Sayane Pati Ki Sayani Soch

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Aksar Duniya Manti Hai Ki Pati Log Bevkoof Hote Hai, Par Aayiye Aaj Ek Aise Pati Ke Bare Mein Pade Jisko Duniya Ke Sabse Akalmand Pati Ka Award Diya Ja Sakta Hai
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Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Hui, Suhagrat Pe Usne Apni Patni Ki Gand Mari Aur Chut Ko Hath Bhi Nahi Lagaya.

Agle Din Phir Esa Kiya, Aur Ese Hi Lagatar Hafta Bhar Esa Karta Aur So Jata.

Biwi Ne Socha Ki Mera Pati Shayad Bevkoof Hai, Isko Kuch Aata Nahi, Vo Rat Ko Boli.

Biwi: “Suno Ji, Aap Piche Nahi Aage Dala Karo, Nahi To Hamare Bachhe Nahi Honge“.

Pati: “Mujhe Malum Hai Janu, Par Main Pura Businessman Hun, Tumhari Piche Wali Dukan Ko Roj Khulne Ki Adat Dal Raha Tha, Kyunki Aage Wali Dukan Mahiney Mein Paanch Din Band Rahti Hai

Hindi Version

एक लड़के की शादी हुई, सुहागरात पे उसने अपनी पत्नी की गांड मारी और चुत को हाथ भी नहीं लगाया.

अगले दिन फिर ऐसा किया, और ऐसे ही लगातार हफ्ता भर ऐसा करता और सो जाता.

बीवी ने सोचा की मेरा पति शायद बेवकूफ है, इसको कुछ आता नहीं, वो रात को बोली.

बीवी: "सुनो जी, आप पीछे नहीं आगे डाला करो, नहीं तो हमारे बच्चे नहीं होंगे".

पति: "मुझे मालूम है जानू, पर मैं पूरा बिजनेसमैन हूँ, तुम्हारी पीछे वाली दुकान को रोज खुलने की आदत डाल रहा था, क्यूंकि आगे वाली दुकान महीने में पांच दिन बंद रहती है"

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86 Comments

  1. Vickyssss says:

    hehehehehehheee…..

  2. Gorav says:

    Ye ek dum shi kha uske pati ne. Hena frds

  3. bheemrajjat says:

    admin va yar aaj kl meirei jokes ki nkl krne lga good jokes hehehuhuhaha

  4. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    joke samajh nahi aya…

    @jay….tumhari bhootni mujhe pareshaan karti rahti hai..kahti hai jay se milna hai…maine bola uska pata nahi hai mere pass….ha ha ha ha!!

  5. Anuj says:

    hehehehe nice joke

    @Dhiraj ab to tum bahat khush hoge kyoki yaha "Husbnd Ya Wife" ke sath-sath "Devar Ya Sali" mil "Gaya Ya Gayi" hai hehehe

  6. aki says:

    hahahahahahaha . acha joke hai

  7. Anuj says:

    @Samir thanx yaar ye batane ke liye ki Jay Gand mai Tel Lagwa ke marata hai…

    Ab samjh mai aaya Jay bar bar jane ki dhamki kyo deta hai. Hehehehe

    kyoki kal tune bola tha mai jaunga to mujhe koi Tel Lagane nhi aayega.

    Haan mujhe tel laga ke kya faida mai to marata nhi. Tel usko lagaenge sab jo Gand marta ho.

    Waise Samir Sarso tel kaise litre hai…? Hehehehe

    sory bura mat manana

    1. Samir says:

      Hehehe Thnku ji thanku ji,,,

      aur ishe sanda ka tel lga k mar

      hehehe

      JPR

      1. Anuj says:

        hehehehe

  8. Arthur says:

    Hahahaha! Nice joke i luv india and indians!

  9. bheemrajjat says:

    (patni chalisa)

    namo-namo patni

    maharani

    tumhari mahima koi

    koi na jane…!! 1 !!

    hamne samjha tum

    abla ho

    par tumto sabse badi

    bala ho…!! 2 !!

    jis din haath me

    belane aawe

    uss din pati khub

    chillave…!! 3 !!

    saare bad pe patni

    sove

    pati baith fashpar

    rove !! 4 !!

    tumse hi ghar

    mathura kasi

    aur tumse hi ghar

    satyanasi…!! 5 !!

    patni chalisa jo

    nar gave

    param dukh paave

    !! 6 !!

