Suhagraat Ka Experience Kaisa Thha?

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Pati Ki Suhagraat Thi Aur Vo Sex Ke Experience Se Bilkul Anjaan Tha, To Aage Kya Hua Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke.
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Pati Suhaag Raat Ke Din Patni Ko Chodne Se Pahle Bhagwan Se Praathna Karta Hai

Pati: “Hey Bhagwan Mein Pahli Baar Suhag Raat Manane Ja Raha Hoon Mujhe Experience Dena

Patni Apne Pati Ki Prathna Sunte Hi Boli.

Patni: “Suno Ji Aap Kewal Bhagwan Se Takt Mango Experience Mere Paas Bahut Hai

Hindi Version

पति सुहाग रात के दिन पत्नी को छोड़ने से पहले भगवान से प्राथना करता है

पति: "हे भगवान में पहली बार सुहाग रात मानाने जा रहा हूँ मुझे अनुभव देना"

पत्नी अपने पति की प्राथना सुनते ही बोली.

पत्नी: "सुनो जी आप केवल भगवान से ताकत मांगो अनुभव मेरे पास बहुत है"

SMS / One Liner Version

Pati- Hy Bhagwan Me Pahli Baar Suhag Raat Mnane Ja Rha Hu Muje Experience Dena, Patni- Suno Ji Ap Kewl Bhgwan Se Takt Mango Experience Mere Pas Bahut H

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17 Comments

  1. kapil d cute boy says:

    badi anubhavi lagti hai ladki to..

  2. Lalitmangla says:

    Aajkal 65% sabhi ladkiyan anubhavi hoti hain

  3. BENAAM says:

    Ha ha ha ha …… Gud joke…..
    Bhagwaan kre aisi anubhavi biwi admin ko mil jaye. -:)
    3WBJ

  4. Priya says:

    :)

    1. paramvir says:

      hiii priya can we recieve these on cell also

    2. Don says:

      are pirya ye joke thumare pe nhi tha

  5. HPS says:

    Achcha hai

  6. Ramo says:

    Aaj kal ek ladka virgin ho sakta ha par ladki nai ek ladka bina gf ho sakta par ladki bina bf k nai ek ladka sarif ho sakta par ladki nai

    1. hegagaga says:

      kyon pra g sab ko apni padosan ki tarah smaj RAKHA HAI:)

      1. Mausam says:

        Lagtaa he Ramo ke mohalle ki saari ladkiyo ke paas Boy Friends hain magar Ramo ke paas koi Girl Friend nahi he ,isee liye Ramo ye apni autobiography suna rahaa he.
        it means ,yahee he wo ek virgin, bina gf aur shareef ladka heheheheh

  7. brijesh says:

    supar

    1. hegagaga says:

      KYUN BRIJESH G SUPARI KI “I” KHA GAE ;)

  8. Ramo says:

    @hegagaga
    @mausam

    main kay hun aap dono kabhi samaj nai sakate main ek writer hu har tarah se har chiz ko samaj kar likta hu
    meri koy gf nai koy main har ladki ko apni gf ki nazar se nai dekta i respect women
    main un ladko ki tarah nai hu jo har chalti firti ladki k piche jata hai
    agar muje pyar hoga toh main sahi ladki se karunga un ladki se toh main dosti bhi nai karta jo sirf time pass k laye pyar karti

  9. Dhiraj* says:

    @ramo, i agree with u..ek acche ladke ki nishani hoti hai..ki woh ladki ko love n respect ki najro se dekhe..jo maza pyaar de sakta hai woh shyad sex nhi..
    u write..kay..kya
    n koy…koi..
    laye..liye…main bhi unn ladko se jada impress hota hoon..jin ladko ka najariya iss tarah ka hota hai..ek acchi ladki kisi bhi ladko ko bhaamp jaati hai..mein bhi kisi bhi ladke ko scan kr leta hoon..chahe cmnt se yaa face se:)..love,sex,thoughts,mind..etc etc
    keep it up ramo..ur writing job n ur views ..n goodnight.

  10. Ramo says:

    @dhiraj Writing is not my job yet
    i am student
    but main writer bhi banana chahat huni, fil hal kabhi kabhi koy kahani sayari kar leta hun

    main kabi jhut bol kar dosti nai karta nai karta aap muje writer ki job karne wala samaj rahe thea par main writer ki job nai karta
    dosti aur pyar karni hai toh sach bol karo baad mein koy pareshani ya sach samne aane ka darr nai hota

  11. kanika says:

    nice collection of jokes i like it..;)

  12. abhi .. says:

    admin ji apne Jo suhagraat k din likha hua h
    wahan per mujhe mistake lgta h
    ki suhagraat ki raat hona chahiye

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