Sayana Kutta Aur Bahadur Sherni

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Ek Baar Sher Aur Sherni Gufa Mein Araam Farma Rahe Thhe.

Itne Mein Ek Kutta Aya Aur Gufa Ke Darwaje Pe Khada Ho Ke Bola

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Kutta: “Oye Sher Maa Ke Lode, Bahar Nikal Kutte Ke Beej

Sher Khamosh Raha Kuch Nahi Bola. Kutte Ne Fir Gali Di

Kutta: “Ben Ke Lund Sale Bahar Nikal Anadar Kyu Maa Chudva Raha Hai

Sher Fir Kuch Na Bola Ye Dekh Ke Sherni Ko Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Usne Sher Ko Kaha

Sherni: “Kamal Karte Ho Aap Bhi, Jungle Ke Raja Ko Ek Kutta Galiya De Raha Hai

Sher: “Vo Pagal Hai Tu Chup Kar Ke Beth Ja

Sherni: “Nahi Aap Mere Pati Ho, Aapko Vo Galiya De Main Bardasht Nahi Kar Sakti

Sher: “Kutta Hai Vo Usko Bhonkne De, Bhonk Ke Chala Jayega

Itne Mein Kute Ki Fir Awaj Aayi

Kutta: “Sher Maa Ke Lode Biwi Ki Gaand Mein Muh Chupa Ke Betha Hai, Bahar Nikal

Bas Ye Sunte Hi Sherni Ka Dimag Hill Gaya Vo Bahar Aa Gayi

Uske Bahar Aate Hi Kutta Usko Dekh Ke Baag Gaya, Sherni Uske Piche Piche Baag Padi

Jungle Se Kuch Door Ek Sewrage Ka Chote Wala Pipe Pada Thha

Bhagte Bhagte Kutta Uske Anadar Guss Gaya

Sherni Ne Bhi Bina Kuch Soche Samjhe Us Pipe Ke Ander Guss Gayi

Ab Kutta Patla Tha Vo Pipe Ke Aage Se Nikal Gaya Par Sheni Ka Muh Fass Gaya Andar

Itne Mein Kutta Piche Se Aya Aur Sherni Ke Uper Chadd Ke Usko Chodne Lag Gaya

Sherni Ne Badi Koshish Ki Par Nikal Nahi Paa Rahi Thhi.

Kutte Ne Khub Maje Le Leke Usko Choda, Aur Chodne Ke Bad Vaha Se Baag Gaya

Kisi Tarha Se Sherni Pipe Se Bahar Nikli Aur Luta Pita Muh Leke Vapis Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Padi

Jaisi Hi Vo Andar Gussi Use Dekh Ke Sher Ne Pucha: “Marwa Aayi Gaand?

Sherni Ne Hairan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aapko Kaisi Pata?

Sher Rote Hue: “Kyunki Ki Vo Harami Do Baar Meri Bhi Maar Chuka Hai

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Comments

49 Comments

  1. Rashii says:

    Hahahahaha

  2. AVIRAL says:

    moral- biwi ko apne pati ki bat man jani chayea.

  3. Raj Bindaas says:

    Oye ye joke to mene tab suna tha jab mene west indies v nahi dekha tha

  4. rahul says:

    he he he.. gud yaar.

  5. Kajal says:

    Suna hua hai… But accha hai

  6. Anshul says:

    admin sir jokes suna huaa hai 3 years pahale, par bhut hasi aa raha hai. kher and ki line mai thoda sa chang karte aap ko k ye likhna chahiye tha ,kyo marwa aayi na gand, ya aeeee marwa aai na gand to or hasi aati,
    kapil my brothers ,and manish kaha ho. or kisi ka koi comments nahi dikah kya sab serni ki marte huye dekh rahe the kya.

  7. Shallu says:

    nice joke par suna hua hai tabhi pdkar hasi aayi

  8. Shallu says:

    admin baba coment to aprov karo kitni der ho gayi aap bhi bilkul sher ki tarah saant baithe ho

  9. Punit mumbai says:

    Very nice joke

  10. Anuj says:

    hahaha purana hai lalin acha hai

  11. Anuj says:

    Akele Rahna Bhi Kya Dard Hai…

    Kisiko Pakar Khona Bhi Kya Dard Hai…

    Chhin Leti Hai Duniya Usiko…

    Jiske Bina Jina Sabse Bada Dard Hai…

    ___________

    Itna Q chaha ki use bhula na sake…

    Itna Q paas aaye ki dur ja na sake….

