Sharab Bahut Buri Cheez Hai

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Santa Ka Beta Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha

Achanak Santa Ne Usko Peete Dekh liya Aur Gusse Se Bola

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Santa: “Ruk Bhonsdi Ke, Aaj To Mein Teri Maa Chod Dunga

Pappu Nashe Mein: “To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Chodte Hain

SMS / One Liner Version

Pappu Daru Pee Raha Tha Santa Ne Usko Dekh Liya: Ruk Aaj To Me Teri Maa Ch.d Dunga. Papu Nashe Me: To Aur Roj Kya Mohalle Wale Ch.dte Hai

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45 Comments

  1. Jay says:

    HAHAHAH WAH RE PAPPU ……..HEHEHHE

  2. Raj says:

    Nice

    Sent on a phone using T9space.com

  3. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

    @ kehne ka mtlb kuch dinoo se santa apni bibi se hee khud ko fuck krwa raha tha !

    @ kaise ho mousam bhai ?

    @ ravan g aap v chup mt baithana !

    @heartbeat g aap apne baare me kuch sunaaoo !

    @ divya g aap kaisi ho ??

    @ rashhi g aap log to mujhe vul hee gaye hai g !

    @ savita bhavi kahi kho gayi hai kya aap ?

    @panchhi g aapko v maine yaad kiya hai !

    @metrix bhai aap theek ho na !

    @ admin sir mere kuch comment paas nahi huye hai !

    @ cobra bhai main aapko nahi vula hu !

    @ hi jessicaa !!!!!!

    aap sb log ko maine yaad kiya so aap log km se km etna to jarur karna ki jo v daaru pite mile uski maa-behan ek kr dena !

    1. Jay says:

      Yaar teri memory full hai kya, jo mera naam usme add nahi huwa hai???????

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ sorry yaar main aisa nahi kr skta hu ki aap sb ko vul jaauu !

        @ yaar jay yaha kuch naye log aaye hai jo haath pair maar rahr hai bs unko hee read kr raha hu !

        aap to jante ho psycholigy ke liye kisi ka activity smjhana kitna aasan hai !

    2. divya says:

      PSYCHOLOGY mai to achhu hu aap sunao kaha ho aaj kal

      1. PSYCHOLOGY(LUC) says:

        @ thanks 4 reply !!!!!!

        @ divya main delhi me rehata hu dost !

        aapse to kuch puchna hee nahi hai !!!!

      2. Rohit says:

        Hello divya how r u?

  4. Panchhi says:

    Arreh ab pappu ne daru pini v shuru kr di ! Ye pappu kuch jyada h tarakki kr rha hai

    1. Jay says:

      Haa Panchhi ji,
      Ye Admin bhai ka Pappu to bahut hi tez tarakki kar raha hai, es se aap hoshiyaar hi rahna……hehehe

  5. Kartik says:

    Thanx divya ji aur jay ji aap sach much hai ya computer jawab deta hai pata nahi kyo yakin nahi hota kyo ki aaj tak mera koi true true frnd nahi bana

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Kartik,
      Meri “Dosti” woh rang hai jo aap chuda nahi paoge,
      Bas itni gujarish hai aapse ki “SURF EXCEL” se mat dhona,
      Varna doondte reh jaoge!! tc.

    2. divya says:

      are Kartik yar kya bachho jaisi baate karte ho yaha pe aapke itne saare frnd hai fir b ap aisa bolte hai

  6. Raj bindaas says:

    Hahahahahahahahaha nice joke….

    1. Jay says:

      @ Raj bro. kabhi- kabhi to dosto ki khairiyat v puch liya karyen. aur sunaye aap kaise hai ??????????

  7. raavan says:

    pappu bete shraab cheez hi aisi hati isame tumhara koi dos nahi or fir tumne konsa galat bola thik hi to kaha

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    are admin bhaipura din me ek hi to cmt deta hun use tum publish nahi karte aakhir kyon bhai mera kal wala cmt abhi tak publish nahi huaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    hy panchhi dear kaisi ho yaar aaj maine bhi thodi pi hai or yaar mai sham ko ek hi cmt de pata hun vo bhi aap logo ke pyar ki vajah se aajkal thoda kaam jyada hai so dont mind or iss raavan se koi shikva ho to jarur btana

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    hy rashiji kaisi hain aap?

