Similarity Between Man And Letter Q

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What Is The Similarity Between Man And Letter “Q

Both Are Zero Without That Small Thing Hanging Off Them

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Wat Is D Similarity Between Man & The Letter Q. Both R Zero Without That Small Thing Hanging Off Them.

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  1. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Ganpati Bappa Morya…
    Mangal Murti Morya…

    Aap Sabhi Dosto Ko Ganesh Chaturthi Ki Hardik Shubh Kamnaye, Ganesh ji aapko Sukh Samriddhi pradan kare, Aapke Jivan me khushiyon ki bahar le aaye.
    Meri Bhagwan se ye hi prathna hai… :-)

    Good Morning frnds

  2. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Frndz Main Raat bhar Ganpati ji ki murti baithane me Jagta raha, mujhe yakeen hai mere Mumbai ke sabhi frnds bhi raat bhar jaage honge.
    Yaar mujhe toh nind aa rahi, main to sone ja raha hu, baad me milte hai.

  3. lalitmangla says:

    Samajh nahi aaya

    1. deleted says:

      Lalit ji bina…..luli k aap bhi zeep and Q bhi zero…..

  4. Ravi Tyagi says:

    Agar Mar Jau Main To Mujhe Jala Dena,
    Par Jalane Se Pehle Mera Dil Nikaal Lena,
    Mujhe Fikrr Nahi Hai Dil Ke Jal Jane Ki,
    Mujhe To Fikrr Hai Dil Me Rehne Wale Ki.

  5. Priya says:

    wish you all happy ganesh chaturthi :) ♠

  6. Priya says:

    hiii good morning … & byee

  7. Ashish says:

    aisa kaise ho gya lalit mgngl ji apko smjh ni aaya. Acha tha joke.

  8. CHHORA says:

    §गणेश चतुर्थी की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ§

  9. CHHORA says:

    Ravi aaj se es छोरा ko bhi apna dost maanana! happy ganesh chaturthy!!

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Chhora ji aap to already humare dost ho.

  10. bheem says:

    Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
    Zindgi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
    Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai…
    aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
    * Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

  11. bheem says:

    aapka sukh ganesh ke peth jitna bada ho,
    aapka dukh undar jaisa chota ho,
    aapki life ganesh ji ke sund jitni badi ho,
    aapke bol modak jaise mithe ho.
    BOLO GANPATI BAPPA MORIYAA

  12. sonu says:

    jo BIWI subah uthkar
    apne pati ke pair
    chhooti hai,

    uska pati
    raat me
    uske dono pair
    apne kandhe pe
    rakh leta hai

    this is called :
    give respect & take
    respect

    1. Ravi Tyagi says:

      Kya baat sonu ji mast likha hai.

  13. deleted says:

    happy ganesh chathurthi…to u and all users

  14. deleted says:

    bheem bhai long time no see……..where were u ??

  15. bheem says:

    fine and you

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