Santa, The Master Of English

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Aap Pahle Bhi Pad Chuke Hai Santa Ki English Vakiye Hi Balle Balle Hai, Par Aaj Is Baat Ne To Saabit Kar Diya Ki Santa Is The Master Of English Language
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Jaisa Ki Aap Jante Hai Ki Banta Ne English Ki Classes Join Kar Rakhi Thi Aur Santa Se Help Mangta Rahta Tha, Kyunki Wo English Mein Santa Ko Apna Guru Manta Tha

Ese Hi Ek Din Usne Santa Se Puchha

Banta: “Santa, Yaar Ye Senior Or Junior Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?”

Santa Muskurate Hue: “Simple Hai. Jo Log Samundar Ke Najdik Rehte Hai Woh… Sea + Near = Senior”

Banta: “Aur Junior?”

Santa: “Jo Log Zoo Ke Najdik Rahte Hai Woh… Zoo + Near = Junior”

Banta: “Waah Santa Waah Man Gaye Guru Tujhe”

Hindi Version

जैसा की आप जानते है की बंता इंग्लिश सीख रहा था और संता से मदद मांगता रहता था, क्यूंकि वो इंग्लिश में संता को अपना गुरु मानता था

ऐसे ही एक दिन उसने संता से पूछा

बंटा: "संता, यार ये सीनियर और जूनियर का क्या मतलब होता है?"

संता मुस्कुराते हुए: "सिंपल है. जो लोग समुन्दर के नजदीक रहते है वह... सी + नियर = सीनियर"

बंता: "और जूनियर?"

संता: "जो लोग ज़ू के नजदीक रहते है वह... ज़ू + नियर = जूनियर"

बंता: "वाह संता वाह मान गए गुरु तुझे"

SMS / One Liner Version

Bnta- What is Senior & Junior? Snta- Jo Log Samundr K Najdik Rehte He Woh... Sea + Near = Senior Aur Jo Log Zoo K Najdik Rahte He Woh, Zu + Near = Junior

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