Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?

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Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai.

Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, “Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?”

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Sab Students Apne Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai Aur Ek Student Bolta Hai: “Aankhein

Madam: “Bahut Achhe, Par Aankhein Kyun?”

Student: “Jab Koi Cheez Aankh Mein Chali Jati Hai, To Insaan Ki Marne Wali Haalat Ho Jaati Hai

Isi Tarah Baki Ke Students Bolte Hai Naak, Kaan Vagera Vagera. Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai To Vo Bolta Hai: “Gaand

Madam Gusse Se Laal-Peeli Hokar: “Chupkar Besharam, Kal Mat Aana, Agar Aao To Apna Muh Mat Kholna

Agle Din Class Mein Inspector Aata Hai Aur Wohi Sawal Puch Leta Hai.

Inspector: “Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Konsa Hai?

Sab Bache Class Mein Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai, Lekin Pappu Apna Hath Upar Nahi Karta,

To Inspector Usse Puchta Hai: “Bache Aapko Iska Answer Nahi Pata Kya?

Isse Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta Madam Inspector Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli: “Ye Ek Bahut Hi Nalayak Bachha Hai, Isliye Isse Koi Bhi Question Mat Pucha Jaye

Lekin Inspector Madam Se Bola: “Lekin Main Janana Chahta Hoon Ke Ye Bacha Is Question Ka Answer Kyun Nahi Janta?

Tab Inspector Bache Se Puchta Hai: “Dekho Bache Daro Mat Aap Mujhe Iska Koi Bhi Answer De Do Jo Tumko Sahi Lage

Pappu: “Ji, Gaand

Inspector Ke Ye Sunkar Tote Udd Jate Hai Aur Madam To Darr Ke Mare Peeli Pad Jaati Hai

Inspector Puchta Hai: “Kyun?

Pappu: “Kyon Ki Sawal Aap Mujhse Puch Rahe Ho Aur Gaand Fir Bhi Madam Ki Hi Fatt Rahi Hai

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30 Comments

  1. NAVYA says:

    Nic joke

    1. Rohit says:

      hi NAVYA how r u??? kafi dino bad.. are mera reply to kar diya karo :(

      1. NAVYA says:

        I m fin n wat about u apne asa kyu kaha hm reply dete h agr koi hmse bat krta h

      2. Rohit says:

        hm bhi thik hain ji.. kha se ho ap? aur kya karte ho?

  2. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

    Hahaha vo to hai bhai.
    Vaise is joke ko padkar muje school ke din yad a gye. Hamari class me only 4 girls hoti thi. Aur boys 14. Dikkat ye thi ki usme 3girls short caste ki thi. Aur 1 mere dost ne set kar rakhi thi.:-D

    1. Admin says:

      Himanshu bacha, ek baat yad rakhna jis tarha sharaab aur ch00t juthi nahi hoti.. usi tarha jaat paat nahi dekhi jaati. jyada dikkat ho to muh pe kapda rakh ke mar lo.. :p kyunki ch00t hoti hai marne ke layak hai

      1. himanshu says:

        hoye hoye aaj to bade dino ke baad darshan diye hain janab ne.
        vaise bhai ye baat darasal tab ki ha jab ma 4th me tha. aur tab mujhe hehe sex hi nai malum tha kya hota ha. ma to bus man hi man use pyar karne laga tha. after 4th maine boys school me admsn le liyA tha

  3. Ashish says:

    mja aa gya mdm ka najuk ang choda ho gya pappu k karn.

  4. Rohit says:

    nice 1… aur body me sabse majboot chiz pta hai kya hai????

    Jhantain….

    Jo koi bhi nhi ukhad sakta.. :)

    1. himanshu says:

      rohit ma ukhad dunga jhaante bol kiski ukhAdni ha?? hehehe

      1. devendr says:

        to fir apni hi ukhad k bata himmat ho to

        or dard k mare chillana mat hehehehe

      2. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

        Devender beta tu bahut utavla(utejit) ho raha ha! Chal sabse pehle teri hi ukhad deta hu magar meri ek sharat ha ki agar teri gand par mera dil a gya to mana mat kario gand marne ko. Hehehehehehehhehehe

  5. Anuj says:

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  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Hahahaha ise kahte hain joke

  7. manish kmr says:

    hehehahahaha

  8. Sujeet says:

    Pappu to kamal hai……….

  9. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    ” only greater can sense the greatness ”
    ___Dhiraj

    good aft!! aby, deepak n all!!

  10. Mr. Bachelor says:

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  11. .*,~*o({(*Dhiraj*)})o*~,.* says:

    ” the perfect boy is not living on earth …he is in heaven ”

    ” but good boy is possibly living on earth ”

    ” normal boys are everywhere ”

    ” some are just good for nothing , except their gender(boy) ”

    ________ Dhiraj

  12. Nitesh says:

    hahashahaha………

  13. Nitesh says:

    HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress, excite, cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper, console, respect and love.

    HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job.

  14. Nitesh says:

    Similarity btwn Sunny Deol & Sunny Leone:-

    Dono chillate bahut hain..
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    Deol maarte hue aur Leone marwate hue ..

  15. Nitesh says:

    The husband leans over and asks his wife,’Do you remember the first time we had love together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’

    Yes, she says,’I remember it well.’

    OK,’he says,’How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time’s sake?’

    Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

    A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having love against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

    The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in..

    Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious love that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

    The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know..
    After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

    So, as the couple passes, he says to them,’Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic love life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

    Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
    ”Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence”… :P

  16. Nitesh says:

    Girl friend aisi honi chahiye jis ki godh mein sar rakho,

    to Us ka Chehra nazar na aye…!! ;) =D =)) X_X

    confused people plz go n watch pogo. :p

    1. devendr says:

      matlab uske boobs mote or tight hone chaiye na hehehehe

  17. Priya says:

    :) ;) :) ;)

    1. Rohit says:

      hi priya how r u????

  18. Shanu says:

    Madam ki to gand hi fat gai sabke samne

  19. Prity saxena- (the bad girl) says:

    Sahi ka shanu vaise judee hui kiski hoti hai?

    1. devendr says:

      ye jan ne k liye to aapko BF dekhna padega hehehe

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