School Male Hai Ya Female?

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Kya Kabhi Socha Hai Ki School Word Male Hai Ya Female? Aap Bhi Confuse Ho Gaye Hai To Sochiye Pappu Ne Iska Kya Jawab Diya Hoga. Padiye Is Joke Mein
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Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha

Golu: “Yaar Ek Baat To Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?

Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: “Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein Ghanta Bhi Hota Hai Aur Periods Bhi

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Golu 2 Pappu- School Male Hai Ya Female? Pappu- Yaar Ye To Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samaj Aya, Qki Isme Ghanta B Hota Hai Or Periods Bhi

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56 Comments

  1. deleted says:

    thanks ……
    deepak ji
    lalit mangla ji

    wife ne 2shirt di h …ek aaj pahan rakhi h.

    1. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

      aapki wife job karti hain bro?

    2. lalitmangla says:

      Good ab raat ko utaar di jayegi hahaha dont mind

  2. Anuj says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha maza aa gya solid (Y)

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  4. lalitmangla says:

    Yaar sidhi si baat hai school chakka hai

  5. @@Pandit@@ says:

    Yaar admin. Maine last week 2 punjabi shers submit kiye the. Plz us section ko b update kar do.

  6. HPS (harendra chaudhary) says:

    Superb joke….

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Online kyon nahi milta

  7. lalitmangla says:

    Are joke kahan hai admin

  8. Ravi Tyagi says:

    DELETED BROTHER…

    Khuda door rakhe tumhe gamo ki parchhaiyon se…

    Janam din mubarak ho mere dil ki gehraaiyon se…
    Happy B’day once again

  9. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Admin bro humare hi jokes chipka dete ho…

  10. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Bikhre Rishto ko koi Roop de do…
    Khilte Phoolo ko koi thodi Dhoop de do…
    Aapki yaad aayi to ye Cmnt kiya humne…
    Aap bhi hamari yaad aane ka koi Saboot de do…

  11. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Dil hua zakhmi par unko koi khabar nahi,
    Meri chahto ka un par koi Asar nahi,
    Door hokar tumse koi jeete ji mar jayega,
    Ye Sun kar usne kaha ‘Ye Koi Badi Khabar nahi…!’

  12. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Aye Dekhne wale meri tuti hui kashti ko na dekh…

    Hausla ab bhi hai isme Tufaan se takrane ka…!

  13. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Cool Love Story…

    Ek Ladka tha wo apne pados ki ek Ladki se bahot pyar karta tha…
    Par wo ussey apne pyar ka ijhaar karne se darta tha.. Ek din usne himmat juta kar ussey bola-
    I Love U, Main tumse bahot pyar karta hu, Tum mere liye duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho…

    Ladki boli- magar Tumhare pichhe to mujhse b khubsurat ladki khadi hai..!

    Ladka pichhe palat kar dekha to vahan koi nhi tha…

    Ladki ne kaha- Agar tum pichhe palat kar nhi dekhte toh main shayad tumse pyar kar leti… Par ab nahi.

    Moral- Abe moral voral kuch nhi bus Ladki thodi chalak nikli..

    Ladka kuch sochkar fir bola- Koi baat nhi aapki marzi, Par ye Maine jo aapke liye Dimond Ring laya tha iska kya karu?

    Ladki- Le… Kya main apne Jaanu se mazak bhi nahi kar sakti…

    1. Dev Jaiswar says:

      Sahi hai bhai,ladke ne sab boys ki naak uchi kar di
      Tit for Tat

  14. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Chhod Diye Maine Wo Dhandhe…

    Jinke Anjaam The Gande…

    Ab Toh Saara Din Main Mandir Me Bitaunga,

    Is Ganesh Chaturthi ke Baad, Main Ek Nayi Ladki Pataunga…
    .
    .
    .
    Hat Jao Kameeno Mujhe Mandir Jaane Do…!

  15. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Lady- Doctor mera hole bahot bada hai..
    Doctor (hole dekhte hue)- Ye to gufa hai, ye to gufa hai, ye to gufa hai….
    Lady- Isme 3 baar kehne ki kya jarurat hai..?
    Doctor- Bhen ki lodi, meri Awaza Goonj rhi hai..

  16. lalitmangla says:

    Are ab ka joke kahan hai

  17. Priya says:

    hehe..good joke :P :)

  18. Deepak says:

    Del bro, yaha k bht se frnds aj site pr nh a paye h… Mai un saare frnds (mai sochta hu ki itna to mera haq banta h apne sare frnds pr..) …ki taraf se ap ko birthday wish krta hu.,…

    Ap jiyo hazaro saal…

    1. deleted says:

      thanx deepak

  19. Priya says:

    @DEL JI …..
    Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
    May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

    1. deleted says:

      thanx priya ji….

  20. Nitesh says:

    @deleted bhai happy birthday..! have a great year ahead..!

    1. deleted says:

      thanx nitesh

  21. deleted says:

    thanx for birthday wishes….
    deepak
    priya
    nilesh
    tyagi
    aby
    prity
    and all users and readers too

    dosto aaj ka din bahut good raha …aaj mujhe company ki taraf se Dell ka naya laptop milla h…and ye cmt mein usi se kar raha hun….
    abhi party khatam kar ke aaya hun…..

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Mubarak ho Deleted bro…
      Meri dil se dua hai ki aap u hi tarkki ki sidhiyaa chadhte raho..
      Good Night bro…

  22. deleted says:

    thanx lalit mangla ji

    1. sanjay41 says:

      del bhai HAPPY BIRTHDAY & sorry sab se late wish shayd meri hi hogi

  23. Chirag says:

    Waah, waah….. What a genuine thinker our Pappu.