    1. Jay says:

      Hey Raavan! tu kaam ki jayada tension mat liya kar yaar, beach-beach me time nikal kar relax kar liya kar, aur hum dosto se baat v.

  8. Biswa says:

    Nice joke,sahi hi to kaha pappu ne apar santa roz apni biwi ko nahi chodta to pappu kaha se paida hota.

  9. pyare moham says:

    bindas joke.

  10. shubham says:

    panchiji kya ap clg me h?

  11. Ashish says:

    Papu ki sadi karwa do sudhar jaye ga…

  12. Darling says:

    Pappu ka baab ab to soach me pad jayega ise ye baat kaise pata chal gai…….

    1. Jay says:

      Hello Darling!
      Aap kaisi hai ??
      Gori, Kali, choti ya phir Moti:P

  13. Rajesh(p.o) says:

    Hi admin, panchi, divya,rashi and dear frnds. After long time i am back to the site. How r u all ?
    Ek shairy pesh hai "hum unki yaad me raat bhar rote rahe, bewafa wo nikli aur badnaam hum hote rahe, pyar me madhoshi ka aalam to dekhiye, dhul chehre pe jami thi aur hum aaina dhote rahe" how was? Miss u all @

    1. divya says:

      Rajesh ji kaha ho ap aaj kal to dikhai b nhi dete mujhe aapse kuch puchna tha bank ka bare mai kya ap w2h pe aa skte ho plss rply

  14. Kartik says:

    Har saans me yaad de jaaynge khud sone se gahale ek khuwab de jayenge tum ko gila hai k hum baat nahi karte saans rukne se pahale har jawab de jayenge

  15. Kartik says:

    Waqt nahi ab rone ka ' waqt hai bachcha hone ' tab kyo nahi roye thi ' tab chipak chipak k soye thi ' kiya hai to bharo tab kahati thi aur karo aur karo aur karo

  16. Jay says:

    @ Dhiraj yaar, Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
    They wanted to trouble good people…
    I suggested Ur name.
    They said Oh!!!No we can’t disturb our Boss……hehehe

  17. Kartik says:

    Ajab tere nakhre gajab tera style hai gaand dhone k tameej nahi haath me mobile hai aur lega panga

  18. Kartik says:

    Chuha aur aadmi hamesa ched k taraf bhagte hari jhandi aur randi dono ko dekh k bhag lo

  19. NARESH says:

    hehehehehe………….nice jok Pappu ko malum nahi asal mein uski maa kon hai.Is wajah se santa ne gaali deke esa bolla hai.

  20. NARESH says:

    hi frnz…………………sab kaise ho?????????????????

    1. divya says:

      hum sab achhe hai or masti mai hai or ap?

      1. Heartbeat says:

        Hey divya kaisi ho kabhi bulkar hi hamme yaad kar liya karo

      2. NARESH says:

        hi divya……..hw r u????????????????? Or kon hai jo tumare sath mast hai.???????????? mujhey bhool gai kya………..

  21. arun says:

    hi divya wil u frndshp wth me.

  22. yogi says:

    mast joke hai admin

  23. Mausam says:

    hahahaha

    ye bhi mast joke he yaar,pappu ka jawaab nhi ,bada hi hazir jawab he

  24. Bunty says:

    very dirty joke but funny jokes

  25. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Nice

  26. Lalitmangla says:

    Its realy good admin aaj ke 1 joke main 2sre joke ka link diya magar wo show nahi kar raha kyon pls rply or apni sabhi sites ke link dalde

    1. Admin says:

      Konsa link kam nhi kr rha and kis joke mein. Detail se bata. And mene kitni bar to tujhe btaya hai sites ka.

  27. deleted says:

    aaj koi nahin aaya site par

  28. deleted says:

    good morning friends ……

    admin I will come to your city this month

    1. Admin says:

      Eraseit. Bande da putar hoyega te mil ke jayiyo

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