Sex Jaye Par Light Na Jaye

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Santa Aur Uski Wife Ek Bar Sex Kar Rahe The. Ek Dum Se Pankha Ghumna Shuru Ho Gaya.

Santa: “Abe Oye Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun.”

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Wife: “Haan, Main Bhi Pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun, Yeh Kanjrkhana To Baad Mein Bhi Ho Jayega.”

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