Social Media Dhamki
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Just Like Romance Between A Man And A Woman Has Become Hi-Tech, So Should Fights. While We Know How Love Is In The Digital World, Let'S See How Hate Should Be.
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A Husband And Wife Were Fighting Over Smartphones. The Wife Said,
Wife: “Tum Jitna Time Facebook, Whatsapp Aur Twitter Ko Doge, Mein Utna Time Flipkart, Amazon, Snapdeal Ko Dungi.”
Hindi Version
पति पत्नी अपने अपने फ़ोन से एक दूसरे को मैसेज करके झगड़ रहे थे
पत्नी: "तुम जितना टाइम फेसबुक, व्हाट्सऍप और टवीटर को दोगे, में उतना टाइम फ्लिपकार्ट, अमेज़न, स्नैपडील को दूंगी"
SMS / One Liner Version
A Pti And Wife Were Fghtng Over Smrtphn. The Wife Sed, Wife- Tum Jitna Time Facebuk, Watsap Or Twtr Ko Doge, Me Utna Time Flpkrt, Amazn, Snpdeal Ko Dungi.
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