Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki – An Adult Holi Poem

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Hello My Friends – Wish You a Happy Holi

Lachke Shokh Kamar Patli,
Haath Chale To Joban Chhalke,
Kaafir Nain Matak Te Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

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Nazron Ke Teer Ghaav Kare,
Gaal Per Gaal Se Waar Kare,
Labon Se Siskaari Nikalti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Uss Rang Bhari Pichkari Ko,
Angia Per Tak Kar Maari Ho,
Mummo Se Rang Dhaka Te Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Uske Thirak Te Chutad Per,
Gaand Se Chipki Saree Ho,
Jaangh Se Jaangh Ragad Ti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Muhn Ko Bhar Ke Mummo Se,
Lund Hilaate Hi Choot Khile,
Jhaant Se Jhaant Takra Ti Ho,
Tab Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

Choot Lund Se Chudwaane Mein,
Gadrayi Jawaani Bahon Mein,
Aah.. Ufff… Kar Machal Ti Ho,
Yaar Dekh Bahaare Holi Ki !

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29 Comments

  1. punit mumbai says:

    Happy holy every 1…..

    specially 2 my best friend Rosy.

  2. Matrix says:

    Raj bhai mere yahaan ek english teacher thi uska naam bhi rosy tha. Hum sab tab unhe miss rosy kehte the( par ab wo madam ho gayi hai). Wo hum sab se english sikhane ke Rs.400 leti thi.Mera kehne ka matlab ye hai ki shayad jis rosy ko tune eng sikhane ko kaha hoga wo free mien eng nahi sikhana chahati hogi.Chor yaar aise bhi log hote hain jo kisi ka bhalai nahi chahate. Par tu chinta mat kar mien tujhe full english course kara dunga.

    Waise he…he…he… ek samasya hai, maan le maine tujhe apne comment mien kuch sikhane ke liye likha, aur admin ko wo pasand nahi aaya, aur usne use badal diya, to tu english ki jagah japanese ka mixture sikh jayega!

    1. Admin says:

      Hmm.. Meri Rosy Roti ko koi kuch na bole.. vo mere genuine bachhi ki maa hai.. jo kisi vajah se ghar se bhag gayi thhi.. usko manane mein aur patane mein meri madad karo

  3. Naughty says:

    Why you do not give credit to author?(Here I'm the author of this poem.)

    1. Admin says:

      We will not publish any name or email id to the author..

      First prove it that u r the author.. and dont say u just submit it. if you are the original writer of this poem send me the link or genuine copy

  4. Matrix says:

    Aur haan rosy ji yours IQ is only 50!

    Ek normal insaan ka bhi shayad 50 se upar hota hai !

    Waise don't mind main sirf aise hi aapko bata raha tha.

    Waise maine kabhi us(IQ of normal human bieng) ke baare mien read kiya to nahi hai par normally mujhe aisa lagta hai!

  5. Arjun khan says:

    Rashi ji Happy Holy aj to ap ne kub sari masti ki hogi

  6. mohan says:

    HI,SAVITA HAPPY HOLI.
    IT nice to come again here.how are you?

  7. Samir says:

    HAPPY Holi!

  8. Raj Bindaas says:

    ♥…अगर रख सको तो एक
    निशानी हूँ मैं,
    खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी हूँ मैं ,
    रोक पाए न जिसको
    ये सारी दुनिया,
    वोह एक बूँद आँख का पानी हूँ मैं…..
    सबको प्यार
    देने की आदत है हमें,
    अपनी अलग पहचान बनाने की आदत है हमे,
    कितना भी
    गहरा जख्म दे कोई,
    उतना ही ज्यादा मुस्कराने की आदत है हमें…
    इस
    अजनबी दुनिया में अकेला ख्वाब हूँ मैं,
    सवालो से खफा छोटा सा जवाब हूँ
    मैं,
    जो समझ न सके मुझे, उनके लिए "कौन"
    जो समझ गए उनके लिए खुली
    किताब हूँ मैं,
    आँख से देखोगे तो खुश पाओगे,
    दिल से पूछोगे तो दर्द
    का सैलाब हूँ मैं,,,,,
    "अगर रख सको तो निशानी, खो दो तो सिर्फ एक कहानी
    हूँ मै…♥♥
    " जीवन में हम कभी कभी कुछ ऐसा पीछे छोड़ जाते है जिन्हें फिर हम याद नहीं करना चाहते या कभी कुछ ऐसा छोड़ जाते है जिन्हें हम भूल नहीं सकते कारण चाहे कुछ हो वो पल तो हमेशा याद आ ही जाते है न सच्ची दोस्ती ही एक ऐसा सहारा होती है जो हर वक़्त खुशिया ही देती है चाहे हम दूर रहे या पास अगर ये लम्हे याद आते है तो उस वक़्त हम सारी दुनिया को भूल कर कुछ पल के लिए जरुर उस प्यारे से वक़्त में चले जाते है तो क्यों न हम जब तक हो इन लम्हों को वक़्त से ही छीन ले सायद ये प्यारे लम्हे भी हमारी ज़िन्दगी का एक हिस्सा बन जाये……."

