Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?

Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai.

Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, “Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?”

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Sab Students Apne Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai Aur Ek Student Bolta Hai: “Aankhein

Madam: “Bahut Achhe, Par Aankhein Kyun?”

Student: “Jab Koi Cheez Aankh Mein Chali Jati Hai, To Insaan Ki Marne Wali Haalat Ho Jaati Hai

Isi Tarah Baki Ke Students Bolte Hai Naak, Kaan Vagera Vagera. Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai To Vo Bolta Hai: “Gaand

Madam Gusse Se Laal-Peeli Hokar: “Chupkar Besharam, Kal Mat Aana, Agar Aao To Apna Muh Mat Kholna

Agle Din Class Mein Inspector Aata Hai Aur Wohi Sawal Puch Leta Hai.

Inspector: “Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Konsa Hai?

Sab Bache Class Mein Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai, Lekin Pappu Apna Hath Upar Nahi Karta,

To Inspector Usse Puchta Hai: “Bache Aapko Iska Answer Nahi Pata Kya?

Isse Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta Madam Inspector Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli: “Ye Ek Bahut Hi Nalayak Bachha Hai, Isliye Isse Koi Bhi Question Mat Pucha Jaye

Lekin Inspector Madam Se Bola: “Lekin Main Janana Chahta Hoon Ke Ye Bacha Is Question Ka Answer Kyun Nahi Janta?

Tab Inspector Bache Se Puchta Hai: “Dekho Bache Daro Mat Aap Mujhe Iska Koi Bhi Answer De Do Jo Tumko Sahi Lage

Pappu: “Ji, Gaand

Inspector Ke Ye Sunkar Tote Udd Jate Hai Aur Madam To Darr Ke Mare Peeli Pad Jaati Hai

Inspector Puchta Hai: “Kyun?

Pappu: “Kyon Ki Sawal Aap Mujhse Puch Rahe Ho Aur Gaand Fir Bhi Madam Ki Hi Fatt Rahi Hai

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  1. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @Samir,mere sweetu mitthu,..tum mere sapne mein aao jada accha rahega…mujhe kiss krne k liye…coz u r so so sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! and toooooooo hhhhhooooooooooooootttttttttttttt!!!!ek baar mujhe kiss dedo hum dono hamesha k liye amar ho jayenge..aur jay k pass chale jayenge…swarg mein…one kiss for you!!..umaah!!ummm uumm umm ummahh!!itni sexy kiss kon de sakta hai tumhe!!umaah!!..but i want your kiss2..but that should be so sexy..sexy!!..tum kaafi sexy ladko ho..tumhari baato ko sense kr k pata chalta hai…tumhari sexiness pe mera aashirwad humesha k liye rahega…TATHASTU!!
    ….PYAAR KIA TO DARNA KYA…PYAAR MEIN JO DARA..WOH PYAAR K NAAM PE SHITT HAI!!
    AN EM TOO SEXY AND HOTT 2!!Samir tumhari sexiness ko mein sir jhuka k salaam!!
    <3umaah<3…samir…u have the qualities of real man!!
    JAY HO!!u r so so so so so sooooooooooooooo ssssoooooooooooooooooooo ssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!

  2. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @samir,..im natural bilover..means…agar jiske do do lover ho..to duniya uski mutthi mein..aur swarg pairo k niche…really!!but duniya dar k maare aise relation nhi rakhti kyunki duniya k pass sense nhi hai jada life ko enjoy krne ka…maan lo agar do tarah k chasme,do tarah k shoes,do motorcycle,do mobile,two wifes,two husbands,to maza kita double ho jaega..cuz life jo ek hi baar milti hai…but bacche do hi hone chahiye:)..
    mera slogan…HUM EK HUMARE DO BOYFRIENDS!!!..hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!
    …….ADMIN K LIYE…HUM EK HUMARI DO GIRLFRIENDS..hahahahaha!!!..
    ..humare history mein bhi ek saath kai lover rakhne ka riwaaz raha hoga m not sure..but yeh riwaaz intelligent aur loveable k bich mein success hoga..m 200percent agree with my views..mere sexy sweetu mitthu..gudnight!!and friends ko bhi!!

    1. Nilesh {{*N¡£€$H*}} says:

      Dhiraj bro aapka dimag to thik hai na. Kisi user ko aise nhi bola jata. Jaisa ki apne is comment me “JAY BRO” ke liye bola hai…
      Mai manta hu ki “JAY” se tumhe kafi love hai..
      But kisi ko jite-ji svarg me pahuchana kha tak acha hai.???

  3. ,*`{*("D`h*!*r'a`j")*}`*, says:

    @SAMIR,mere pass ek famous actress aur model ka friendship request aya hai..kya krun kyunki mein females ki friendship request jaldi accept nhi krta??..usko mein serial pe dekha hai..name disclose nhi karungaa??..any suggestions??/..m going to search about all her details right now..mera subh k sapna sach ho gaya after all..khas logo se mulakat..thats calld luck..magar dikh gajab ki rahi hai jo bhi actress hai woh!!

  4. deleted says:

    Hum hawa nahi jo kho jayenge,
    Waqt nahi jo guzar jayenge,
    Hum mausam nahi jo badal jayenge
    Hum to aansu hai jo khushi aur ghum dono me saath nibhaenge. Rate & comment on this.

  5. deleted says:

    From admin to NEHA

    Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,

    uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,

    Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,

    phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi

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