Suhagraat Ka Hisaab

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Shadi Ki Pehli Raat Ko Husband Apni Wife Ko 500 Rupees De Kar Bola,

Hum Ne Yeh Kaam Kabhi Free Mein Nahi Kiya

Wife 200 Rupees Wapis Karke Boli Aur Humne Kabi 300 Se Zayada Nahi Liya

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22 Comments

  1. lovely says:

    hiiiiiiiiii

  2. pardeep says:

    ajja main 1000 deta hu

  3. neil says:

    lovely aaja le rhe h to

  4. yash says:

    bhosad

  5. renu says:

    koi mujhe bhi chod do,,,mai mari ja rhi hu…

    1. Ketan says:

      Pata to batao gand bhi fad dunga

    2. Kunnu says:

      agar chudne ke liye mari jaa rahi ho to apna contact no toh do…

    3. Ras says:

      hey dear,

      u seem to be hottie.

      mail me to be with u in nite at

  6. shrikant says:

    renu, tera no. da. taari chut ko bhosda bana dunga,

  7. Ritu says:

    Maza aa gaya

    1. praveen says:

      dene ko to tujhe bahut kuch de doon meri ritu but meri jholi k niche lu.. k siwa kuch v nahi.

  8. anamiika says:

    meri chut fad de

  9. nagesh says:

    anamika kuchh sharam haya hai ki nahi, beech bajar khari hoke kyon chilla rahi hai

  10. Amit says:

    Anamika apna no. Dede. Pure maze dilauga

  11. Rajiv says:

    hey anamika u r hot

  12. abhay says:

    mujhse chudvalo anamika

  13. azhaan says:

    anamike tadapna chhod de give me ur cont. no. main tujhe chood chood ke teri gaand aur chut ek kardunga

  14. yukti says:

    husband fas gaya

  15. SAMeer says:

    mai kisi bi ladkiki chut chaatne ko taiyaar hu

  16. DHIRAJ says:

    LADKIO SAMEER KO APNA 1OO.. CHUT DEDO KYON KI USE WAHI CHAHIYE CHATNE K LIYE .KUCH LADKIA BHI HAI JO CHOOT CHATI HAI.

  17. krish says:

    sahi coupling hai dono ki ek se barkar ek

  18. Nitin says:

    Hi

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