    1. aki says:

      hahahahaha , wah bhai bheem tune to bhut hi badia chalisa sunaya yar

  10. Jay says:

    heheheheheh Bewkoof ne ye nahi socha ki kahi Patni chorkar chali gayi to na Piche wali Dukan rahegai aur naa hi Aage wali Dukan rahegi.

  11. AJUBA says:

    Hahahahaha kya dimag hai nice joke @

    Admin bro vo haramkhor gaurav kon hai id se pata nahi lagaya? Ye sala vahi suvar hoga jo har mahine ke end me iski gand me khujli hoti hogi or dusri baat jok me paavan nam ka koi word hi nahi hai fir sale ki gand me kya dukha ? Sale ke hath bandh ke uski gand me garam garam saliya ghused denge tab uski gand ka vo keeda marega jo har mahine khujli karta raheta he

    1. Admin says:

      hehehehehe bas kar be,….. itna ganda hoke kisi ki gand nahi marte.. kisi aur ke liye bhi chhod dete hai

  12. Samir says:

    Rashi sali sahiba

    kya ap mere bache tilu pilu ko tution padhayengi,,pure 20 rupye mahine dunga,

    aur sali sahiba ap panchhy ko kyun nhi samjhati hain ki km khaye, wo kha kha k itni moti ho gyi h ki kl jb maryal JAY rikse wala k rikse pr baithi to bechara maryal jay jaisi hi rikse ko khincha baise hi behos ho gya,aur aj to hd hi ho gyi meri joru moti panchhy aj DARWAJE m hi fans gyi,,tb darbaja tor k nikalna pra,,,ishi liye maine ouse ghr s bhga diya,,huhuhu,panchhy aa jao na

    tum jaisi v ho meri joru ho huhuhuh

    JPR

  13. AJUBA says:

    Vikas thank you 4 wising All the best

    Core player downlod huva?

    N.khan ramzan monday ko magrib se start ho jaegi

    Kaha suni maaf or duva me yaad

    1. Vikash raj says:

      Ajuba Bhai site khul nahi raha hai( error )

      1. AJUBA says:

        Ups sory vikas mene av chek kiya site me likha hai server cresed side 2 din bad khulegi tab tak ye site se divxplayer downlod karlo http://mobiplanet.in s60v5 me jana video player select or ha usme charges link hogi rs99 us pe bhul se bhi click mat karna all the best

        @
        Admin bro veg site ka kya huva? Dekh pavuga ya mere gayab hone ke bam khulegi?

        1. Admin says:

          Kal sham ko

    2. N.khan says:

      ajuba bhai aap jante he ho ki ye mahina kitne barkato ka mhina h.
      insha allaah hum apko dua me jrur yaad rakenge.

      1. AJUBA says:

        Sukriya n.khan or iske bad wala mahina to barkato or nekiyo ka khazana jitna chahe ikattha karlo vahi kam aaegi

  14. pyare mohan says:

    good thinking

  15. Vikash raj says:

    Ha.. Yaar ghhata ho ja ye ga na business ka good joke

  16. sonu says:

    bakwas joke, koi naya nahi hai

  17. sonu says:

    Agar 'ThumsUp' wale

    viagra drink banaye to

    uska Brand Name kya hoga?

    Any guess?

    Well it'll be,

    "LUNDS-UP""

    Fuck The Thunder –

    Thok do Andar"

  18. Harsh kumar says:

    Mast hai

  19. Shri.muthmar.ji says:

    **Shayari**

    Jise koyal samjhe, wo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte the hume sharab peene se,aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla

    1. Sumit says:

      hahahahahahahahahahaha……………………..

    2. aki says:

      hahahahaha , nice poetry yar

  20. Princy says:

    Hello friends, yaar mujhe yahan ke max. Jokes samajh he nahi aate aur aate bhi hein to achhe nahi lagate. Mein to yahan sirf aap sab friends ke liye aati hoon. Aap sab bahut achhe ho. And samir, mere rajkumar mein to mujhe bahut quality chahiye, bilkul special. Aap sab he help karna meri use doodne mein!

    1. Sumit says:

      Waise jise tum dhhond rhi ho use bhi waise hi special ladki chayiye hogi. hehe

    2. Jay says:

      Princy ji agar humara Prince apni (TBG) wali Punch hata le to wo kaisa rahega ?????????

