Sardar Ji Aur Jocky Ki Chaddi

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Santa Ne Shehar Jaake Jockey Ki Chaddi Kharidi Aur Socha Gaanv Jake Sabko Dikhaunga

Agle Din Gaanv Mein Sabko Usne Dhoti Utha Utha Ke Chaddi Dikhayi

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Jab Ghar Vapis Aa Kar Usne Aalmari Kholi To Behosh Ho Gaya

Kyunki

Jockey Ki Chaddi To Almari Mein Hi Thi.

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52 Comments

  1. ms says:

    sala hamesha sardaro k sath he aisa q hota hai????

  2. kaustubh says:

    sardar ji ki gaand mar gayi h yahan par plz comment on this one.

    specilally girls……………

  3. Harsh says:

    Average hai

  4. shanki says:

    hiiiiiii

    jokes bade mast hia yaaro

    lot pot ho gaya me to

  5. NS says:

    suna hu hai….

  6. madar says:

    isse ghatia joke maine apni zindagi mein nahin suna

  7. raj says:

    haat me loda gand me foda hamesha acchae nahi hote

  8. Kishor says:

    Acha hai ki JOCKEY ke pahni, RUPA ke nahi pahni , warna rupa kya pahnthi……

  9. Tami says:

    Kishor me kya pehnu?

  10. amir says:

    shi hai kuch khas nhi

  11. Kishor says:

    Tami tumare liye EURO Hai. HAPPY Na.

  12. Anonymous says:

    ghatiya

  13. Ajay says:

    Kutiya ki chute jaisa he

  14. Ramesh says:

    too old

  15. atul says:

    bekar

  16. vikky says:

    PURANA

  17. sameer khan says:

    mast hai

  18. Raj says:

    gaandu think something better

  19. yoegsh says:

    tami kishor se mat puch tu kuch mat pahan

  20. RAJ says:

    TUM LOG SARDARON KO NAHIN JANTE.DONT MESS WITH THEM

  21. nick says:

    tu kuch mat pen… saab santa ki gaand samjenge

  22. Anonymous says:

    cool

  23. Tami says:

    Kaun h bhai jo sardaro ki side le raha h.

  24. rome says:

    abe bosree ke jok to thek suna

  25. Ram Arya says:

    kyuki jo chdi ke andar hona cahye wo tha hi nhi

  26. jaydeep says:

    Tami tum kuch mat pehno..

  27. raj says:

    tami tumhare bra ka size kya hai??

  28. nishi says:

    nt so gd….,

  29. Tami says:

    Sirf bra ka size kyu? Janna h to mere boobs ko bi jaan lo…..just joking.

  30. sameer says:

    Tami cai i look your boobs &……….

  31. Nitesh says:

    Tami ek din me kitne bar fingering karti h

  32. achin says:

    @ ram arya tu kya santa se chudwake aya h

    @tami meri jaan kitna lumba land le skti ho ek bar me

  33. Vinod says:

    Tami kya tum rundi ho

  34. ankit singh says:

    yaro tami sharma rahi hay chalo may hi bata deta hoon near about 36 yar hatho me pakadne se to yahi size lag raha tha hay na tami sexy

  35. krrish says:

    tami tumhara chut to theek hai na kyoki mera lund bahut bada hai sahan hogi ki nahee batana

  36. riya says:

    ankit tum boobs size batane mein expert ho kya?

  37. Kapil says:

    Riya mujhse dosti kar lo yaar hm log roz msg msg khelenge ok..'

  38. Nagesh says:

    mai boobs size batane me nahi barane me expert hoon riya darling

  39. riya says:

    nagesh tum apne lund ka size badhao. phir baat karna.

  40. aditya says:

    riya mera lund to pehle se hi bada hai to tum mujh se to baat karogi?sexy girl

  41. Nagesh says:

    riya darling mobile ka size jaisa bhi ho, sim ka size ek hi hota hai, chudna-2 karti ho, jab chudne ki bari ati hai to gand kyon fat jati hai

  42. Nagesh says:

    Khud ka karke buland itna underwear se nikala jaise taise,

    darkar Riya darling boli,haiRam, chut me ye ghusega kaise:

  43. nagesh says:

    riya dar gayee kya, aur comment dena chhor diya

  44. Ravikumar says:

    Riya mere lund ka size 6inch mota 8.25cm chauda hai. Bhosde me dal dunga fat jayega.

  45. rony says:

    please guys apart from lund, choot talk somthing good, leave all girls for me.

  46. shruti says:

    tum sab ladke bahan ke lode hooo

  47. Deepti Tiwari says:

    gud joke! to kya hua village ki kuddiyon ne dekha hoga sardar ka to chut khol kar apne aap sardar ke pass aa jayengi..sardar ki to balle balle….. aur dear nagesh pls bhagwan ka naam aise gande comments ke saath mat jodo…. kisi ki feelings hurt mat karo pls…aur pata nahi ye admin kyon aise posts ko accept kar leta hai?

  48. sonia says:

    shit yar mjhe b dekhna tha 1 bar….

  49. azhaan says:

    jab admin deepti tum ko accept kr sakta hai to nagesh k cments kyu nahi

  50. azhaan says:

    shruti agar sare ladke bahan ke laude hain to tum b to kisi ki bahan ho tumhara bhai tumhara lauda hoga jo tumhe thokta hoga

  51. DHIRAJ says:

    ABE shruti ladko ko gaali kyon bak rahi hai…bhara nahi kya tera tera bhai nahi hai kya…lagta hai bhav jada badh gaya hai.

  52. Rohit says:

    yaar ye to old joke hai

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