Santa, Naukar, Biwi Aur Qatal

Santa Ne Delhi Se Apni Wife Ko Chandigarh Phone Kiya To Naukar Ne Phone Uthaya.

Santa: “Madam Se Baat Karvao Meri

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Naukar: “Wo To Sahab Ke Saath Room Mein So Rahi Hai

Santa: “Par Saab To Main Hoon

Naukar: “To Fir Mein Kya Karoo

Santa: “Dono Ko Jaake Goli Maar De

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Naukar: “Laasho Ka Kya Karu?

Santa: Ghar Ke Piche Jo Swimming Pool Hai Usmein Laashein Fenk Ke Bhaag Ja

Naukar: “Par Hamare Ghar Mein To Swimmingpool Hai Hi Nahi

Santa: “Oh Tuhadi Pen Di, Eh Taan Wrong Number Si

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