Storybooks & Kid’s Behavior

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We Shouldn'T Be Surprised When Our Kids Misbehave. The Reason Lies In The Storybooks. If You Don'T Believe This Then Read The Jokes And Know It Yourself.
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How Do You Expect Kids To Listen To Their Parents When

  • Cinderella Comes Home At Midnight
  • Aladdin Is The King Of Thieves
  • Batman Drives At 200 Mph
  • Pinocchio Lies All The Time
  • Tarzan Lives Half Naked
  • Alice Ate Anything That Strangers Gave Her
  • Sleeping Beauty Is Lazy

And

  • Snow White Lives With 7 Guys !!

We Shouldn’t Be Surprised When Kids Misbehave.

They Get It From Their Storybooks!!

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