Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai

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Ladka Ladki Se Puchta Hai: “Jab Tum Ladkiya Susu Karti Ho To Seeti Ki Awaj Kyu Nikalti Hai

Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Kyunki Hamare Pass Tum Logo Ki Tarha Silencer Nahi Laga Hota Na

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57 Comments

  1. azhaan says:

    theek thaak

  2. VickyMeena says:

    Ladkiya us silencer ko lene ke din raat tapadti hai..

  3. renu sharma says:

    hi.. boys.. meri siti ki awaz bhi koi sunega kya………..

    1. remo says:

      ku nahi renu sunao na

    2. shail says:

      zaroor sunna chahunga

  4. NIL says:

    us ladki ko Shailencer chahiye.

  5. shafiq says:

    ladkiya seeti bajakar chodne ke liye invite karti hain ha ha ha…….

  6. VickyMeena says:

    Hi renu..wanna see my silencr

  7. MS says:

    mai to apne silencer se ladkiyo ki citi band kr deta hu.

  8. Sameer Gaur says:

    Hi Renu. U r too sexy.

  9. riya says:

    ae koi meri chut me ungli karna chahta hai?

  10. raj says:

    koi hamare silencer ko bhi dekh lo renu siti bajaoo

  11. RAHUL says:

    HI RENU ,CT BAND KARANA HAI KYA

  12. Raja mastana says:

    Are is RENU ki siti ko koi band karo sali ek number k rand hai.

  13. jiya says:

    yaar yaha bhi silncer daal do koi…bahut awaz hai iski

  14. VickyMeena says:

    Riya koi ungli nhi karne wala …..kyoki koi apni ungli gandi karna nhi chahta

  15. monty sardar says:

    admin ab meri dhyan se baat sun tune mere 103 comments reject kar diye,kyon ki tu admin hai,lekin mae chahun tau alag alag p.c. se,alag alag naam se,alag alag mailid se comments bhej sakta hun aur roj bhej sakta hun,lekin tum chaho tau baat yahin khatam ho sakti hai,bas tu mujse maafi maang le aur ash kar,ek baat aur mae batana chatha hun monty sardar kabhi tha hi nahi kyon ki mae agar apne alsi naam se comments deta tau gali mujhe hi lagti,lekin maene monty sardar ka naam isliye liya ki wo maa ka loda mera dushman hai aur tu admin means sameer hai aur tu mera naam kabhi jaan nahi payega, maene ek teer se do nishane lagaye hai.. ha ha ha

    1. admin says:

      Monty Ya Ashish chahe to jo marjo ho. tune jitni bakwas karni hai kar le. mera meter mein bill nahi aata. tu alag alag pc chahe 500 use kar le. i dont care.
      Best tere liye yahi rahega ki aram se chup chap beth ja joke pad le aur maje le, nahi padne to mat padd site ko chod de par yaha ka environment kharab mat kar.
      Aur rahi bat Maafi ki, us cheez ko tu bhul ja. Maafi main sirf Rabb se hi mangta hun. So its best ki juban ko lagam dena sikh le.
      I dont care tu chahe jo marji nam use kar monty ka kar ya shonty ka. kisi ke gali dene se koi gali lag nahi jaati.

  16. vicky says:

    renu ke moon mein silencer daalo siti apne aap band hojaegi

  17. MURARI KUMAR says:

    hi riya where r u located main hoo na teri chut mein ungli karne wala

  18. rsu says:

    suna hua joke h …..but ok

  19. rsu says:

    admin….bahut aacha kiya us monty sardar ka jawab deke……jaise ko taisa…..

  20. Rakesh says:

    silencer to seeti se bhi jyada aawaj kerta h

  21. Sumit singh says:

    Are yar jhagdo mat ladkiyo ki siti band karo… Bechari silencer lene ko tadaf rahi he..

  22. yukti says:

    faltoo jokes.

  23. monty sardar says:

    OK,ADMIN MAE AB KUCH COMMENTS NAHI KARTA,ITS OVER NOW I WAS GETTING TEMPERD LEKIN EK BAAT MAE AUR CLEAR KAR DETA HUN KI MERE NAAM KE MEANS MONTY SARDAR KE NAAM KE KUCH COMMENTS,I THINK 3OR4 COMMENTS WO MAENE NAHI BHEJE,KISI NE MONTY SARDAR KA NAAM USE KARKE BHEJE HAI,WO MAE BEFORE YESTERDAY BATANA CHAHTA THA, BUT I WAS GETTING HIGH TEMPERED.SO AAGE SE MERA KOI BHI COMMENTS MONTY KE NAAM SE NAHI AAYEGA, AUR KISI AUR NAAM SE BHI SAYAD KABHI NAA AAYE,NOW I END THIS TOPIC GRACEFULLY,HOPE U UNDERSTAND…….

