Santa, Sex, Randi Aur Rupaye

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Ek Bar Santa Ka Sex Karne Ka Bada Dil Kar Raha Thha.

Usne Ek Randi Ko Ek Hazaar Rupye Diye! Par Wo Gasti Rupye Lekar Bhag Jati Hai,

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Santa Gusse Mein Aakar Newspaper Mein Kahbar Nikalva Deta Hai Ki,

Ek Ladki, Jiski Umar 18 Saal Hai, Rang Gora, Height 5’6 Inch Hai, Jahan Kahin Bhi Wo Dikhe, Pakad Key Chod Do (Fuck Her) Paisi Ki Chinta Mat Karna Vo Advance Mein Diye Hue Hai

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27 Comments

  1. anil says:

    SANTA BAHUAT SAMAJHDAR HAI. PAISA VASUL KARNA HAI.

  2. murari kumar says:

    SANTA R U MAD

  3. rahul says:

    santa is full of sence of humuor

  4. Teen says:

    Murari ko saala har joke bouncer jata hai.

  5. 3:16 says:

    TEEN…he hahaha hahah haha

  6. Prince Raj says:

    santa teri bahan ki figer match kar raha hai sale

  7. anurag says:

    add me

  8. Jat says:

    Anil saale tuzse to jyada samazdar he

  9. sunny says:

    maine santa k paise vasul ker liye h..maine aapna naam us ladki ko banta shing bataya h..

  10. SHAHID143 says:

    sneha imiss u missu missssssuuu iloveyou .kahanho tum

  11. dimple says:

    riya tu xxx sexy hai

    1. sunny says:

      dimple aap male ho ya female

  12. SAXENA1120 says:

    k9uip-['l ok], ij0 iska matlab haim ki santa bhi randi chodta hai sala

  13. shina says:

    sunny jaha dehkho waha line marega

    1. raaz says:

      kyun li santa bola hoga mai pura raat bhar chodunga isiliye ladki darr ke maare ki uska pudi phat na jaye isiliye bhaag gayi hogi ya santa apne 10 -15 dost logon ko bula ke le aaya hoga chodne ke liye bye

  14. deep says:

    shayad,santa ka lund jaldi khada nahi hua,isliye ladaki bhag gayi.

  15. sheey says:

    santa rocks

  16. pushpa says:

    @ deep tera bahut jaldi khada ho jata h kya chutiye

    1. Parin says:

      @Pushpa.. Jiska hota hai uska hi khada hota hai.. :)

  17. Kunal says:

    mere ko lagta hai ki santa ke lund ne khade hone mei deri kar di.so wo bhag gyi.

  18. aakash says:

    jab hoga tab to karega

  19. KUNAL THAKUR says:

    sms padha kar bahut mazza aata hai

  20. AJAY KUMAR says:

    maine santa k paise vasul ker liye h..maine aapna naam us ladki ko banta shing bataya h..

  21. dabbu says:

    ajib hai, bhag kyun gai hogi wo, isse pehle aisa kabhi nai hua!!!

  22. saurabh Gautam says:

    very interesting joke he haaaaaaaaaaaaaha

  23. saurabh Gautam says:

    like this

  24. Ankit says:

    what a fadu joke..

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