Shudh Hindi Bolne Wala Pati

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Ek Bar Shudh Hindi Bolne Wale Ladke Ki Shadi Hui.

Suhagrat Ko Apni Biwi Ki Taange Khol Ke Bola

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Pati: “Madam Shree Ganeshayee Kiya Jayee?

Wife Bechari Kuch Nahi Samjhi Fir Bhi Usne Sir Hila Diya

Itna Kahte Hi Pati 200 Ki Speed Mein Shuru Ho Gaya

Agle Din Subha Nashte Ki Table Pe Sari Familly Bethi Thhi

Nashte Ki Shururat Karne Ke Liye Husband Ne Biwi Ki Maa Se Bola

Pati: “Mata Jee Shree Ganaheshaye Kiya Jayee

Tabhii Uski Wife Uthi Aur Apni Maa Se Cheekh Ke Bol

Biwi: “Nahiiiiii, Mammii Haan Mat Kahna, Chodna Shuru Kar Dega

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Comments

66 Comments

  1. manish says:

    hahahahaha very gud joke…..bechari dar gayi ki ab maa chudi….hahahaha

    1. divya says:

      mast joke thaa yar.

      1. mahesh says:

        Kabhi DIU ghumne aaja mast mast joke sath beth ke karenge. Or kingfishar b piyenge.

      2. bad boy says:

        really bohot badiya hai

  2. Vivek says:

    chutia pati ko ye bhi nahi pata ke chudai ke waqt non veg language use karte hai, shudh hindi nahi. Aur gandu patni bhi shree ganeshayee ko chudai ka slogen samajhne lagi ke, bola aur chudaai shuru.

  3. priy seth says:

    hi shri ganesh kiya jai

    1. manish says:

      priya aja baby shri ganesh karein shubh kam mein deri nahi

  4. Rosy says:

    Hey bhagwan..kya kehne is famly k toh!

    1. manish says:

      rosy tumhara sri ganesh ho chuka hai ya hona hai…lol

      1. Rosy says:

        @manish, tumhe btana jaruri ni smjti

  5. anjali says:

    nice joke..

    hi!!hi!!!

    1. manish says:

      hi anjali…puch puch puch puch…aahhh dekh kitni sari flying kisses bheji hai tujhe maine….

  6. sangwan says:

    iska matlab madam ne socha ki uska pati madarch*d h.

  7. allen sagar says:

    chance miss kardiyaa yaaar

  8. Anuj says:

    admin Joke Me 1 Galti Hai Ladka Sudh Hindi Bolne Wala Tha to Suhaag Raat Ko "Madam" Kyo Bola…. Usko Wife Ko Devi Bolna Chahiye Tha..

    1. Admin says:

      Gud Anuj… Mene pahle hi tumhe bola hai ki main har joke mein koi na koi technically mistake jarur chod deta hun.. taki logo ka dimag bhi pade par kya karu log comments and joke padne mein itne busy hote hai ki is cheez ka koi dhayan nahi deta

      Anyway Gud

      1. Anuj says:

        admin Sory Joke Me 1 Aur Galti Hai…

        Bolo Bata Du…?

        1. Admin says:

          Anuj Ek aur nahi do aur hai hehe dhayan se dekho

    2. manish says:

      anuj bhai kya point pakda hai…

      1. Anuj says:

        kya yaar manish abhi point pakdaya kaha hai

    3. Mausam says:

      Anuj ji mere khayaal se hindi me madam ko Maadaam kahaa jaata he waise hindi meri bhi itnee theek nahi hai ye maine bhi kisi sahitya ki book main padha hai.

  9. shabnam says:

    wow! kya mast joke hai sameer. Maza aa gaya, berhari wife kitna darr gayi hai ki shri ganesh kehte hi raat ka scene yaad aa gaya.

    1. manish says:

      yaar shabnam ye clitoris kya hota hota hai

    2. manish says:

      shabnam berhari wife nahi hota bechari wife hota hai….hehehehe

  10. pia says:

    hehehehe good joke .

    waise pati ne apne patni ko itna nahi darana chahiye ab nind se bhi chillake uthegi shree ganesha nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    1. sandy says:

      hiiiiiii pia

  11. ritesh kolkata says:

    zabardast joke admin.aise hi jokes aur daalo yaar.to deviyon sri ganesh kiya jaaye?ha ha ha

  12. Dev says:

    Wow. It is new code word

  13. Rosy says:

    @admin, galti is biwi ki maa ko nai apni maa ko bola. N next 1 pehle usne ganeshaye bola bt nxt tym ganaheshaye :) crct??

