Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi

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Ladkiya Ek Hi Bahana Mar Ke Ladko Ko Sex Na Karne Se Chup Karva Deti Hai Aur Wo Hai Shadi Se Pahle Kuch Nahi. To Is Baat Tod Nikala Hai Apne Pappu The Great Ne
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Pappu Ki Girlfriend Usko Hamesha Apne Sath Sex Karne Se Mana Kar Deti Thi

Ek Din Dono Market Mein Gaye To Ek Shop Ke Bahar Ek Sunder Si Dress Dekhne Ke Baad Ladki Boli

“Janu Ye Dress Kitni Achi Lag Rahi Hai, Awww… Dila Do Na Please”

Pappu Muskurate Hue Bola

“No, Baby… Remember…. Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi”

Hindi Version

पप्पू की गर्लफ्रेंड उसको हमेशा अपने साथ सेक्स करने से मना कर देती थी

एक दिन दोनों बाजार में गए तो एक दूकान के बाहर एक सूंदर सी ड्रेस देखने के बाद लड़की बोली

"जानू ये ड्रेस कितनी अच्छी लग रही है, दिला दो ना प्लीज"

पप्पू मुस्कुराते हुए बोला

"नो, बेबी... रिमेम्बर.... शादी से पहले कुछ नहीं"

SMS / One Liner Version

GF in Market- Janu Ye Dress Kitni Achi Lag Rhi He... Awww... Dila Do Na Please.. Pappu- No, Baby.. Remember.... Shadi Se Pehle Kuch Nhi

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