  24. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Frnds aaj aap logo pura mood khrab kar diya… Kisi ka pata nhi,
    kal main bhi gayab rahunga…

    Good night swt drm & tk cr

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      @ Ravi Tyagi bro… Aap dosto pe narz mat hoiye…
      Kyuki Night me Aapka mood kharab huwa thha.
      Toh mera bhi Samne se Underwear kharab ho gaya thha ;)

      Ab hum kya karey ????
      Apni gf se hum naraz to nahi ho saktey ……………hehehehehe :)

  25. deleted says:

    gud mrng frnds

    1. lalitmangla says:

      Good morning friend

  26. parle g says:

    aap log India mai koi sote nai ho puri raat?

  27. Jay ♥ says:

    @Del bro… Sorry……..
    Sabhi dosto ne aapko kal 26, Sept. ko he kar diya :P
    Mai he nahi kar paya hun. Sab dosto k piche rah gaya :(
    So Mai bhi sabhi dosto k piche se he Aaz aapko kar deta hun :)

    ~*~*~*~*~*~*~~ HAPPY BIRTHDAY B.B. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

    Hehehehehehe………. B.B. Means kuch galat mat samjhna dosto……..

    B.B. = Big Brother ;)

    1. deleted says:

      thanks jay…..

  28. Jay ♥ says:

    Aye Chand Duwa Hai Tujhse,
    Na Chamka Itni Chandni,
    Teri Chandni Mujhe Bada Satati Hai,
    Tere Jaisa Tha Meri Sweetheart Ka Chehra,
    Tujhe Dekh Wo Mujhe Yaad Aati Hai… :( :( :( :'(

  29. Vijay says:

    Good Morning Dosto. Belated Happy Birth Day Del Bro n also congratulation for d gift which u got from office side.

  30. Vijay says:

    Ek baar Admin ko official tour par ghar se 6 month k liye dur jana pada. @Bhabhiji ne phone kiya-“Darling aapki bahut yaad h to aapki photo dekh leti hu.”@ Admin-“Kyun kabhi aawaj sunane ka man nhi karta?”@ Bhabhiji-“karta h na tab kutte ko laat mar deti hu.”

  31. deleted says:

    aaj fir joke nahi aaya…lagta h admin aaj fir haveli gya hua h….hehehe

    1. Jay ♥ says:

      hehehehe…….. Kiski Haveli Admin gaya huwa hai ??????
      Kya yaha k users/frnds kam pad gaye jo ab Thakuro ki Haveli “G” marwane jana shuru kar diya hai :P

  32. Vijay says:

    IMPOSSIBLE is nothing….. when a MAN tries…. a WOMAN cries….

  33. lalitmangla says:

    Admin tujhe jyada bhookh lagti hai kya joke khane laga

  34. Monica Sharma says:

    Husband:
    Ye lo 250 rupaye, sara din auto chalaya 500 kamaye aur 250 ka tel laga.

    Wife :
    Ye lo 1490/-,
    1 ghanta laga,
    1500 kamaye aur 10 ka tel laga :P :-D

  35. Dev Jaiswar says:

    Kya dost kaisa hai ?????

  36. deleted says:

    aaj k joke nitesh dega….

    exams over nitesh…..???

    sanjay41…thanx for wishing….

  37. Nitesh says:

    haan @deleted jee xam end ho gaya…!

  38. Nitesh says:

    Ek bihari babu honeymoon pe Ja Raha Tha.

    Train Khali Thi. Samne ek Angrez Aa K Baith Gaya.

    Bihari Ne Socha; Agar Yeh Meri Biwi se sex kare, To Bachha Gaon Me Sabse Gora Hoga.

    Usne Angrez Ko bata diya.

    Bihari Pehra Dene laga aur Angrez Ne Uski Biwi se sex kiya.

    Bihari Ne Socha, Agar Ek Baar Me
    Conceive Na Hua To free me
    Lugaai thuk Jayegi & Gora Bachha Bhi Nahi Hoga.

    To Usne Angrez Ko 2nd time sex karne ko bola.

    Sex ke baad Bihari fir bhi tension me.

    Angrez Ko 3rd time K Liye Bola.

    Angrez: “Sorry Dude ! I had only 2 Condoms. Now its ur turn,
    she is very tight…Enjoy…”

    Bihari Babu Behosh..! :-p

  39. Nitesh says:

    Ladki apni marzi se DE to Pyar,

    Dost DILAYE to Uphar,

    Ghar wale DILAYE to Sanskar,

    Aur hum LE-LE to,

    Section-376-IPC ke tahat

    Balatkar..! ;-)

  40. Nitesh says:

    Tera Hijar Mera Naseeb Hai ,Tera Gum Hi Meri Hayat Hai

    Mujhe Teri Duri Ka Gum Ho Kyu,Tu Kahin Bhi Ho Mere Saat Hai ♥

  41. Nitesh says:

    Tribute to Our favourite word ‘lauda’
    a multi purpose word used in many ways..
    for example..
    Class chalenge?
    -lauda chalenge

    Padhai kiya?
    -lauda kiya..

    chal be party de..
    -lauda party?

    exam postepone ho gaya be..
    -ajeeb laudapanti hai be..

    uska accident ho gaya be..
    -le lauda..

    notes banaya?
    – lauda banaya..

    abe 500 Rs. de na.
    -lauda lega?

    Dis way energy is saved from speaking many lines..all thanks to our lauda.!

  42. Nitesh says:

    Jism ki qubrat ke liye mil jaete hai hazaro log. .

    Maina ek shaks ko chaha tha sirf Mohabbat ke liye

  43. deleted says:

    gud nitesh enjoy now……

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