Sona To Seekh Lo

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Santa Ke Ghar Mehmaan Aaye Hue The, Par Sone Ke Liye Ek Khaat Kam Pad Gayi Thi

Usne Socha Ki Chalo Padosi Ke Yahan Se Le Aata Hun Rat Ke Liye, Darwaja Khatkaya Padosi Aya To Santa Bola.

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Santa: “Mujhe Aaj Raat Ke Liye Ek Khaat Chahiye

Padosi Sharminda Sa Hote Hue Bola: “Mafi Chahunga Sardar Ji, Par Hamare Paas Do Hi Khaat Hai, Ek Pe Saas Aur Bahu Soti Hai Aur Dusre Pe Main Aur Papa

Santa Ye Sun Kar Bola: “Khaat Gayi Bhaad Mein, Salo Pahle Tum Sona To Seekh Lo

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9 Comments

  1. Nitesh...Some..Say..:~ says:

    Hehehehe…..

  2. Prince - The Bad Guy says:

    Hi..kabhi kabhi hi bahut hai..aaya to kijie.

  3. Rohit says:

    hiiiiiiii all

  4. Mayank says:

    Ho sakta hai ki sub ke sub guy ho

  5. rajesh says:

    admin bhai ji, Sorry ye padosi kya hya. joke mast.
    Baap-Beta (Santa n Pappu) har kisi khaat kri kar rhre
    hai aaj kal
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa :-) ;-) B-)

  6. Lalitmangla says:

    Good joke

  7. Himanshu.THE.DON says:

    Joke samaj nai aya! Koi pankaj wankaj ha kya?

  8. deleted says:

    Jab Milo Kisi Se To Zara Door Ki Yaari Rakhna

    Aksar Jaan leva hote Hain Seene se Lagaane
    Wale..!!

  9. hari says:

    joke teek nahi

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