      1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

        Hey Jay…Nahi. Main Apni Punchh Nahi Katwaunga.. Bhale Princy Na Mile. Ek Main Hi To Yaha Punchh Wala Jaanwar Bacha Hoo……Princy Mujhe Pasand Nahi Karti To Kya Hua Main To Use Pasand Karta Hoo Na…

        Sab Samir Ki Vajah Se Hai.. Saale Ne Mere Jina Haraam Kar Rakha Hai.. Nonvegpur Me Aane Waali Har Ladki Se Mera Introduce Karwata Hai Sabse Bura Bana Kar… Aane Do Iss Baar Juice Me Viagra Mila Ke Dunga Saale Ko…

      2. Jay says:

        heheheh Prince bro. Samir kutte (Dogi)ko Juice Me Viagra Mila Ke dene k baad usko room me locked kar dena nahi to tere muhalle ki ek bhi Kuttiya nahi bachengi……..hehehehe
        Ek baar to wo Mere Dhiraj aur Pankaj ke satah tour par gaya thha to wo Jangal me bina Viagra wala juice peeye hi ke Bakari ko douda raha thha………hehehe

      3. Samir says:

        Prince
        tu kan khol kr k sun le,agr aj k bad tujhe princi ki trf mandrate dekha na bahut pitayi karunga teri,
        kyunki princi se ab m dosti krunga ,aur ouse apne poem s attract krunga,,ok
        aur viagra tu rkhe rh kl tere s milne aa rha hu, mera komu komu prince yumy yumy,,,mja aa jayega
        yahu

        JPR

    3. Samir says:

      Yar princi
      phle to ap kisi s dosti to kro,ouske bad hi pta chlega na,ousme kya quality h,,,
      YAR princi sayad ye v ho skta h,jo quality ap khoj rhi ho,,sayad ous me s kuch quality mujh m ho,,,to yar jb v ap bologi m tumhe apna introduction de dunga
      only frendship k liye,,,
      aur yar mujhe tumhare cmnt ache lgte hain,,ekdm alg ht k,,jaise mere cmnt hain,,aur yar real m tumhari dosti k khatir m abuse language bolna v chhor dunga
      agr tum chahogi tb

      JPR

  21. bheemrajjat says:

    jay kha ho yar

    rashii ji i miss

    pannci how r u?

    n.kahn sahb ram ram

    samir kya hal h

    1. N.khan says:

      bheemrat sorry yeh sahb ram ram ka matlab kya hota h.

    2. panchhi says:

      em gud bhim ji ap btao?

      1. N.khan says:

        panchhi ji aap kaha par rahti ho.

      2. Heart without beat says:

        Hey panchhi kem cho ka karo cho

      3. Sumit says:

        hey panchi kem choo, ki karu chu ki rahu chu good daychu. bye chu hehe

  22. aki says:

    Tumhe ye hasrate nakam se jal jate hai

    Hum charago ki tarah sam se jal jate hai

    Sama jis aag me jal jati hai numaaish k liye , Hum usi aag ,me GUmnam se jal jate hai

    Jab bhi aata hai tera nam mere nam ke sath jane ku log mere nam se jal jate hai.

  23. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    @panky,..thanx..but jay ko mujh par jara bhi tarash nahi aa raha….ab tum jay to nahi ho na…ab cmnt mere badlne wale hain….ab gum ki shayariya likhunga..tc dear.

  24. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    @JAY..help me!!!!! pleaseeeee!!! i m in serious problem……..

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      Hey Dhiraj….. Kya Hua? Batao Mujhe.

  25. Deep says:

    Nice joke

  26. Jay says:

    @ Anuj & Pankaj maine tun dono ka comments read kiya Ab mai bahut khush hun…….chalo ab mai tum dono ko ek-ek kiss deta hun lekin es baat ka Dhiraj ko pata na chalne paaye nahi to meri khair nahi……..hehehehe

  27. Jay says:

    @ Dhiraj yaar teri problem kya hai ????? batayega tabhi to teri help karunga……

  28. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    @prince,…jay ab mujhe avoid kar raha hai…..
    admin tu dosto main darar paida karwata hai na…dekh liya natiza..ab rosy bhi nahi hai jo mujhse khoob baate kiya karti thi…ajkal woh delhi mein jakie k saath ghoomti rahti hai…saara tera kiya karaya hai…
    26 no meri jindagi ka ashub no hoga…

  29. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    …….BHOSDIKE……
    B-billiyon ne jab rasta kata bhosdike,
    H-horn bhi na baja saka thok dia bichare ko bhosdike,
    O-omlet banana chaha sala sara undda toot gaya bhosdike,
    S-stove on kia to gas khatm ho gaya bhosdike,
    D-darwaja khatkhatya aunti ka to boli nahi hai gas bhosdike,I-iron karna tha kapde ko light kat gayi sala bhosdike,
    K-khat khat ki awaaz aee darwaza khola sala mehman tapak gaye bhosdike.
    E-ek ne pucha beta bottle rakhte ho…mene kaha saale yanha meri watt lagi hai…daru mangta hai bhosdike…..bhosdike.

