Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salamat Ho

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Pati Jaise Hi Ghar Mein Gussa Patni Ghabrati Hui Boli.

Patni: “Shukar Hai Aap Sahi Salamat Ghar Wapis Aa Gaye

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Pati: “Kyu, Kya Hua?

Patni: “Bahar Log Kah Rahe The Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pee Ke Gutter Mein Gir Gaya Hai

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Bv Apne Pti Se- Shukr He Ap Sahi Salamat Ghr Wapis A Gye. Pti- Q Kya Hua? Bv- Bahr Log Kah Rhe The Ki Koi Chutiya Daru Pi K Gutter Me Gir Gya He.

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6 Comments

  1. lalitmangla says:

    Good magar aalready publish ho chuka hai isi site per

  2. lalitmangla says:

    1 murga murgi se – i love you main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon murgi – to 1 kam karo meri jagah aaj tum anda do

  3. Sujeet says:

    Sardar: Shirt k Liye Koi Acha sa Kapra Dikha Do.
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    SalesMan: Plain Me Dikha Don?
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    Sardar: Abay! Hawai Jahaz Me Jany Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,Yahi pe Dikha Do…..

  4. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Hainhh…! ;-)
    Yo Ke Hai..?

  5. deleted says:

    Sardar Hanuman Jayanti per Mandir garya.Pujari ne Aarti di, aur fir Pujari ne oose bahut maara.Qki…………Sardar ne Aarti ka Diya foonk maar ker bujha diyaaur kaha Happy Birthday Hanuman Ji.

  6. Nitesh...Some..Say says:

    Bikhare Toote Sapne Saare Ho Rahe Hai Purein Dhire Dhire…
    Aashiqi Ka Aalam Sar Chad Raha Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Zindagi Me Aane Se Tere Kismat Khul Rahi Hai Meri Dhire Dhire..
    Jalti Hui Raatein Tham Si Rahi Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Bahakati Hui Saansein Ab Kuch Jud Si Rahi Hai Kahi Dhire Dhire..
    Dubti Hui Aankhein Ab Kuch Nam Si Ho Rahi Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Tere Bas Ek Deedar Se Milne Ki Chahat Bad Rahi Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Ye Aawaragi Ka Aalam Chadne Laga Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Rota Hua Chehra Phir Se Khil Raha Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Toota Hua Dil Phir Se Jud Raha Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Aahista Aahista Saari Khata Meri Dhul Rahi Bin Sunayein..
    Zamane Se Hoke Ye Begani Udti Jaa Rahi Hai Aasma Pe Dhire Dhire..
    Zindagi Ke Maayne Ab Samjh Aa Rahi Dhire Dhire.. Raftaa.. Raftaa..
    Udti Hui Julfaein Ab Sanwar Rahi Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Pyasi Hui Aankhein Ab Jheel Ke Paas Baithi Hai Ye Pata Chala Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Dil Kahne Laga Hai Ke Aietebaar Kar Loon Tujhpe Dhire Dhire.. Hauley Hauley..
    Bahti Hui Hawaein Ab Sargam Suna Rahi Hai Dhire Dhire..
    Likhati Hui Alfazein Ab Chup Si Ho Rahi Hai Dhire.. Dhire..
    Hauley Hauley.. Raftaa.. Raftaa.. Aahista Aahista..!<3
    Kya Yaki Hua Tumeh Ab Bhi Mujhpe Dhire Hi Sahi Pure Pure..! ;-)

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