Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai

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Ek Patni Apne Pati Se Puchti Hai: “Suno Ji In Kutton Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai Ki Kutiya Ka Mann Ker Raha Hai?

Pati: “Unhe Soongh Kar Pata Chalta Hai

Patni Gusse Se Boli: “To Bhonsdi Ke Tujhe Jukaam Hai Kya?

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26 Comments

  1. sathish says:

    ilike jokes

  2. Anirudh a.k.a [ T.J says:

    Mind fucking jokes bro!

  3. Raj Katariya says:

    Dhansuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  4. ishika says:

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  5. Anonymous says:

    gand gar sms

  6. rohit says:

    very nice

  7. pinki says:

    mastttttť

  8. kabir says:

    yaar londiya ko joke pasand aa rahey hai—to gaandu choot main fevicol laga rakhi hai kya kab dogi

  9. anu says:

    hi pinki, i wanna chat with u.

  10. murari kumar says:

    ishika your reply is very nice

  11. murari kumar says:

    pinki how r u filling hat time

  12. rajmal says:

    very sweet

  13. Ravi says:

    It's different yaar.

  14. Harish says:

    jakkas joke hai yaar

  15. shrikant says:

    i pinki i chat with you

  16. kapil says:

    very faaduuuuuu jok

  17. VickyMeena says:

    Lagta hai Patni apne Pati ko kutta samajhti he

  18. Deepti Tiwari says:

    bekar me pati ko daant rahi hai…. AGAR PATI KO KUTTA SAMJH RAHI HAI TO PAHLE KUTIA KI TARAH BINA KAPDO KE SADAK PAR TO GHUMNA CHAHIYE USKO……

  19. VICKY says:

    deepti tu hi ghum le sadak pe

  20. rahul says:

    ya dipti u r rite

  21. Deepti Tiwari says:

    Hi deepti tu bina papdo ke sadk par gume gi to me tujhe dekhene jarur anpg

  22. azhaan says:

    deepti apni ghas saaf karke ghumna warna bakriya kha lengi

  23. Harish Tiwari says:

    agar pati bol sakta hai to patni kyun nehi

  24. NIL says:

    Deepti YOU ARE RIGHT.

  25. Atul says:

    super

  26. gulshan says:

    great joke. i almost fell down laughing

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