Survey Married Vs Un-Married Women

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A Survey Conducted Between Unmarried Women Vs Married Women Gave The Below Results. This One Is Good And Hilarious. It Will Make Your Day.
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A Survey Conducted Among Women Gave The Below Results.

“A” Were The Answers Given By Un-Married Women

And

“B” Are The Answers Given By Married Women

Q: What Is The One Thing That Pierces A Woman Hard, When She Hugs A Man

A. P***S
B. Unshaved Facial Hair

Q: What Is The Most Painful Experience During Sex

A. Beginning Of Intercourse
B. When My Hair Gets Entangled

Q: How Long Does An Intercourse Last

A. Around One Hour
B. Just About 6 Mins

Q: One Thing That A Woman Hates About Sex

A. Risk Of Pregnancy
B. The Cleaning Up

Q: What Do Men Hate Most In A Woman’s Body

A. Body Odour / Unwanted Hair / Flab
B. Menstruation

Q: Which Is The One Part Of Woman’s Body That Can Get Her Into Trouble

A. P***Y
B. Tongue

Q: What Is The One Quality That A Man Likes In A Woman

A. Simplicity/intelligence/ Understanding
B. Cooking

Q: When Is A Man In Maximum Mood For Sex

A. At Night/when Naked
B. Those 5 Days

Q: Which Part Of A Woman’s Body Is Most Liked By Men

A. Breasts/waist/face/eyes
B. Closed Mouth

Q: When Is A Man, Not In Mood To Have Sex

A. When He Is Sick/ Tired / Upset
B. When He Is Hungry

Q: When Is A Man, Very Kind To His Wife

A. When He Needs Help/ When Aroused
B. In Front Of Other Women

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