Samir says:

        Abe Sale bindas bhosri k gandu purush randibaj tune bahut hi achi bat bol diya k tune jo luna k jaghe 1 mst sa chut set krwaya h ouski gahrayi matr 10 inch h yumy yumy bahut mja aayega,,tere gore gore chikne chikne nrm nrm grm grm chut ki m thikka buty 1 karunga,,YAHU ,aise akele hi aaounga bolega to admn ko v sath laounga,ouse v tu apne ,chut k drsan krwa diyo

        JPR

      2. Raj Bindaas says:

        Samir – kutte jo kehna hai mujhe kaho, tune abhi v bahut kuch kaha bt mujhe jara sa bura nhi laga bt sale tune agr rosy k bare me kuch v galat bola to dekh lena bina warning diye teri gand na mar liya to me v raj nhi, tera dil itna gali dene se v nhi bhara to aur de de bt rosy nhi mind it

        and one thing – mujhe samjh nhi aa rha hai tu mujse jabardasti ka panga kyu le rha hai

  3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Hehehehe….. Gööd afternoon friends kaise ho ap sub??
    @Abhi tk mere que. Ka answer kisi ne nhi diya?

  4. ~^{*King(X)Dhiraj*}^~ says:

    @SAMIR my DARLING..U CAME.. i love u so much..where have u been all these days??/
    i jst cant imagine..just u turn on today unexpectdly …i jst taken aback…iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii llllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuu baby!!!….umaah!!!!!
    lots of kisses to u my darling.maine tumhe bilkul bhi nhi bula…u jst awesome..
    once again LOVE YOU SO MUCH..UMAAH!!..god bless u my lovely dear!!
    i jst cant forget u jst like jay..i will love nd cnt forget u baby!!umahh!!!.<3<3<3<3<3<3
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3!!^..^..;).love u!!take care!!

    1. Samir says:

      Dhiraj
      mera janu tune mujhe yad rkha is liye m tujhe sher ki swari jrur krwaounga,,,,
      dhiraj m tujhe aur kaminey ko kabhi nhi bhulunga yar,,realy maine tujhe bahut mis kiya yar,
      muaaaaaaah,,,,ab m daily aaounga yar ,

      JPR

  5. victor says:

    great joke

  6. deva says:

    hahahahahhaha
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaahahahah……………………………..speachless

  7. ~^{*King(X)Dhiraj*}^~ says:

    @Samir,i hve many of urs cmnts in my lovely friends diary…i will keep that until my dying..tum mere Jay* se bhi purane dost ho..i will always love u from bottom of my heart..and jst cant forget u really!!..u got such a great heart..nd i em proud of that..maybe world shall forget u someday..but i cant..u will always be in my heart..nd will shine like a star*..forever..god bless u..nd my love is with u forever..dear..
    *I LOVE YOU SO MUCH*
    ****SAMIR****
    <3..UMAAH!!..<3

    1. Admin says:

      Abe metq b koi jikar hai ya nahi dairy mein buhuhuhu

    2. Raj Bindaas says:

      hehehehhe dhiraj bacha laga rah tu Jay na samir sahi samir nhi baba sahi hehehe koi na koi to tujhe jarur milega meri dua tere sath hai

  8. deleted says:

    Samir ji welcome again …..

  9. shubham says:

    samir bro kaise ho? Wapas ate hi maar li dosto ki?

    1. Samir says:

      Deleted n shubham yar
      thnx 4 remember ME,,
      shubham yar meri to adat h gand farne ki tabhi to mera nam h ,gand expert samir,,

      JPR

  10. Dinesh says:

    Baap re baap..!! mera toh has has ke pet phatt hi gaya bilkul.. Saale admin, itne khatarnaak jokes lata kahaan se hai bhai tu? :P

  11. Raj Bindaas says:

    joke mast hai bidu umaaaaaaah fantastic mindblowing

  12. Ramo says:

    Hi,
    how are you?
    I m new on nvj plz be my friendz

  13. sourabh says:

    ha ha ha…!!! Gud 1 admin..,,, hey.., all… Gud Ni8…

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