Sex Karne Ke Kitne Leti Ho?

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Ladka Call Girl Se: “Ek Bar Sex Karne Ke Kitne Paisi Leti Ho?

Callgirl: “Kyu Puch Raha Hai?

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Ladka: “Paiso Ka Hisaab Lagana Hai

Callgirl: “50 Rs, Tere Paas Kitne Hai?

Ladka: “70 Rs Hai, Chal Aaja

Durind Sex Callgirl Ladke Ke Aand [Balls] Pakadkar Boli: “Ye Kya Hai?

Ladke Ne Kaha: “Ye Lund Ke Bhai Bandhu Hai

Callgirl: “To Inhe Bhi Andar Ghusa De Na Wo 20 Rs Ka Note Bhi De Dena

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68 Comments

  1. ravi says:

    joke yaar

  2. jatt fantasy says:

    ye 50 m marwne ko taiyaar h ..admin mujhe iska address de

    mere pass 100 rupey h

  3. Punit mumbai says:

    Agar ush ladke ke pass 100 rupaiya hota toh

    1. SEDUCER says:

      @punit, agar 100 hote to 30 rs. Or le ke jhaante b le leti.

      Sent on a phone using T9space.com

    2. piyush says:

      just imagine…

      ladke ke paas Rs70 hai to call girl ne 6 inch lamba

      lund ghuswaya.

      lekin agar ladke ke pass Rs840 hota to kya hota…???

      ?

      ?

      ?

      ?

      call girl pure ladke ko andar ghusa leti.

    3. wicked says:

      100 rs. hote toh 30 mein teri gand mein bhi dal deta

  4. DHIRAJ says:

    OMG! vulgar n stupid joke.

  5. kapil dev says:

    kya baat hai yaar aisi ladkiya kaha milti hain,jo khud hi pakad k andar daal den

  6. lavesh says:

    admin ,, mujhe bhi no. dena ..add ma apne aap le lunga…..aur ma 200 dena ko taiyaar hu

  7. DISHANT says:

    areh yeh aaj ki callgirls bhina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. Nalayak says:

    Joke unhen hi bura lagta hai jinhe samajh me nahi aaata

    Waise Randi ne kafi subsidy di thi apne choot per

  9. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    kya jamana aa gaya hai 50 me sabji/bhaji nahi milti, lekin 50 me khud hi chodne wali ladki mil jati hai…….

  10. SEDUCER says:

    Lavesh 200 me mil to jayegi lekin wo choot nhi gufa hogi jisme 8 lund ek sath chale jaye.

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  11. Sameer Sachdeva says:

    Ama no. Lekar kya karoge. Pehle kuch karne me belive karo.

  12. Pooja says:

    nice joke

    1. pankaj says:

      hello pooja. are you on facebook?

  13. kapil dev says:

    Dheeraj yaar ye to mene gaur hi nhi kiya ki wo mera under wear dekhti hogi,ab samaj me aaya tabhi wo baar baar jhuk k niche ki or dekha karti thi

  14. kapil dev says:

    Rukshana ji me apko batana chahta hu ki rosy lesbian nhi hai,plz dubara uske bare me aisa mat bolna

  15. sam no .1 says:

    nark me sabse aage ..HINDUSTANI.. he honge admin bhai……

  16. Rosy says:

    Kaisi ladki h? Only money matters?

    1. SAHIL says:

      uski kuch zyada hi badi hogi

  17. kalpana says:

    dhondo to har cheez milti hai.

    1. Rakesh says:

      Ha, magr itni sasti chut kismatwalo ko milti he

  18. Nishat Syeed says:

    sali ki chut phat jayegi

  19. yukti says:

    ladko ki jeb kab se bhar gayi

    1. piyush says:

      @yukti ladko ki jeb tab se bhar gayi

      jab se ladkiya saste mein nipatna

      suru ho gayi.

    2. Rakesh says:

      Jab se chut burrgar se sasti ho gai…

  20. Anuj says:

    ghatiya joke…

    Ache Joke Ka Koi Mening nhi hota…fir b hasi aati h…

    Lkin is joke se sb kuch gayab hai

  21. DHIRAJ says:

    Ravi u r mixture of hotty+sexy+mindy+good lover right!.