    1. admin says:

      Monty, its fine tum gusse ki vajah se comment na karo to ye galat hoga. Enjoy yaar ye sab chalta rahta hai. Galiya tumne ya maine di to kya hua now ab to dil clear hai na.
      Tumhare naam se agar kisi ne galat comments kiye hai to main check kar ke delete kar dunga
      And agar meri kisi bat ka bura laga ho to yaar sorry. Kya karu mujhe b bada gussa ata hai
      Anyway thanks dear

  24. sam says:

    riya ki chut se ziyda moo se siti baj rahi hai koi iske moo me silencer dalo…….

  25. kapil says:

    fight fight bnd kro
    dogy ki potty saff kro

  26. Raja mastana says:

    Wah admin tumne to monty k maa bahan chod di. Jiya tum mera silencer laga lo awaz ekdum nahi ayegi

  27. renu sharma says:

    hi… vicky .. u seem erotic… wanna lick my pussy????????????

  28. sunny says:

    …city bajne k liye chood choti honi chahiye….

    Riya

    ,Renu

    ,Nisi

    sorry YAAR I THINK tumhari CHUD BADHI H…CITI NAHI BAJEGI..

  29. sunny says:

    yukti ki chod se citi bajegi per koi pucho??wo mera silencer use karegi kya????.

  30. sunny says:

    admin aapne to monty sarder ko KARARA JAWAB DE KER MONTY ka muh band ker diya…BADAI HO SIR

    1. admin says:

      Sunny, Badhayi deni hai to Monty ko do jisne is bat ko yahi khatam kar diya, agar vo is bat ko na khatam karta to pata nahi ye sab kab tak chalta rahta.
      Hum paglo ki tarha ek dusre ke maa behan ko galiya dete rahte
      kitni hairani ki baat hai ki galti hum karte hai aur log galiya hamari family ko dete hai.

      Anyway duniya hai ese hi chalti hai kya kara jaye. aap log Jokes pado aur khush raho hamesha haso yehi dua hai hamari.

  31. nomi says:

    yar mughe chini ki bori kholna ata hai taki siti band ho, ok guys

  32. nomi says:

    ungli krna glt bat hai han lund mango abhi mms kr denge bolo riya.

  33. B@D BH@I says:

    admin bhai apka style mujhe achcha laga pata chalta hai ki aap kitne saaf dil k insaan ho aur monty bhai tumhe bhi apni had mai rehkar hi koi comment karna chahiye ..

    aur han admin maine apko ak mast joke submit kiya tha plz use post kar do bhai ..

    1. admin says:

      B@D Bh@I, Thanks n Dear is duniya main koi galat aur koi sahi nahi hai sab dimag ki confusion hai.
      Aur pls apne joke ka naam bataye main use aaj hi submit kar dunga.

  34. sonu says:

    hai mare jaan chct kab da re ha bhot man kar ra ha

  35. sameer says:

    now its good. "Jab dost banakar kaam ho sakta hai to Dushmani kyu?

    Anyway, ye jiya aur riya ladkiya hain hi nahi, chutiya bana rahi hain.

  36. nagesh says:

    girls kya silencor laga kar mut lengi

  37. nilabh says:

    Ye 2o-2o match jo admin aur monty me hua es mein jeet dono ki hui. Jeet ka base monty ne banaya r anjaam taak admin le gaya. So man of d match monty ne jiti lakin dil admin le gaya. Any way, frnd. Ek dusre ko gali do just for fun but apni maa, bahan ke izzat rakh.

  38. Mohit says:

    @##@@@##!!! yaar samjh nahi aa raha ki meri seeti kyon bajti hai? lagta hai mera silencer thik karwana padega

  39. yukti says:

    sunny tera silencer phat jayega

    1. sunny says:

      yukti teri chud fat jayegi …. 1000 ki bet lag gai..

  40. ravi says:

    chalo thik hua dono well rehna …

    mujhe to monty sardar ka aisa hi kuch lag rha tha

    ok monty keep reading jokes aur ADMIN ,yaar jokes mere paas bhaut he mene pehle bhi pucha tha ke jokes kese submit karne he

  41. PaNkAj says:

    ladki city babdh karo varana unki city train ki tarah ho jayegi aur bakavash mat karo city o ko bandh karo means city ko horn jitna bada karo do k koi city vali kabhi ganta na bajaye..

  42. VickyMeena says:

    Renu tell me us contact no.

  43. mahesh says:

    Silencer se bhi awaj aati hai suni nahi hai kya?

  44. nomi says:

    yukti i m new guy can u suk my german silencor.lund wo jo yukti man bhaye ok guy

  45. nilabh says:

    Yukti mera silencer tere gand mein fit hoga kiya aake cheak kar na?

  46. navi says:

    all girls dont try the silencers, use loda's its the original one

  47. ankit singh says:

    mera koi check karega any girl kyoki ye baat sunte hi kai ladke bhi taeyar ho jate hay yaha

  48. sweety says:

    mujhe chod ankit..main tujhe gabru jawan mard bana dungi

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