    1. Banjara says:

      Lage rho baalak

  9. Rosy says:

    @punit, thnx n happy holi 2 u 2:)

    @matrix, lol i dnt want any money. Keep that with urself. N i said my IQ is 50 coz its the average.

    @admin, ab main nai aaungi. Tumhare karan mere kids rashi ko rashi mom bulate h. Maine divorce paper vej diye h. nai mile kya abhi tak?

    @rashi, dnt mind dear, kdng

    @every1, a vry happy n colrful holi 2 every1

    1. Matrix says:

      Oh …..

      IQ ka average. Matlab kabhi aapka IQ 50 ke niche bhi tha.lol

      If u don't know abt IQ then don't say.hehe..haha…hoho

      However, I will endeavour to asist u,if u want!

      he..he…he….

      Why r u so……….

      Hoity..Toity!

      he..he…

  10. savita says:

    Main badi haram ki auald hun sameer. challange kar tu kya teri site band karva du.

    1. Admin says:

      maa ki lodi.. haram ki auald tere se jo hota hai kar apni maa chudva. bahan ki lodi.. maine kabhi ladki ko first nahi ki gaali deke.. but teri jaisi haram ki auald jo shayad kisi suar ki ho ke saath esa kiya tune majbur kiya

      Friends mene hi iska comment badla thha. ki 3 condom chadane ke baad bhi ye paida ho gayi bcoz is haram ki pilli kutiya ne mujhe galat likha thha

      Now main ab ye dekhna chahta hun ki tum log mere sath ho ya is haram ki lodi ke saath. isne site band karvane ki damki di mujhe.. dekhna hai iski maa ki choot mein kitna dum hai.. dosto vote ki is jaisi kutti ka saath doge ya mera

      1. divya says:

        aapke saath baba ji

      2. Wanted says:

        admin bhai ye v koi puchne ki baat hai, hm tumhare sath the, hai or aage v rahenge.. jo v is site ko band karane ki baat karega hm sab milkr uske sar pr tel laga kr use uske maa ki chut me wapas ghusha denge (hehehehe ye wali gali tum hi se sikhi hui hai, yaad hai tumne site k ek pagal user ko ye gali di thi?)

        1. Admin says:

          hehehe thanks wanted bhai… acha laga jan kar ki tum meri galiyo ko save karke rakhte ho hehehe

    2. Mausam says:

      ee savya ghadhe ke lund ki paidaaish tu ek kaam kar ki apni maa ki chut pe jaa kar feviquick lagaa ,ya apne baap ke lund ka lemination karwa de,

      jis se ki fir koi tere jaisee randee na paidaa ho jaaye samjhee ,

      .yahaa par tu kyu apni maaa chudwaa rahee he

      maadarchod.

  11. Wanted says:

    oye rashiiji, abhi tk talli hokr padi ho kya ?? sb log aa gye, ab aap v aa jao.. aapke bina dil nhi lag raha hai yaar.

  12. Sameer Gaur says:

    Hiiiiiiiiii

    How was ur holi??

  13. Mausam says:

    Poem achchii he,

    aur Holi ke iss sahi mauke pe publish huee he nice yaar,

    @ Raj bhai aapki poem bhi achchhi he aur wo bhi hindi me type ki he,also nice.

    aapki iss poem se mujhe ek sher yaad aagayaa:-

    Namak Jakhmo pe chhidak kar kya tum muskuraate ho,

    Mere Jakhmo ko dekho Muskuraana isko kahte hain,

    Tumne to sirf aansuo ki nadiyaa bahaayi hongi,

    aansuo ke samandar humne dekhe hain.

    @ Mr.Naughty, agar credit hi lena hai to aur bhi bahut si jagah hain.

    award ya reward ke lalach me yahaan karm mat karo.

  14. $unny Fame $ingh says:

    svita sali ben ki lodi salichutjat jaa re tere jese na jane kitne randi or hacker aaye or gye……jo ukhadna ho ukhad liyo …tuj jese logo ko admin apne jaato pe bandhe gumta firta hai….khawab utne hi bade lund ki dekhni chahiye jitni badi jhel sako…jyda badi hone pe fat ke haath me aa jati hai……

  15. saap says:

    happy holi ……..m new here plz hlp me

    1. pia says:

      tumhe kya help karni

  16. vidhi says:

    savita yee kya bol rahii hoo mind ur language aur sameer koo dhamki dene see koi fayda nahi kyu kii sameer jaanta hai q joo garajte hai woo baras tee nahi sameer koo mat bolo wrna aise hii gaali sunne koo milegee apni dhamki apnee paas rakho savita maa behen kii galiya sunna aacha lagta hai kyaa. aage see kuch soooch samajh kr bolna.

  17. Harsh says:

    Savita ji aap itni achchhi site bund karwane ki dhamki kyun deti ho.Yeh itni pyari site hai ki ham sab chahte hain ki 1000 years chale. Hamare sab dost kiyne pyare aour saaf dil ke hain. Aap sabko sorry bolo please.

  18. bigdiamonddk says:

    darling savita sorry bolni hi chahiye

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