  30. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    @Panky..mujhe saale waale mat bola karo..ok.

    1. pankaj says:

      wale kaha bola m….hehe

  31. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    @Jay,.gudnight…@}~
    @prince..gudnight
    @panky..gudnight,
    @samir…gudnight,
    @raju..gudnight,
    @anuj..gudnight,
    @n.khan..gudnight,
    @bheemu..gudnight
    @rashii di…gudnight,
    @harsha…gudnight,
    @princy..gudnight,
    @mahashree admin baba gudnight,
    aur baki logo ko bhi gud night..sweetdreams.

  32. Dhiraj(4 Dis life on says:

    @jay…eat well, sleep well, drink well,
    work well, live well,
    …tum jiyo hazaro saal aur muskaan rahe tum pe lakho baar..yehi hai mai aarzoo..tc dear.

  33. asif says:

    nice humoured joke good work admin dear,aaj k jamane me kisi ko hasi dilana kabile tarif hai, jyada tarif ho gayi ho to admin bhai thoda paad lena hahahahahaha

    1. Admin says:

      Heehe nop its ok

  34. Raj Bindaas says:

    Aaj jo me kehne ja rha hu jara seriously padhiyega,
    aaj mere sath nahi balki mere pure family k liye bahut hi bura din tha,
    aaj subah mera masoom bhanja ko khoon se lahu luhan kr dia gya, wo mahaj 14 yr ka hai eight std me padhta hai, uska jhagra kisi baat pr uske school k paas wale basti k ladko se ho gaya tha…jo itna gambhir roop le liya ki humlog kabhi sapne me v nai soche the, jb uski school se chuti huyi to use ek ladka bahane se school k piche le gya aur use buri tarah se 5-6 ladke milkar pita, aur to aur use astura se ghayal kr dia uske eyes k upar wala hissa N elbow fat gaya h, use itni buri tarah se mara gaya tha jaise wo log mere bhanje ki jaan hi lena chahte ho, khair kisi tarah se wo jaan bachakr apni tie ko apne hatho me lapetkr ghar aaya, uske baad se meri family ka bura haal h,

    mera bhanja bilkul v mere jaisa nahi h, wo bahut hi sidha sadha aur talented h, hairani ki baat ye h ki bachcho me jhagra to aam baat hai bt is tarah k jhagde agr honge to log apne bachcho ko kaha vejenge, jb school hi safe nhi raha to parents bhala kya kre, wo mera favorite bhanja hai aur aaj tak mene usko kabhi rone nhi dia aur un madarchodo ne uska khoon nikal dia?

    sari raat isi tension se so nhi paya hu, jb se ye khabar suna hu bs ek hi baat soch rha hu ki aisa kya kru ki un madarchodo k baap ko rona aa jaye

    log mujhe chahe kitna v galat samjhe mene kabhi bura nai kiya h kisi k sath sirf galat k sath bure k sath bura kiya hu bt fir v uparwala se puchta hu agr maine koi galti ki h to uska saja mere masoom bhanje ko kyu

    aaj me ek kasam khata hu jabtak in haram k pillo ko khoon k aansu na rola du me is site pr nhi aaunga, is site me to kya me apni har khushi ko tbtk k liye maar dunga

    1. Admin says:

      Hmmmmm

    2. Anuj says:

      Yaar ajeb baat hai… kaise bacche ho gye hai… khair tera bhanja kaisa hai

    3. N.khan says:

      apne bhanje ka dhyaan rakna….is site se kyu jarha h.

