Ek Chuha Jungle Mein Badi Tezi Se Bhaaga Ja Rahe Thha Lomdi Ne Dekha Aur Uske Aage Aake Khadi Ho Gayi Aur Puchha Lomdi: "Itne Teji Se Kaha Bhage
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Posted on: 13 May 2017
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Ek Bar Ek Kisaan Apni Kutti Se Pareshan Tha, Uski Kutti Bache Nahi De Rahi Thi Kisaan Bechara Tang Aa Kar Bazaar Gaya. Kutte Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Au
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Posted on: 07 May 2017
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Ek Bar Ek Elephant Ne Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Examination Ke Liye Dr: "Elephant Ka Lun.d To Sirf 3 Inches Ka Hota Ha
Once A Mouse Was Fucking An Elephant In A Coconut Farm. One Coconut Falls On Elephant's Head. Elephant: "Ouch!" Mouse: "Ouch Vouch Kuch Nahi
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Posted on: 15 Feb 2017
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India Pakistan Ke Bich Mein Hamesha Jhagda Chalta Rahta Hai, Par Aaj Apne Santa Ne Sabit Kar Diya Ki Vo Sacha Deshbhakat Hai, Par Aisa Kara Usne. Jan Ne Ke Liye Pade Ye Joke
Ek Baar Sher Aur Sherni Gufa Mein Araam Farma Rahe Thhe. Itne Mein Ek Kutta Aya Aur Gufa Ke Darwaje Pe Khada Ho Ke Bola Kutta: "Oye Sher Maa Ke
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Posted on: 09 Feb 2017
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Teacher Students Se: "Bachho Batao Ki Billi Itne Sare Bacche Ek Saath Kese Paida Karti Hai" Johnny:  "Miss Agar Aap Bhi Road Par Billi Ki Tarha Gh
Bandar Aur Sher Ne Ek Dusre Ki Marne Ki Sochi, Par Sher Mein Agar Takkat Hoti Hai To Bandar Mein Dimag.. To Kya Natija Nikla?
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Posted on: 02 Dec 2016
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Aajkal India Mein Bahut Se Rape Case Ho Rahe Hai, Aur Is Ladki Ne Ek Aisa Tarika Dhund Nikala Hai Jo Vakiye Hi Rape Hone Se Bacha Lega. Par Kya Hai Vo Tarika Aur Kaise Kam Karega, Jan Ne Ke Liye Dekhe Ye Photo.
Dua Karne Se Suna Hai Bagwan Bhi Maan Jaata Hai, Isliye Hume Dua Karte Rahna Chahiye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bhi Hua, Akhir Bhagwan Ne Dua Sun Hi Li
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Posted on: 26 Sep 2016
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