Shortest Murder Story

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Duniya Me Har Dusre Din Koi Na Koi Kisi Na Kisi Ka Murder Kar Deta Hai. Lekin Murder Ka Itna Simple Aur Hansi Chuta Dene Wala Reason Aapne Nahi Dekha Hoga.
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Biwi: “Sunte Ho?”

Pati: “Nahi”

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Shortest Murder Story - Biwi- Sunte Ho? Pati- Nahi.

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