    Ab tanhaiyo me baithe ye sochte hai…

    Q chaha use jise pa na sake…

    1. Raj Bindaas says:

      @Anuj sirf tumhare liye warna me shayri nahi likhta usse gahre jasbat ubhar kar samne aa jati hai…

      "Kahan koi mila jispar duniya luta dete,

      har ek ne dhoka diya kis kis ko daga kehte,

      apne dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha

      jo karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.."

      _________________________________________

      "Unki kismat ka v kaisa sitara hoga

      jinko meri tarah taqdeer ne mara hoga,

      kinare pe baithe log ye kya jane,

      dubne wale ne kis kis ko pukara hoga…"

      _________________________________________

      "zindagi ko khushi mein bitan sikh lo,

      anpne armano ko tum chupana sikh lo,

      zindagi mein kabhi gum chu nahi payenge

      bus tum har baat pe muskurana sikh lo"

      Anuj Bhai waise mere paas itna time nahi hai kisi ko itna samjhane k liye upar teen pakau shayri dedicate kar raha hu tumhare liye sudhar jao aur hamesha happy raho warna roj aise dus bhej kar pakata rahunga ek aur baat "kabhi zindagi me kisi k liye mat rona, kyunki wo tumhare "ansuon k kabil nahi" or "wo jo kabil hoga,wo tumhe kabhi rone nahi dega, samjhe? kya kaha malum hai to ispar chalta kyun nahi

    2. Dev says:

      this 1 was nice

  12. Sheela. says:

    Wah admin jok ho to esa such mai bhut mja aya thanx admin hme itna hsane k liye…
    Hi shweta kha ho aj kl dikhayi ni de rhi ho.

    1. manish says:

      sheela jaanu janeman jane bahar jane tamana jane jana janam chalo ishq ladaye sanam,,,,,munni kaisi hai sheela, tumhari jawani ne munni ko badnam kr diya yaaaaaaaar,,,,

  13. Satu says:

    Nice joke

  14. Rashii says:

    Hi sheela ji kaisi ho ap, apki prob solve ho gayi?

    Arush ji main yahi hu previous joke me apko mere he cmts milegae hehe

    1. Sheela. says:

      Ni rashii ji abi prob solv ni hui…. Ap btao kesi ho?

    2. manish says:

      arey rashii dear kya bat krti ho yaar sheela darling ki problem mai solve kr chuka hun u dont worry tum meri prob solve karo yaar,,,,,

  15. Ratan says:

    Gøod joke yaar.. Mazaa aagaya.. ** Mere paas bhi aysa ek joke hai par type karne k liya pura din lagega phir b bahu jaldi bejunga admin bhai.. Aur aap joke bhejne wale k naam b publish karo please….

    1. Admin says:

      Ratan main joke send karne wala ka naam nahi publish karta.. it is against the rule.. par tum comment mein bata sakte ho ki ye joke tumne beja hai

  16. Rashii says:

    Ratan ji mujhe cartoon dekhna, song sunna acha lgta hai

  17. Lofar says:

    Anuj mausam rana admin manish raavan dabang kapil al guys & divya

    ((~_~))

    _) (_

    /( . )( .)

    ) ( /

    '( (.) )'

    / /

    Lo Bhai jugad

    full night aish

    karo. . . .Maar le..

    1. Mausam says:

      Lofar bhai thanks for this jugad.

      aap ye dhandha kab se karte hain bhai shahab?hahahhahhaha

  18. arush says:

    hii…@rashiiji.. cograts aaj to aapne baazi maar li..main hi kabhi 1st nahi aata.. try karta hun bt.babaji kab publish kar dete hai pata hi nahi chalta……. bty,i like ur smile..hahahaha……..aise hi haste rehna alwaysss……

  19. arush says:

    arz kiya hai……abe irshad to bol…chalo koi baat nahi,arz kiya hai…… unki gali se gujarna ajeeb itfaaq tha, unhone ful feka hum pe, saala gamla bhi saath tha

  20. Sheela. says:

    Hey sb kha ho? Admin ji i miss u.

