Santa Ne Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya

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Ek Ladki Roti Hui Police Station Ayi Aur Inspector Ko Boli

Ladki: “Kal Raat Ko Andhere Ka Fayda Utha Ke Santa Ne Mera Rape Kar Diya

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Inspector Hairan Hokar: “Madam Ek To Aap Bol Rahi Ho Ki Raat Thhi, Dusra Pure Mohalle Mein Aapko Sirf Santa Pe Hi Shak Kyu Hua?

Ladki Rote Hue: “Kyunki, Mujhe Usko Batana Pada Thha Ki Kya Karna Hai Aur Kaisi Karna Hai

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Girl: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By Santa. Inspector: How Do U Know He Was Santa?. Girl: Coz I Had To Tell Him What 2 Do n How To Do?

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41 Comments

  1. divya says:

    hai na paagal ladki

    1. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

      Ap intelligent lagti ho

    2. Mausam says:

      hahahhaa

      haan sahi kahaa divya ji ladki sach much paagal thi,kisee expert se rap karwaati to kam se kam bataana to nahi padta.

    3. moonsokim says:

      pagal nahi anadi hey

      1. rakesh says:

        es ka liya aankha nahi fellings jarurt ha

    4. r k says:

      pagal nahin intelligent hai ek to swad liya dusra claim thokna HAI NA SONE PE SUHAGA

    5. rohit chaudhary says:

      divya ji wo pagal nhi chalak thi sab kuch janti hai ki kaise hota hai

  2. Niks says:

    Nice

  3. Heartbeat says:

    Divya yaar ladki pagal nahi siyani hai wo report is liye likhwa rahi hai kiyo ki santa ne bilkul waisa nahi kiya jaise ladki bol rahi thi

  4. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

    Good one

  5. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

    Hey admin mai mere comment post karta hu par woh ate nahi ur comment waiting moderation ata hai kya problem hai

    1. Admin says:

      Iska matlab hai ki aapka comment submit to ho gaya hai par meri approval ki wait mein hai.. yaha ka har comment pahle main check akrta hun aur tabhi post karta hun

    2. Sbk says:

      Choodai phir upar se naraji waah

  6. C.J = Choot Jockey says:

    Ur comment is waiting moderating matlab kya reply me plzzz

  7. prince says:

    mast joke hai

    1. prince says:

      bhai..mera naam kyu le rahe ho? Sabse pahle main aaya tha yaha.. Admin Bro..ek myan me do talwaar nahi rahegi..ya to inka naam change karo ya mera.. Haa. Aji majaak hai hum hum hain..

      1. Admin says:

        price by the way vo tere se purana user hai par bich mein usne aana band kar diya thha.. now dont fight

        1. prince says:

          baba ji thanks

  8. prince says:

    santa tu mujh se tution le le phir tujhe koi prob nahi hogi

  9. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    aisa krti bachhe paida kr ke hee police ke paas jati

    aur kehti ki main try kr rahi thee ki santa me dum hai ki nahi

    jo mujhe maa bana sake !

    @ hi frnd kaise ho aap sb ?

    @ hi divya aap mujhse baat kyu nahi krte ho ?

    @ hi admin bhai namskaar, koi sayri wala nonvej line daliye na !

    @ admin bhai wo sexy rina with big boobs ka kya huaa ? aaj kl kahi dikhati nahi !

    @ cobra bhai aap apne andr zehar ko jaldi banaooo Q K garmi ka samy aa chuka hai !

    @ panchhi g aap zara mere se v baat kr liya karo g , main koi gair thore hee hu !

    @ savita bhavi aap mere bhaiyaa ko raat raat vr kyu paresan krti ho ?

    @

  10. viru says:

    ladki ko police puchha-

    Rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?

    Ladki-sir, laddu agar zabardasti se b khilaya jaye lagta to meetha hi hai na, baar baar khane ko dil karta hai.

    ek kala(black) ladka train me chai bech raha tha.

    Door khadi Khubsurat ladki ko dekh kar bola-

    "bholi si surat,

    aankho me masti,

    door khadi sharmaye,

    haay… haay… haay… haay"

    Ladki boli-

    "kali si surat,

    haath me kitli,

    jor jor se chillaye,

    chaay.. chaay.. chaay.. chaay"

    Frnds, ab batao woh ladka aur ladki kon hai?

    @Cobra, bole to colourful bra… Ok

    Cololurful panty ko kya bolenge?

    @Pyare Mohan, u r an engish teacher than pls. translet this sentance in pure hindi.

    "pls, will u drop me at my home"

    @Mausam, kya bat hai dost aaj bade mood me lagte ho? Keep it up.

    @Matrix, as a frnd i tel u,

    If u hv any problem, bindas tel me, I wil help u,

    If u hv no problen also tel me, I wil creat 4 u.

    Akhir dost hote hai kis liye bhai? Just jokeing.

    @Panchhi, te BBA karyu 6?

    BBA bole to

    Boyfrnd ni Bike per Ash,

    Boyfrnd ni Baho ma Aaram,

    @Savita, aapne jinki shadi ho gai use to suggest kiya k woh apni apni dulhan ko pyar kare, ok ok

    But, woh kya kare jo kuware baithe hai.

    Jarur batana.

    @Heartbeat, @Kapil the cute boy, @Rashii, @Divya

    Kaise ho dost? I hope u all r fine.

    1. Heartbeat says:

      Hlo viru bro i m f9 u say hw r u dear

    2. pyare mohan says:

      namaste veeru ji the sentance you wrote the pure hindi of the sentance is '' kripya aap mujhe mere nivas tak chhodne ka kashth karenge.two mistake is found in your English writing and that are spellings first translate and second English.agar koi galat shabd likh gaya hun jo aapko achchhe na lage ho to uske lite main kshama chahata hun.

    3. savita says:

      viruji ye life bahut mast hoti hai pura enjoy karo aur khud se pyar karo.

    4. Cobra says:

      i m fine sir, aap kaise ho?

  11. Samir says:

    Nice joke,,,,,,

  12. Ashish mahto says:

    Larki chudakar hogi. (Santa fass gaya re)

  13. Harsh says:

    Viru kunwaron ka apna hath jagannath

  14. angel says:

    abe gadho ek joke pe itna comment post karne se zyada aur achhe achhe jokes pado na

    1. Admin says:

      abe syane tune bhi to ye comment karne mein time jaya kiya na.. kaahe ko.. yahi time joke padne mein laga na

  15. Bad Boy says:

    Very inteligent girl.

  16. Cobra says:

    nice one. thank sameeeeeeeeer jeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

  17. sudhir says:

    Purana joke hai…maza nahi aaya..

  18. Donna says:

    intelligent girl and foolish Santa ……..

    what a deadly combination

  19. jaggu says:

    nice girl choot ki choot marvai bad me claim bhi kar di

  20. Harsh says:

    sali ladki ki chut itni tight hoti hai ki saal lung ghusta hi nahi hai..kal hi try kara tha maine…aakhir unsuccessful raha..lekin garam bhi bahut hoti hai..ahhhhhhhh

    1. Admin says:

      abe to panty utar ke dalta na hehehe.. tu bhi santa wala kaam kar raha thha

  21. Silvester says:

    Pagal chori manne bula leti

  22. Jahnavi says:

    ise kahte hain ladki ka asli roop

  23. Niharika says:

    kamal hai

  24. abhishek says:

    Santa kya chutya admi tha kya.

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