    4. dinesh says:

      raj yakinan jo hua us masoom k sath bura hua………ager m aapki jageh hota to un bacho per phiyically koi action nahi leta per ye b jaruri h ki bachai or khaskar vo bachA Jisne iss cruel kaam ko anjaam dia usai sabak mile verna uska confidence bad jayga ager usai is baat ki punishment nhi mili to vo bada hoker b asai kaam kerta rahega…to aap yeh ker saktey h ki us bachai k khilaaf kanooni kaaryavahi kare…bacho k liye b to special kaanoon or jail hoti h or ager aap kuch action loge to ye ladaai shayad or aagi tak badh jaye isliye take help of police …..

    5. Sumit says:

      Raj bhai me tere saath hu. koi help chayiye hogi to batana.

  35. Dhiraj[Gods favorite says:

    @raju,..main kanhunga yeh saari galtiya unke anpad parents ki hai…baccho main aise cheeje…bade hi paida karwate hain…un baccho ko apni galtiya ka ahsas karna padega nahi to woh sab bade hokar ghinone kam ko anjaam denge…unke maa baap kalank hai maa baap k naam par….paglo ki aulad bacche kya isi k liye paida karte ho!!! ..raju dont worry!!!…site mat chhodo plz!! ok!!…but un pillo ko unki galtiyo ka ehsas jaroor dilana…tc

  36. Dhiraj[Gods favorite says:

    @panky,.sorry meri jaan…tum mujhe kutta suwar pagal junglee bolo…mujhe koi fark nahi padta…he he kyonki tum meri jaan jo ho!! he he!!

    @jay to mere liye wohi rahega….lovely cute…usne to wada kiya hai ki woh meri banhon marega….woh to mera janm janmo ka 7thi hai….i respect and like him so much..:).

  37. Dhiraj[Gods favorite says:

    if u think u r looking beautiful or handsome…then u r mistaking….ur real beauty is your heart n mind….so improve ur beauty it costs nothing..c u..

    mera Jay kaisa hai…hehehaha…apna khayal rakhna jay…

  38. bheemrajjat says:

    dinesh aap kha se ho

  39. Gorav says:

    Gud nun frds howz u? ? ?

  40. N.khan says:

    yar admin aaj tune new joke comnt nhi kya is lye mazaa nhi aya.

    1. Admin says:

      aaj main dusri site pe kam kar raha hun aur udhr tum logo ko 10 15 Veg jokes milenge hehehehehe

      chal ab kam karne do..

      1. N.khan says:

        Admin dusri vgsite ko dekne ke lye kya karna padega

      2. AJUBA says:

        Wow lagta hai aaj site complet ho jayegi

        1. Admin says:

          Ho Gayi bhai,.

          aur dil se bolu to mene rat bhar aur subha se mehnat isliye ki.. kyunki tum kal se aa nahi sakte thhe..

          aur hehehe free mein teri seva nahi ki.. isliye ki kyunki tumne bhi bahut madad kari hai meri jokes send kar ke bhai

      3. AJUBA says:

        Aaila mere liye itni mehnat sukriya admin bro muze nahi pata tha site me jyada mehnat lagegi nahi to me force nahi karta vese bhi 1 month ke bad to aa hi javuga or mastjoks mast site hai thank you

        1. Admin says:

          abe to kahe ki chinta kar raha hai… vo to banani thhi ulta tera thanks kyunki ab vo jaldi ban gayi hai…

          vese bhi 2 3 bad ban jani thi, par mujhe laga ki bhai ne itni request ki hai.. pahle bana ke Ramzan ka gift de du

  41. kamdev says:

    acha hain

  42. panchhi says:

    hey raj dear unlogo ko sabak sikhakr ana ..best of luck frn

    1. Sumit says:

      kem choo?

      1. panchhi says:

        hu maja ma chhu..tame kem chho?

  43. Sumit says:

    »»»»»»»Proposal For Panchii By Me«««««««

    Kutta marr gaya razaai me,

    Mein nhi reh sakta teri judai me.

    Macharr pani me ter nhi sakta,

    Sumit tere bina jee nhi sakta…;)

    1. panchhi says:

      yaar tm kon ho?

      1. Sumit says:

        I'm Sumit. Doing Btech. 1st year from NIT durgapur. And u………….

      2. panchhi says:

        em panchhi B.A 3rd year stdnt aur kaha se hu ye to ap samaj h gaye hoge,

      3. Sumit says:

        Hey senior ho means ragging to ki hogi apne, kisi na kisi ki. chalo ek personal question puchna chahata hu……choro aap samjh hi gaye hoge…;)

  44. ayesha says:

    chii gande waha nai karna chahiye

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