  21. K!shan Arya*** says:

    Thanx 2 all my frnds….Yaar maine to comnent karna apse hi sikha hai….And Admin apko bhi bahut-2 dhanyawad….Jo hum jaise yuth ko bold banate hai….And ladkiyo ki to bat hi choro wo bhi non veg pe comments likhti hai kya bat hai….Aam girls ki life bas kitchain se lekar bas bed room tak….But hum yaha bahut nya dekh rahe hai….

    U know hum westrn civilization me thode-2 modify ho rahe hai….Bas abhi thode hue hai jis din hum log road pe gand marwane lage na to samajh lo….Hum log indians nahi Great indians kahlayenge….

    BOSS…. BHARAT MAA KO….MAA NAHI SABKA BAP BANANA HAI….

    KYUKI MAA KO KOI BHI CHOD SAKTA HAI BUT BAP KA GAND NAHI MAR SAKTA….

  22. K!shan Arya*** says:

    Ths is k!shan Arya here….nd i m nw here….U know Boss….I m frm Kota aur mai yaha Bansal Classes me hu…I m teen ager….Fir bhi mai yaha dirty comments likhna pasand karta….U know why….So because man me hamesha gande bat hi rahti hai….Aur jab tak unhe bahar na karo tab tak man saf nahi hota….

  23. AVIRAL says:

    Divya darling , where r u ?

  24. Rashii says:

    Admin ji aj main 1st kaise aa gayi ,maine to kafi der baad cmt kiya kiya tha. Ap mujhe 1st dekhna chahte ho iska mtlb ye nhi ap dusro ko 2nd ker do hehehehe

    1. Admin says:

      Rashii ji main ek naya pasand sher hun.. mujh se esi ochi harkato ki ummed na karo… main bada safayi pasand aur insaan dene wala ek masum sa sher hooon
      jo hua apne aap hua.. mene kuch nahi kiya/… main bhi kisi ne comment hi na kara ho

  25. manish says:

    haan bhai yahan sher koun hai,,,,,hehehe

  26. manish says:

    divya darling kya hal hai,,,,,,tum kbhi sherni banne ki koshish mt krna,,,,,,hehehehe

  27. Rashii says:

    Shubhratri admin ji & sbko gudnite tc sd bye ohh sry admin ji apko shubhratri kaha ap to 4am sotey ho to apko suprabhat admin ji hehe

  28. Raj Bindaas says:

    Hi guys tum sabke liye kuch pesh karna chahta hu…

    Frndship is not history 2 4get, its not maths 2 calculate,

    Its not english 2 learn Its just like a tamil blue film –

    No need 2 understand just enjoy it

  29. tina says:

    @admin, hi way2heart mare liye ek naya anubhav tha accha laga.

  30. imran_snake says:

    ghatia kutta adult baat kar ke gand mar kar le gaya gehe he he he he

  31. Mausam says:

    Hahahahahaaa

    wah good very good ye bhi bahut achhchha hei Admin bhai

    Ab ye decide karo sabhi log ki aap logo me se sher kaun he aur Sherni kaun he?

  32. ranvj says:

    acha h…

  33. Shaan says:

    aweeeeeeeeeeesomeeeeeeeee…………….

  34. kish says:

    good joke

  35. Dhiraj says:

    @shaan, tu wohi hai na jisne mujhe 7monts pehle gandi galiya di thi…jab mein ekdum new tha saale..:).

  36. latest updates says:

    purana joke but achcha joke bahut din baad mood change ho
    gaya

  37. sweety says:

    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    too nice joke maja aa gya

    bechari shrni usne socha kuch aur kuch ho gya vo kutiya bankar rahe gyi..hahhaahaaa

  38. ShivRaj says:

    Exilent joke :)

  39. shashank says:

    very good yar

  40. rahul says:

    very nice joke

  41. Ankit@Singh says:

    Superb joke :-D

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