Savita Aunty Ki Billi

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Ladka: “Mummy Mummy Savita Aunty Ki Billi Ne Daru Pee Lee

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Mummy Hairan Hote Hue: “Arrey, Tumhe Kaise Pata?

Ladka: “Wo Papa Aunty Se Keh Rahe The Savita Teri Pussy Bahut Nasheeli Hai

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Beta- Mummy Savita Aunty Ki Billi Ne Daru Pee Lee, Mummy- Tumhe Kaise Pata? Beta- Papa Aunty Se Keh Rahe The Savita Teri Pussy Bahut Nasheeli Hai.

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21 Comments

  1. Jåy says:

    Hmmm. . . . Aisi baat hai ??
    Hi dear all frnds, Good morning !

  2. Mrutyunjaya says:

    Hi everybody. Me yaha naya to nahi hu,par cmt 1st time post kar raha hu. BTW good joke

    1. kishor says:

      u are not the 1 i know i think …… :P

  3. Lalitmangla says:

    Bahut acchhe gm friends

  4. Sujeet says:

    Pussy nashili hoti hi hai……
    Hehehehehehehehe…..,.

  5. removed says:

    I agree with sujeet

  6. deepak says:

    gud jok….
    Hi…nilesh ji..or kya haa he apke…? Lyf keisi chal rahi h..
    Dhiraj ji, jay,deleted ji, wanted ji, admin ji,anuj bhai, priya ji, naina ji, kashish ji ji, kya haal he ap sb k…
    Thnx admin ji aapne..mere kl wale cmnts aj post kr diye..muje laga tha ap 20 march 2013 tk post krenge.. Thnx bro..

  7. anshul says:

    hehehehehehehe babaji ki jay ho. hahahaha billi daru pee gayi.

  8. Dhiraj*-{Dream Beauty} says:

    @Benaam Dear, bhala aapko kon bhul skta hai..lekin mujhe aapka benaam naam bhi mujhe pasand hai:)tc!!
    @Deepak Dear..thank u soo much mujhe itni izzat/respect dene k liye:)tc
    …kisi ko yaad na bhi krein ..lekin dil usse yaad kr hi leta hai..:)..

  9. removed says:

    Nilesh jab Mein laptop se cmt karta hun tab style fonts aate h , jab HTC se cmts karta hun tab deleted simple name aata h ……

  10. removed says:

    O menu kehnde ne k me badal geaa ha………. ………,..

    …….koi daso ona nu ja. k…..

    Rang tutte hoye patte da aksar badl hi janda h……..

  11. kashish says:

    oye admin maine tumhe ye kb kaha ki mai married hu??
    nhi yaar ye tragedy abhi tk to ni hui mere sath haan nxt mnth engagemnt to zrur h…tumne to bht jldi hi mera band bjwa diya yaar……:-(
    abhi to hm bachche hei…..:-)

    1. Admin says:

      buhuhuhuhu kashish ji fir kya fayda hua ab jab next month book ho hi rahi ho :p

      mene socha tha tum par line maru par ………. :'(

      1. kashish says:

        hahahahahaha…..
        arrey yaar abhi to 1mnth baad h na to tb tk maar lo line…..:-)
        waise agr phle btate tmhe line marni h to mai thoda delay hi kr deti….:-(

        1. Admin says:

          buhuhuhuhu, ab pachataye kya hot, jab kashish le gaya koi aur

          and ab main khud hi line nahi marunga kashish ji, bcoz kisi aur ki amanat mein khayanat dalna paap hai

          bas dua hai bhagwan aap dono ki jodi salamat rakhe

    2. meggi says:

      congretulation kashish ji…

      1. kashish says:

        thanx dear….

  12. Hps says:

    Mast hain neelesh bro

  13. Hps says:

    Good joke

  14. priyali says:

    nice joke

  15. vinod says:

    good morning kashish aapka reall name kya hai

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