    1. Admin says:

      Rosy dear sahi hai par ab ye batao usne biwi ki maa ko kyu nahi bola

      1. Rosy says:

        @admin dear, que ni samji.. Ma ko kyu ni bola? Kisne?

  14. manish says:

    arey divya kahan chali gayi yaar…uske bina room hi suna suna lagta hai….divya darling kahan ho tum?

    1. divya says:

      Manish yaar mai yahi to hu

  15. Anuj says:

    Uper "GANESHAYEE" Likha Hai…Aur Niche Spling "GANAHESHAYE" Likha Hai…
    Humko To Yahi Dikh Rha Hai Bhai

    1. Admin says:

      Arrey yaar anuj mein eso bevkoof wali galtiya nahi dalta. Ki spelling mistake kar di. Joke mein technically galti hoti hai hehhe lagao dimag brother

      1. Anuj says:

        admin ladka apne ghar me hi suhagraat manayega.. to agle din uski saas(BIWI ki MAA) kaha se aa gayi

        1. Admin says:

          Anuj hehehe ye hui na baat

  16. anjali says:

    nice joke… bt agr uska pati ase hi hindi bolta rha to uski wife ka pta ni kya hoga..

  17. raj says:

    good joke bivi chudi biwi ko laga k ab ma chudi

  18. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    ek din mein uski bb ko phone karunga aur bolunga kal mere ghar mein party hai n apne hubby se kah dena apne sare dosto ko mere yanha party enjoy karne k liye..den agle din woh apne dher sare dosto k sath mere ghar mein ata hai aur kahta hai ..shree ganeshyai shuru kiya jaye…den mein chillata hoon oh my god! bacha le mujhe..yahooooooooooo!

  19. kapil the cute boy says:

    Muje lagta hai usne apni BV ki bahut jam ke thukai ki hogi aage se b piche se b tabhi to bechari itna dar gayi….uske liye to mere jesa lover boy hona chahiye

  20. kapil the cute boy says:

    SHABNAM kya bolti ho …..SHRI GANESH kiya jaye kya

  21. kapil the cute boy says:

    Patni ne b aisa hi koi code doondh lena chahiye…..tab pati ki fategi….hindi bolne ka bhut utar jayega

  22. Dhiraj:TheBoysLove says:

    M GOING 2 ANNOUNCE THE LUN AWARD WINNERS

    1.ACKY-The intelligent lun

    2.PIYUSH-The sweet n tough lun.

    3.KAPIL-The sexy lun.

    4.PUNIT-The loveable lun.

    5.VIKKY-The loyal lun.

    6.DHEERAJ-The shy but bindass lun(not dhiraj)

    7.SAMEER-The over sexy lun.

    ….rest of boys ko baad mein awards milenge …thankq.

  23. xxxraj says:

    hey anjali shud i do shri ganeshay vid u?

  24. Inaaya********* says:

    DHIRAJ-dharaya se rehne wala lund

  25. anjali says:

    hi… manish

    mujhe tumhari flying kiss ni chahiye yarrrr…

  26. anjali says:

    no xxxraj

    shri ganesh to mera life partner hi kr skta..

    sryyyyyyyy ur bad luck..

  27. jai says:

    hy anjali to mai tumhara life partner ban jata hun

  28. anjali says:

    he…. jai

    tumhari koi girlfrnd ni h kya????

    1. manish says:

      anjali dear koi nahi agar tumhe meri kiss nahi chahiye to aao smootch mare…hehehehe maine kabhi nai mari i hope tumne bhi nahi mari hogi……

  29. suchi says:

    wow nice joke

    baht achhchha tha

  30. Khushnu says:

    nice 1

  31. Chintu says:

    wassup party people???

    any 1 wanna to have friendship wid me???

  32. kapil the cute boy says:

    DHIRAJ thanx dear mere quiz ka result announce karne ke liye…………….

  33. harami says:

    ab to saath mei saal wo zarur chudega…hahaha

  34. kanika says:

    hahahahaaaaaaa………….vry nc……..mst tha yr

    bechari darrrrrrrrr gyi………

  35. balaji says:

    wow Mast jok hai admin yarrrrrrrrrr maza i gaya

  36. anjali says:

    yes u r right manish.

  37. prit says:

    HIiii Anjali meri Jaan , Chut KI Dukaan ,DUniya ki Bas yehi Reet Hai Teri Maarne Ke Liye Bas Ek Prit hai………

  38. sunil says:

    very good

  39. chintu says:

    hiiiiiii anjali ho ja suru

  40. anjali says:

    bad comment PRIT.

    1. JAF says:

      anjali can v friendzz..?

  41. prit says:

    kya kare control nahi hotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  42. rajesh says:

    hahaha

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