  22. nagesh says:

    bechara larka, ek hi andu ghusana be, Rs 10 bach jayenge wo tere ghar jane ke kam ayega nahi to gand marate hue paidal jana parega chchchch….

    1. sunny says:

      tu naya nagesh h na

  23. Hema says:

    Choot ka bhosda bana diya

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Hi hema woh toh mai bhi bana sakta hu. If u r agree.

  24. Rosy says:

    @kapil, thnj u

  25. Rosy says:

    @kapil, thank u!

  26. Diljit says:

    rosy! jatt is me….

  27. Hard & Deep says:

    Kuch maja nahi aya. So so tha

  28. Raja_Hyd says:

    20 rupai bhi jayenge aur dono andoo ka omlet bhi banega….

  29. kapil dev says:

    always welcome dear ROSY

  30. Punit mumbai says:

    Yukti i miss u.

  31. Punit mumbai says:

    Meri frnds mansi,pia,aaliya shayad busy hai

    1. Aaliya chocoBebo says:

      Hiii punit..,,yaar i went 2 pune….nw m back..!!!! m nt at all busy 4 u dear….u r my gud frnd…..missng u……….tk-cr…

  32. Punit mumbai says:

    Hi pooja itne din kaha thi aap.

  33. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    ladkiyo ki chut ka daam to sayar market se bhi tezz gir raha hai.

    Admin kisi sasti chut wali ka pata do yaar, kamse kam chut darsan to ho jayenge…

  34. viju puna says:

    bhosada kya hota hai hema

  35. raj3399 says:

    NISE JOKES

  36. Vickyssss says:

    hai kisi ladki me himmat jo aand[balls] ko ander le sake..

    1. riya says:

      ladki ki choot ko kya tumne apni chaddi samajh rakha hai jo sab kuch dalwana chahte ho

  37. Pratap Singh says:

    Dekho Doston HEMA Apna Anubhav Bata Rahi Hai Waise Hema Kisne Banaya Tumhari Choot Ka Bhosda…… Ab To Sab Kuch Dhila Ho Gaya Hoga Bhosda Banne Ke Bad.Chudne Me To Problem Hota Hi Nahi Hoga Pata Nahi Kitno Se Chudi Hogi………..

  38. Punit mumbai says:

    Tan se tan mila,sharir se sharir mila,aesi ragadpatti lagayi safed hi safed nikla.

  39. nagesh says:

    admin bro ye shivani wala add me sahi hai kya, chudegi kya wo

    1. admin says:

      Nagesh mere to shivani ke sath kar liy aage teri kismat hehehe

  40. yukti says:

    punit kya hua

  41. yukti says:

    ladke ladki ke liye saste ho gaye hai

  42. Vickyssss says:

    yukti ji aap ladke bulati ho kya jo itne confidance se bol rhi ho.

  43. rahul says:

    yukti yaar ye baat sahi nahi hai aaj bhi call girl hi jayada hai.

  44. Punit mumbai says:

    Yukti ji akele akele kya hoga aap saath de toh bahut kuch hoga.

  45. nagesh says:

    no sunny brother mai wahi nagesh hun

  46. sona says:

    callgirl ki itni badi hoti h

    1. Punit mumbai says:

      Kitni

  47. Deepak_Mumbai says:

    Sona Darling ek hafte RAAT/DIN dono sift me chudwo lo khud malum pad jayega.!!!!

  48. riya says:

    tum log kya chodte hi rehte ho jo itna gyan prapt kiya hai!!!!!!!!!!

  49. riya says:

    agar ho sake to mujhe bhi thoda gyaan dena

  50. Vickyssss says:

    riya yar tu kahan aa gai,.. Yaha par teri b fad di jayegi…phr mat boliyo itna bada hole ho gya hai

  51. Akshay says:

    @yukti ladko ki jeb ladkiyon ke liye bhari hi rehti hai

  52. allen sagar says:

    admin it is good one

  53. Pradeep Mahapatra says:

    mast hai

  54. sexy says:

    dekha………..oorat ka dil kitna bada hai !sabko sama leti hai>……….

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