Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??

The Joke "Sardar Ji Pakde Gaye…. Kyun??" posted on under Hindi Desi Jokes and Tagged With Double Meaning Jokes, Police Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes, and viewed 123,669 times.

Ek Bar Ek Political Rally Mein Santa Ko Police Ne Pakad Liya Aur Khub Jamkar Pityai Kari

Baad Mein Logo Ne Jab Reason Pucha To Santa Rote Hue Bola.

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Udhar Ek Ladki Apni Chati Pe Sticker Laga Ke Ghoom Rahi Thi “Press” Bus Maine Waha Se Press Kar Diya.”

SMS / One Liner Version

Santa Ko 1 Rally Me Police Ne Khub Maara, Qki Waha 1 Ldki Apni Chest Pe Stiker Lga Ke Ghoom Rhi Thi PRESS Bus Santa Ne Press Kar Diya

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Comments

35 Comments

  1. Deepti Tiwari says:

    ORDINARY JOKE!!

  2. Cool_1 says:

    deepti….tumhare boobs kaise hain?

  3. Asif says:

    Gud Joke

  4. sonam says:

    hahaha……..pagal santa……….

  5. Priya says:

    hahahaha……good joke.:)
    hello friendss how are u all????

    1. sonam says:

      hi priya,i m fine……….tum kaisi hoooo…..?????????

      1. Priya says:

        me too f9..whats going on??

    2. HPS says:

      Hum to theek hi hain ji aap sunaiye….???

      1. Priya says:

        hum v theek hi hain..:)

    3. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      @Heyy…. **GOOD MORNING**
      =>Hii… PRIYA pahle tum batao kaisi ho….???
      =>Aapke & mere sabhi dosto ki dua se mai bilkul acha hu..
      =>And dear all friends ap log kaise hai…???

      1. Priya says:

        very fine :)

      2. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        Ok… Ji.

    4. Sumit says:

      hey priya sahi me bahut acha joke h na

    5. hitesh says:

      hi………priya….how r u

  6. laila says:

    wow…….

    mast….

  7. Rashii says:

    :-D

    1. Jåy says:

      (“.”)

  8. Anuj says:

    hmmmmm

  9. Lalitmangla says:

    Good

  10. deleted says:

    rashi and anuj k cmts to aa gaye but wanted and nilesh k cmts nahi aaye??//
    admin meine fb id deactivate kar di thi delete karne ki sochi thi….but kisi ne baaya ki deactivate se bhi kaam chal jayega….

    ऐनक वाला ऐड्मिन्………हा हा हा

    1. Admin says:

      Enak tere jaiso ke liye laga ke rakhta hun.. taki jab main unki G ka shiakr karu to vo meri aankho ke bhaav pad ke pahle bhaag na sake hehehehe

      1. deleted says:

        tujhe F nahi milti tabhi tu G ka shikar karta h…homo h kya?

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe sale tere jaisi chikne londo ko jane thode dunga…. something is better than nothing ;)

      2. deleted says:

        abe mein chikna nahi hun muchoo wala Jaat hun….homo kahi k

  11. Mausam says:

    ahahahhaaaa ,santa bhi poora khiladee he

    1. deleted says:

      mausam ji namaste

  12. Sujeet says:

    Dabane ke karan jam ke pitai. Agar chod diya hota to kya hota…?hehehehehehehehe……

  13. Jåý says:

    Hi frnds,
    Gôôd Môrnïng !!
    Aap sabhi kaise hai ?

    1. deleted says:

      gud mrng to all

  14. deleted says:

    thanks Admin aaj jokes full length k aaye h mail mein….

  15. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

    Dosto good morning
    @@@@@@@@@@@@@..
    //:EK RISKEY QUESTION:-
    => Ek taraf sher(lion) khada ho, aur
    dusri taraf mera lund khda ho.. to-
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    Ap log (all users) kidhar bhagoge….???
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    Tum log Hanso mt….
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    Jaan pyari hai ya gand….!!!!
    (ek bat mai pahle hi clear kr du, ki jo ans nhi dega.
    Mai samjh jaunga ki usko mera lund pyara hai…)
    Hahahahahahahahahaha….

    1. Đ€ℓ€Țέđ says:

      Faltu que h ye joke to pahle publish ho chuka h iss site par…

      1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

        …Sorry,
        DELETED BRO mujhe nhi pta tha..
        REALLY SORRY.

    2. Lalitmangla says:

      Beta jawab to tujhe delete bhai ne de diya

  16. Nidhi says:

    Nice

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