Sex Karne Wala Bandar

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Market Mein Ek Bhabhi Ne Chalte Hue Dukaan Pe Laga Board Dekha.

Sex Karne Wala Bandar“.

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Bhabhi Bahut Khush Hui Aur Dukaandaar Se Ek Bandar 4000 Rupees Mein Kharid Leti Hai.

Dukaandar Sath Mein Use Ek Paper Bhi Deta Hai Jis Par Bandar Ko Istemaal Karne Ka Tareeka Likha Tha.

Bhabhi Ghar Ja Kar Us Paper Ko Padhti Hai. Usme Likha Hota Hai,

“Bandar Ko Nehla Kar Aur Khud Naha Kar Bed Pe Let Jaye, Baaki Kaam Bandar Khud Kar Lega.”

Bhabhi Khushi Khushi Bandar Ko Nahlati Hai Aur Khud Bhi Nahati Hai. Uske Baad Bed Pe Jaake Let Jaati Hai, Lekin Bandar Baitha Rahta Hai Aur Kuch Nahi Karta.

Bhabhi Ek Baar Fir Use Nehla Kar Aur Khud Naha Kar Bed Par Let Jaati Hai, Lekin Bandar Fir Bhi Kuch Nahi Karta.

Pareshaan Hokar Bhabhi Firse Paper Khol Ke Padhne Lagti Hai. Usme Neeche Likha Hota Hai,

“Pareshaani Hone Par Dukaandar Ko Phone Kar”.

Bhabhi Dukaandaar Ko Phone Karke Bolti Hai,

“Aapka Bandar To Bilkul Bhi Kaam Ka Nahi Hai, Aap Ise Aakar Check Kare.”

Dukaandaar Thodi Der Baad Us Bhabhi Ke Ghar Pahuch Jaata Hai. Vo Bandar Ko Apne Samne Ek Table Pe Bithata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,

“Dhyan Se Dekh, Mai Tumhe Aakhri Baar Karke Dikhane Wala Hu.”

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