Sex Jaye Par Light Na Jaye

Santa Aur Uski Wife Ek Bar Sex Kar Rahe The. Ek Dum Se Pankha Ghumna Shuru Ho Gaya.

Santa: “Abe Oye Light Aa Gayi, Pehle Main Apna Phone Charge Kar Leta Hun.”

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Wife: “Haan, Main Bhi Pehle Motor Chala Ke Paani Bhar Leti Hun, Yeh Kanjrkhana To Baad Mein Bhi Ho Jayega.”

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      1. devendr says:

        kash mera hota hehehehe
        lakin mera hota to mujhe pata hota kyuki Lund to mai hi dalunga na hehehehe

        per mere hisab se vo shayad baba ji ka ho sakta h hehehe
        kyo ki santa ki wife kai bar jokes mai putra prapti k liye baba sexydas ji ki sharan mai ja chuki h hehehehe

  1. devendr says:

    dosto kya koi mujhe bata sakta h ki GAY ka sex structure kaisa hota h

    maine google pe khoob search kiya lakin pata hi nahi chala

    isliye yadi kisi ko pata ho to bata dena

      1. Dr.Sex (devendr ☺☻û) says:

        pehle HIV ka test karvao
        yadi negative aaye to sex karo

        or tu hi bata
        yadi negative aaye to bhi kya condom lagayenge hehehehehehe

        mujhe to nahi lagana
        tu lagaye to laga lena ☺☺☺

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